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* When Jay explained to Jessica why he was in the hotel.
{{quote| '''Jay:''' I'm, uh, shooting - shooting a documentary.<br />
'''Jessica:''' Oh? What's it about?<br />
'''Jay:''' Uh, [[Blatant Lies|hotels!]] }}
** And later:
{{quote| '''Jessica:''' ''(Clearly irritated after being questioned)'' No, why are you asking?<br />
'''Jay:''' ''(Defensively)'' Um, I'm just curious... I mean, uh, I just got here, so I'm looking for a good area to start looking for an apartment or something, so...<br />
'''Jessica:''' Just got here?<br />
'''Jay:''' Yeah, my job relocated me so now I'm just looking-<br />
'''Jessica:''' No, you told me your house was being renovated.<br />
''*Awkward silence*''<br />
'''Jay:''' ''[[Blatant Lies|...No, I didn't]]'', why would I say that? }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acBnEHT-fBo GIMME 20 DOLLAS] was this until it got ran into the ground.
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** Troy attempts to set up a joke about one of the gang's friends, but Tim "''[[Precision F-Strike|fucking]]'' steals (Troy's) punch line"... apparently the whole thing was about [[Noodle Incident|how Brian goes to the bathroom naked]], but the video ends before they can explain any further.
** Every totheark video is denied any commentary or explanation as to what it means, instead with each one featuring a ''really'' bad joke. The first one goes as such:
{{quote| "Hey, have you been to the new [[Acceptable Targets|OJ Simpson]] website? It's at slash-slash-backslash-escape."}}
*** And later:
{{quote| "How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...it's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."}}
** The story about entry 12. Apparently, when going back through the footage, Troy noticed there were people having sex in a car close to where they were shooting, which leads to a conversation about how they should have taped ''that'' instead-
{{quote| Joseph: "Then why did we film this shit?... you're a dick, you know that? We could have made a lot more money off of the other shot."<br />
Kirill Baru: "Ladies and gentlemen, fans of Marble Hornets, if you're mad that there's no shot on this DVD of people banging in a car, you can blame ''Troy. Wagner.''"<br />
Troy: "I didn't think it was that important..." }}
*** Finding something in a video, no one noticed when it was recorded, while re-watching the footage in order to edit it to put it on [[YouTube]]. This is gloriously ironic considering this is the premise of the series in a nutshell.
** The fact that they hardly discuss [[Marble Hornets]] at all, and [[So Bad It's Good|fail almost completely at providing the purpose of a commentary track]], yet around entry #13:
{{quote| Kirill Baru: "I'd say that this commentary's going pretty well so far."}}
** Really, the whole thing is more of an MST than a commentary.
* How about the conveniently placed camera shot of Jay's lower half partway through Entry 40?
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** Then, with Alex just walking through the woods looking for Jay - and he runs past, going in the other direction, with a failed [[Don't Ask, Just Run]].
** And Alex's response to Jay's lousy explanation for what he was doing.
{{quote| [[Deadpan Snarker|You got lost in the woods you've never been in]].}}
* Entry 46 - "Hey, Jay! You forgot your flashlight!"
** Troy Wagner himself said that the entire exchange was improvised and that we might see unused material "on some kind of supplementary material contained within a technologically advanced disc read by laser machines"- stay tuned to this space once Season 2 is on DVD!
* Entry 47- Jay stealing Alex's keys. He just sounds so happy with himself.
{{quote| I'm not that stupid.}}
** Good thing he didn't leave his keys in the car.
* Entry #47 mostly consists of Alex being psychotic, but Jay's "good reason" for breaking into Alex's house is worth a mention here.
{{quote| I had a hunch...}}
* Entry 50 - Alex continues to become more and more of a [[Deadpan Snarker]] towards Jay.
{{quote| I mean, did you ''successfully'' steal something from my house?}}
* Entry #51 - Alex is filming Brian for the Marble Hornets film, and has him leaning up against a door.
{{quote| Alex: Rolling.<br />
(Brian suddenly has [[Incurable Cough of Death|a coughing fit]] and lurches offscreen)<br />
Alex: Good take. }}
** YMMV, but the way they go traipsing around the creepy set, casually talking about how it "has that whole burned-out-building feel to it", completely oblivious to what's in store. The return of the [[Stylistic Suck]] only adds to it, as the scene they're filming consists of nothing but Brian's character standing around looking reflective and staring at walls ("What is this part supposed to mean?)"
{{quote| Brian: Is this supposed to be silent?<br />
Alex: It ''was''.<br />
Brian: Oh. My bad. }}
* Entry #52, at one point, has Jay asking Jessica for a four-digit combination for the safe.
{{quote| Jessica: Just use "1234".<br />
Jay: No, that's... that's too easy, it's the first thing I'd try. }}
** If you look back at Entry #28, "1234" is indeed the first thing he tries.
* Even though this is actually nightmare fuel, the way the characters barely ever notice Slendy is right in front of them is [[What an Idiot!|so idiotic]] it can be funny ''some'' times.
* [[Little Kuriboh]] of all people, on him trying to look inconspicuos while spying in front of an antique store:
{{quote| [[Little Kuriboh]]: Make sure you're not wearing the chest mounted camera. And dont say you're making a documentary on antiquing.}}
* While the Season 2 [[DVD Commentary]] is much more informative, it still has funny moments.
** When a hawk flies by in Entry #43, they joke that the hawk is extremely important and is actually Alex's pet. They quickly clarify it's not true knowing how serious some players can be.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJDJO2hc24A The trailer for Alex's original film.]
{{quote| '''Tim''': Whenever I'm around other people, [[Hilarious in Hindsight|I just feel like I'm wearing a mask to hide who I really am.]]}}
*** The Trailer's overall [[The Room|Wiseau'esque]] quality coupled with the whiplash from the Nightmarish story of what happened behind the scenes makes it hilarious in itself.
*** Special mentions goes to Brian's face after Alex describes love as "four balls on the edge of a cliff." The dialogue makes him ''cringe''.
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXlQFrVg6GY Joseph Listens To Jazz] starts off as if it will turn into another grapefruit episode, but instead devolves into Joseph discovering another dimension within himself. And gets shot by Tim. [[Or Was It a Dream?]], indeed.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBGTSJhi0EQ&feature=plcp&context=C4b7407eVDvjVQa1PpcFOYegttOqctxhALhUO7c8fsWERBpoL0h1A%3D Very Bad Fanfiction] contains a number of gems, but anything said by Omega qualifies.
{{quote| '''Joeseph''': Tonight, I will be joined by my three collegues, Troy...<br />
'''Troy''': Hey!<br />
'''Joeseph''': Ellis...<br />
'''Ellis''': Yo-<br />
'''Troy''': HEY!<br />
'''Joeseph''': And Alessa.<br />
'''Troy''': [[Rule of Three|HEY!]] }}
** Omega breaking down Shadow's door, all while making beep-boop sounds.
{{quote| '''Narrator''': The ebony hedgehog went to leave the room, noticing Omega had left.<br />
'''Omega''': I AM LEAVING! }}
*** OFFENDED!
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** Sonicu! SONICUUU!
** The black hedgehog hissed. [[Snake Talk|Hssssss!]]
{{quote| "Oh come on, hey why don't we have a race?" Sonic snickered. Hssssss!}}
** They, um, [[Uncanny Valley|were busy]].
*** [[Gross Up Close-Up|The ultimate lifeform!]]
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** Sonic didn't even hear it coming. {Ears shrink} Didn't even ''see'' it coming. {Eyes fly away}
** Pointless story rock
{{quote| '''Joseph''': "Shadow kicked the sheet off of himself and stood up, proceeding to throw on a ripped up t-shirt and a pair of shorts."<br />
'''Alessa''': That says t-[[Precision F-Strike|shit]].<br />
*[[Beat]]*<br />