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* Brodie's steadily increasing rage about the kid on the escalator.
{{quote| I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!}}
* Brodie Bruce, quote machine: "I woulda made a sexy chick!"
* Brodie's rant about being stuck in the past while walking backwards and the inevitable payoff.
{{quote| Brodie: You face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage! *immediately gets hit in the back of the head with a ladder* }}
* Jay and Silent Bob, avenging Brodie (wrongly), beat the crap out of the Easter Bunny in front of an army of children.
* Everything involving the topless three-nippled psychic.
{{quote| TS: You have a third nipple?<br />
Brodie:*has been horribly uncomfortable through the entire scene* What are you talking about? It's as clear as day! }}
* Pretty much the entire gameshow sequence is one, with Brodie getting most of the best lines, frequently at the expense of Gil.
* Any time Jay draws a blueprint, and any time they try to carry it out.
{{quote| Jay: Fly fatass! Fly!}}
* Shannon Hamilton tried to screw someplace very uncomfortable once.
{{quote| Various: What, like the back of a Volkswagon?}}
* Everybody ''but'' poor Willam black seeing the sailboat in the Magic-Eye picture.