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{{quote|'''Nightwing:''' There's these Cuban meat sandwiches at a dump called Ibano's.

'''Linkara:''' Admittedly, it's hard to get the Cubans to go into the meat grinder, but.... }}

* One of the many, many things [[The Joker]] did after getting [[Reality Warper|Mr. Mxyzptlk]]'s power was to make Chinese food from the entire population of China. "I guess someone should have yelled, 'Peking . . . duck!'" *burp*

* Shriek made [[Evil Has a Bad Sense of Humor|an evil parody of Wednesday's joke]] during the ''[[Maximum Carnage]]'' storyline in the [[Spider-Man]] comics, cuddling up to Carnage and then asking if he'd like some Girl Scout cookies, then saying, "Of course, we'll have to kill a few dozen Girl Scouts fist. I hate to bake without fresh ingredients!" And for all we know, [[Axe Crazy|she may have done it if she found any]].

'''Milton:''' If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it? }}

** A better example from the same sketch is the Spring Surprise, which is a chocolate containing a coiled spring which gives the person eating it free facial piercings. It fits this example perfectly, since the ingredients are clearly printed on the box. If you don't read them, that's your own fault.

** Actually, [[It Makes Sense in Context]].

* A futuristic reality-TV fashion show in ''[[Doctor Who]]'' features a face-off section. No, it's not a section comparing how well two different people carry off the same outfit, it's when they move from clothes into plastic surgery.

*** The defictionalized Every Flavour Beans (made by candy mad scientists Jelly Belly) delivered on many fronts as well. Some flavors were surprisingly good (spinach, black pepper, grass, ''sardine''); some (dirt, vomit) were even worse than they sounded. That's right, fans, the vomit-flavored jelly beans were ''worse'' than expected.

* ''[[Discworld]]''

{{quote|'''Margolotta:''' Do you fancy a Bull's Blood?

'''Vimes:''' Is that the drink with the vodka? Because--

'''Margolotta:''' No. This, I'm afraid, is the other kind. }}

{{quote|Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor.}}

* Similarly, in ''[[Nightside]]'':

 

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