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== B ==

* [[Beat the Curse Out of Him]] isn't called '''[[Kirby]]'s Solution''' because no amount of possessed bosses in the series will save the title from [[Fan Myopia]].

* [[Better Than It Sounds]] is called that because '''Making Good Fiction Seem Like Crap And Making You Guess Which Fiction It Is''' is a lot to type.

** And also because '''Adventure Ho''' is too specific to one show.

* It's called [[Black Sheep Hit]] because '''If We'd Known This Was Going To Be The Only Song You Remember Us For, We Never Would Have Done It''' is too long and also a little too honest.

* [[Bluenose Bowdlerizer]] is slightly nicer than '''F*cking Underage Five-Year-Olds Censoring All the F*cking Curses on This M*therfucking Wiki Either Because They're R*tarded as S*it or Because of Some Stupid F*cking [[Censorware]] Installed By Their Clueless Mother...F*CKER''', which would just be an [[Insult to Rocks|insult to five-year-olds]].

* [[Broken Aesop]] is called that because '''Emoji Movie Syndrome''' would just be beating a dead horse, especially as the trope was around a lot longer than that film.