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* From part two of the Pilot, when they first hear Rousseau's message:
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7khPxHdz0O0 The 11th mobisode] is a prime example.
* Jack's "diagnosis" of Sawyer in "Deus Ex Machina". After asking Sawyer many embarrassing questions about his sex life and possible STDs, Sawyer storms off. Then this happens:
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'''Jack:''' He needs glasses. }}
** And later, after Sawyer has found a pair of glasses that work:
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* Also from Sawyer, the episode where Aaron stops crying when hearing his voice, eventually leading to Sawyer reading a car magazine to make the baby sleep.
* "I collect soil samples."
* Hurley had quite a few of them in Season 1. For example, when he and Charlie are burying {{spoiler|Ethan}}, and he thinks the body'll become a zombie:
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* Hurley [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZAlQJbCPac instinctively throwing a Hot Pocket at Ben.]
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'''Hurley:''' ''HYAA!'' *throws hot pocket at Ben* }}
** Followed by Ben's subtle but ''awesome'' look of "Seriously, did that just happen?"
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** "Dude... you have Arzt on you."
* In the "316", Jack, Kate, Sayid, Hurley, Sun and Ben are all on a plane {{spoiler|headed back to the Island}}. The camera does a closeup on each of them, revealing them to be nervous, tense and worried. Except Ben, who's calmly reading a book.
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'''Ben:''' (doesn't even look up) My mother taught me. }}
** This gets even funnier when you remember Ben's mother died in child birth, so in fact he's lying.
*** I think it's assumed by now that, if it's Ben speaking,then yes, he's lying.
** You forgot this one:
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'''Ben:''' (confused) Who cares? }}
** And just after 316 takes off, a cabin announcement informs the passengers that the plane's being flown by their old friend Frank, who happily exits the cockpit to say hi to Jack when the flight attendant tells him he's on board. "Small world, ain't it?" cracks Frank. Then he notices Kate...and Sayid...and Hurley...and Sun...and Ben...and looks back at Jack with an expression of dawning horror. "Wait a second," he says. "We're not going to Guam, are we."
** Ben gets a number of these of moments. In the fifth season finale
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'''Ben''': (deadpan) I'm a Pisces. }}
*** What makes these even funnier that these lines are [[Blatant Lies]]. Ben's mother didn't teach him to read because she died in childbirth, and he's not a Pisces because he was born in mid December. He just lies because [[It's What I Do|it's what he does.]]
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**** Heck, most of the things Ben says are enough to put you in tears of laughter. Listing them all would take far too long... Michael Emerson recently said that there were quite a few times where he delivered lines as if he was in a comedy, even though no one else seemed to be.
* Pierre Chang quizzing Hurley to determine if he belongs in 1977 in "Follow the Leader":
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'''Hurley:''' Dude, that's ridiculous.
'''Dr. Chang:''' What year were you born? What year?
'''Hurley:''' Uh... 1931?
'''Dr. Chang:''' You're 46?
'''Hurley:''' Yeah. Yes, I am.
'''Dr. Chang:''' So you fought in the Korean War?
'''Hurley:''' ...there's no such thing.
'''Dr. Chang:''' Who's the President of the United States?
'''Hurley:''' ... All right, dude, we're from the future. Sorry. }}
** Made funnier by Hurley's earlier insistence that he didn't know who the president was in 1977 and would never need to know.
* In the pilot, after Sawyer shot a polar bear:
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'''Group:''' It's a polar bear.
'''Shannon:''' Polar bears don't live in the jungle.
'''Charlie:''' Spot on.
'''Sayid:''' Polar bears don't live near this far south.
'''Boone:''' This one does.
'''Sawyer:''' Did. It did.
'''Kate:''' Where did that come from?
'''Sawyer:''' Probably bear village. *annoyed* How the hell do I know?
'''Kate:''' Not the bear, the gun. }}
** And then a bit later in that scene:
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'''Kate:''' So why do you think he's a marshal?
'''Sawyer:''' Because he had a clip-on badge. *shows it* I took that too. Thought it was cool. }}
* Miles' exasperation at Hurley's persisting complete lack of understanding of the fundamental principles of time travel in ''Whatever Happened, Happened'':
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'''Hurley:''' Ah-ha! I can't shoot you, because if you die in 1977, then you'll never come back to the island on the freighter 30 years from now!
'''Miles:''' I CAN die! Because, I've already COME to the island on the freighter! Any of us can die! Because this is our present! }}
* And Hurley's [[The Summation|Summation]] in the S5 premiere, lampshading to hell and back the [[Continuity Lock Out]] masterpiece the series has become.
* The part where Hurley is trying to get Sayid, who has been shot with horse tranquilizer, to a safe location manages to be hilarious, despite being tense. Like the part where Hurley puts sunglasses on unconscious!Sayid before going into the 7-11 to buy a large yellow t-shirt with a Shih-Tzu on it. Also, Hurley's mom once she finds Sayid on the couch:
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* Speaking of Hurley's mom, her reaction when he seizes a sold gold statue of Jesus to defend himself:
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* Sawyer: "Oh, happy day! Here comes [[Dr. Giggles]]!"
* Any time Ben is forced to talk towards the end of Season Five. Michael Emerson once said in an interview that towards the end of Season Five, he began to treat the show as his own private little comedy. It shows.
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'''Ben''': ''(complete monotone)'' It's a door. How bout that. }}
* "Weirdest damn funeral I've ever been to..."
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* Ilana: {{spoiler|Blowing up}}... well, ''I'' laughed. {{spoiler|Stupid Ana Lucia zombie.}}
** And just before that:
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'''Ilana''': Because you're speaking. }}
* What does [the compass] do?
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* From the series finale:
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'''FS Desmond:''' A man named Christian Shephard.
'''FS Kate:''' (chuckling) [[Punny Name|Christian]] [[What Do You Mean Its Not Symbolic|Shephard]]? Seriously?<br />
'''FS Desmond:''' Seriously. }}
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* Sawyer in the episode "Recon": "Take me to your leader."
* In the first season, when Hurley builds a golf course. This exchange of dialogue:
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'''Michael:''' Yeah. I mean, I know what I would do, but... this has gotta be your call.
''(So, you totally think they're talking about something really super serious, but REALLY...)''
'''Jack:''' Okay...give me the seven iron.
''(Yep, they're talking about golf clubs. Beedle-ee-bink-dee-bink, BOING.)'' }}
* Sawyer teaching Jin to say (in English) the only three things a woman should ever need to hear:
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* "We're not going to Guam, are we."
* From "Tricia Tanaka is Dead":
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'''Hurley:''' Shut up, [[Buffy-Speak|Red... neck... man!]]<br />
'''Sawyer:''' Touche. }}
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"...Sounds like they're making progress."
* In the finale, when Sayid is waiting for Hurley in a van, and hears him suddenly open the trunk and throw something in:
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'''Hurley:''' That was Charlie. }}
* Or right before that:
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'''Sayid:''' You're insane! }}
* Later, in this same series of events, Charlie gets a great line.
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* Miles in 6x15 "What They Died For" noting the rather interesting sense of time the characters deal with.
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* Hurley meets Miles, who immediately makes fun of his weight: "Oh, wonderful. The ship sent us another Sawyer."
* Fridge Funny: go back and watch the scene in "Walkabout" where Michael asks Sun to babysit Walt through pantomime. It's completely hysterical when you know she understands everything he's saying.
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* In a mid season 1 episode, Boone saying that he doesn't feel comfortable in the jungle with a [[Red Shirt]]. Becomes a bit of a [[Funny Aneurysm Moment]] when Boone dies a few episodes later.
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'''Hurley''' [...] I like... chicken.
'''Therapist''' That last one wasn't about youself.
'''Hurley''' I like that I like chicken? }}
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'''Hurley''' That's a ... different ... tree.
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'''Hurley''' And we have arrived at the most amazing secret beach...
'''Libby''' Hurley, this is our beach. There's Jin. *camera pans over, Jin smiles at them* }}
* Charlie and his invisible peanut butter.
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