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'''BS Noble''': [[Get Out!|Get out]], man! Don't you see I'm busy?!
'''PS Noble''': '''''Too bad, b!tch, you gettin' it!!!'''''}}
* In the [[Hatsune Miku]] Waifu Game:
{{quote|"I wonder who came up with that at the factory?"
"Guys, guys! Instead of having a default language of English or Japanese, let's just make her say "Mi-" like a [[Pokémon]]!"
"..ffFUCKIN' GENIUS!"}}
:* His [[Rage Quit]] in Ep 12 of the Rin Kagamine Waifu Game:
{{quote|'''Noble''': ''WHAT?! HE GETS THE "ONII-CHAN" TREATMENT AND I DON'T?! I'M '''NOT''' ACCEPTING THIS! NO! I WANT THE ONII-CHAN SHIT! (whacks hand) THAT IS NOT FAIR! FUCK THIS GAME! (leaves) I'M DONE! FUCK THIS SHIT!}}
:* [[The Reveal]] in Ep. 19:
{{quote|'''Game''': What happened to {{spoiler|all the talk about reinstallation?
'''Miku''': Oh. [[I Lied|I was lying]], you see.}}
'''Noble''': Facking son of a b!tch! GOD DAMN, they're freaking all trolling me!!!}}
{{quote|'''Game''': Then, {{spoiler|the two of us were being manipulated by Miku?}}
'''Noble''': {{spoiler|Was this Miku the entire mastermind of this entire plot, just to ''hook her sister up?!''}} '''Oh my God, the twist ending, guys!!!''' {{spoiler|'''''[[Conspiracy Theory|Miku was behind it all!!!]]'''''}}}}
* His [[Tokyo School Life]] playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights:
** (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt staking Karin '''for the entire day.'''
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* His playthrough of Chapter 7 of [[Princess Evangile]]. ''All of it,'' but most notably, when Konomi declares ''"a naked duel"'' to Masaya. '''Oh Lord.'''
* His reaction to ''Fairy Fencer F'' 's [[Shout-Out]] to [[Naruto]].
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdCEVESxh8M Noble Goes to Japan]:
{{quote|'''Nasuka''': So, Noble, what brings you to Japan?
'''Real Noble''': ''(struggles with words)'' ''Nnnnheeeh,'' not waifus? ''(laughs)'' Oh God, I should have thought that one over. Ohh!
'''Game Noble''': Oh I'm just visiting. Y'know, taking in the [[Freudian Slip|boobgrabs]].
''(Real Noble "loses his sh!t")''}}
:* When Nasuka leaves Noble and her sisters to make ramen:
{{quote|'''Game Noble''': Sooooo...
'''Real Noble''': ''(while Game Noble hesitates)'' ...ahhh, we can make this awkward! ''(laughs)'' [[Sarcasm Mode|It's already up to a great start!]] Ah, (hums) "Dot dot dot." (blows air)
'''Game Noble''': [[HuniePop|What cup sizes you rock-]]
''(Noble loses his sh!t)''
('''Caption''': *Game Over Cam*)
'''Real Noble''': That's how you break the ice! ''Okay, great,'' that's fantastic. [[Shout-Out|All the references]].}}
* In ''Sakura Swim Club'':
{{quote|(When describing a character's cosplay tail.)
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([[Beat Panel]] from Noble, [[Dude, Not Funny|clearly not impressed]].)}}
::* In the original, Noble does an [[Aside Glance]].
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxHXPpKi4Ak In the DEFI NITIVE Crack reaction]:
** "WHERE'S MY FUCKING PHONE!!!?" (From Death Note)
** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw8VXmbBbxM SUFFER! ...... BITCH!] (From [[Mirai Nikki]])
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sciVByKL3b0&feature=youtu.be&t=3m37s this reaction video to an Anime on Crack,] Noble starts [[Tastes Like Diabetes|"barfing"]] to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlgRsmKjOgs the ED] of GochiUsa S2, a cutesy tune featuring [[Moe]] little girls... and then, a [[Garry's Mod]] character ''[[Refuge in Audacity|starts fapping intensely to it.]]''
{{quote|'''Noble''' (surprised): ''NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! NO! DON'T FAP TO IT!'' (laughs)}}
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV5jeHjV4nE the first part] of his [[Sakura Santa]] playthrough, Noble takes role of the priest, who tells a '''brutal''' [[Invoked|invocation]] of the [[Faceless Protagonist]].
** In part 9, this gem: "[[It Makes Sense In Context|History has great tits.]]"
** In the Itsumi Route, Noble, when [[Mythology Gag|seeing paintings from other Sakura games]], makes a [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]] comment: ''"It'sAlmost like I've seen them before..."'' [[Player Character|Koji]] then makes '''the exact same remark''', and Noble bursts out laughing.
** (Part 14) During Santa's [[Heroic BSOD]]:
{{quote|'''Santa''': Don't look at me, Koji...
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** The tone-deaf [[wikipedia:The Lion Sleeps Tonight|"Awimbawe"]] acapella from [[Gate|GATE]].
** The joke with Noble and the [[Boku no Pico]] pic.
* His Time Tenshi playthrough is pretty entertaining:
** In Ep. 13, Noble [[Genre Savvy|guessing the "sex dungeon" joke right]] and having his biggest "lost sh!t" moment yet.
* In [[Nekopara Vol. 2]]:
** When Chocola [[Bad Liar|tries to lie her way out]] with Shigure (she ate takoyaki along with Vanilla and Kashou), Noble doesn't buy it one bit.
** (Ep 11) When Shigure wishes Kashou good night and leaves on a taxi:
{{quote|'''Noble''': Aww. Alright, you have a good night too, girl. Hn. Hn. Get the fuck out. (laughs)}}
:* When Coconut says to Kashou that she learned how to do online order receipts:
{{quote|'''Coconut''': Chocola taught me how to do it! Purr purr purr~ ♪
'''Noble''': Ahh! ''(chuckles)'' Wow, Chocola? [[The Ditz|I thought she was retarded]]. [[Verbal Backspace|I mean, uh,]] I thought she was.. "special." ''(laughs)'' So yeah. [[Self-Deprecation|Just like me, guys]].}}
:* Coconut, [[Sorry to Interrupt|having interrupted Kashou and Chocola's foreplay]], is made by him to stay for unclear reasons. She is struggling with her emotions, between attraction to Kashou and embarrasment at herself. [[Rule of Drama|As this dramatic scene]] [[Unresolved Sexual Tension|full of tension]] unfolds, we see her fidgeting fingers and her glaring eyes that start to tear up. This is extremely awkward, and Kashou, conflicted with his own attraction, is aware of hers too. Coconut sighs in anguish. Then:
{{quote|'''Kashou''': ...She's so damn sexy.
''(Noble laughs, almost at his door.)''
'''Noble''': ''God damnit, Kashou!'' Yeah alright, big guy.}}
:* (Ep 12) Noble [[Narm|laughing]] at the "Do you want to do... [[Unusual Euphemism|pervy stuff]] with me?" line.
 
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