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* When Jay explained to Jessica why he was in the hotel.
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'''Jessica:''' Oh? What's it about?
'''Jay:''' Uh, [[Blatant Lies|hotels!]] }}
** And later:
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'''Jay:''' ''(Defensively)'' Um, I'm just curious... I mean, uh, I just got here, so I'm looking for a good area to start looking for an apartment or something, so...
'''Jessica:''' Just got here?
'''Jay:''' Yeah, my job relocated me so now I'm just looking-
'''Jessica:''' No, you told me your house was being renovated.
''*Awkward silence*''
'''Jay:''' ''[[Blatant Lies|...No, I didn't]]'', why would I say that? }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acBnEHT-fBo GIMME 20 DOLLAS] was this until it got ran into the ground.
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** Troy attempts to set up a joke about one of the gang's friends, but Tim "''[[Precision F-Strike|fucking]]'' steals (Troy's) punch line"... apparently the whole thing was about [[Noodle Incident|how Brian goes to the bathroom naked]], but the video ends before they can explain any further.
** Every totheark video is denied any commentary or explanation as to what it means, instead with each one featuring a ''really'' bad joke. The first one goes as such:
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*** And later:
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** The story about entry 12. Apparently, when going back through the footage, Troy noticed there were people having sex in a car close to where they were shooting, which leads to a conversation about how they should have taped ''that'' instead-
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Kirill Baru: "Ladies and gentlemen, fans of Marble Hornets, if you're mad that there's no shot on this DVD of people banging in a car, you can blame ''Troy. Wagner.''"
Troy: "I didn't think it was that important..." }}
*** Finding something in a video, no one noticed when it was recorded, while re-watching the footage in order to edit it to put it on [[YouTube]]. This is gloriously ironic considering this is the premise of the series in a nutshell.
** The fact that they hardly discuss [[Marble Hornets]] at all, and [[So Bad It's Good|fail almost completely at providing the purpose of a commentary track]], yet around entry #13:
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** Really, the whole thing is more of an MST than a commentary.
* How about the conveniently placed camera shot of Jay's lower half partway through Entry 40?
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** Then, with Alex just walking through the woods looking for Jay - and he runs past, going in the other direction, with a failed [[Don't Ask, Just Run]].
** And Alex's response to Jay's lousy explanation for what he was doing.
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* Entry 46 - "Hey, Jay! You forgot your flashlight!"
** Troy Wagner himself said that the entire exchange was improvised and that we might see unused material "on some kind of supplementary material contained within a technologically advanced disc read by laser machines"- stay tuned to this space once Season 2 is on DVD!
* Entry 47- Jay stealing Alex's keys. He just sounds so happy with himself.
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** Good thing he didn't leave his keys in the car.
* Entry #47 mostly consists of Alex being psychotic, but Jay's "good reason" for breaking into Alex's house is worth a mention here.
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* Entry 50 - Alex continues to become more and more of a [[Deadpan Snarker]] towards Jay.
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* Entry #51 - Alex is filming Brian for the Marble Hornets film, and has him leaning up against a door.
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(Brian suddenly has [[Incurable Cough of Death|a coughing fit]] and lurches offscreen)<br />
Alex: Good take. }}
** YMMV, but the way they go traipsing around the creepy set, casually talking about how it "has that whole burned-out-building feel to it", completely oblivious to what's in store. The return of the [[Stylistic Suck]] only adds to it, as the scene they're filming consists of nothing but Brian's character standing around looking reflective and staring at walls ("What is this part supposed to mean?)"
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Alex: It ''was''.
Brian: Oh. My bad. }}
* Entry #52, at one point, has Jay asking Jessica for a four-digit combination for the safe.
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Jay: No, that's... that's too easy, it's the first thing I'd try. }}
** If you look back at Entry #28, "1234" is indeed the first thing he tries.
* Even though this is actually nightmare fuel, the way the characters barely ever notice Slendy is right in front of them is [[What an Idiot!|so idiotic]] it can be funny ''some'' times.
* [[Little Kuriboh]] of all people, on him trying to look inconspicuos while spying in front of an antique store:
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* While the Season 2 [[DVD Commentary]] is much more informative, it still has funny moments.
** When a hawk flies by in Entry #43, they joke that the hawk is extremely important and is actually Alex's pet. They quickly clarify it's not true knowing how serious some players can be.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJDJO2hc24A The trailer for Alex's original film.]
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*** The Trailer's overall [[The Room|Wiseau'esque]] quality coupled with the whiplash from the Nightmarish story of what happened behind the scenes makes it hilarious in itself.
*** Special mentions goes to Brian's face after Alex describes love as "four balls on the edge of a cliff." The dialogue makes him ''cringe''.
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXlQFrVg6GY Joseph Listens To Jazz] starts off as if it will turn into another grapefruit episode, but instead devolves into Joseph discovering another dimension within himself. And gets shot by Tim. [[Or Was It a Dream?]], indeed.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBGTSJhi0EQ&feature=plcp&context=C4b7407eVDvjVQa1PpcFOYegttOqctxhALhUO7c8fsWERBpoL0h1A%3D Very Bad Fanfiction] contains a number of gems, but anything said by Omega qualifies.
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'''Troy''': Hey!
'''Joeseph''': Ellis...
'''Ellis''': Yo-
'''Troy''': HEY!
'''Joeseph''': And Alessa.
'''Troy''': [[Rule of Three|HEY!]] }}
** Omega breaking down Shadow's door, all while making beep-boop sounds.
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'''Omega''': I AM LEAVING! }}
*** OFFENDED!
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** Sonicu! SONICUUU!
** The black hedgehog hissed. [[Snake Talk|Hssssss!]]
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** They, um, [[Uncanny Valley|were busy]].
*** [[Gross Up Close-Up|The ultimate lifeform!]]
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** Sonic didn't even hear it coming. {Ears shrink} Didn't even ''see'' it coming. {Eyes fly away}
** Pointless story rock
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'''Alessa''': That says t-[[Precision F-Strike|shit]].<br />
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