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{{quote|''"We would parade across the rooftops in the still of night, making naught but a whisper. By the time they realized there was a parade it was already over..."''|'''Karashi''' (on [http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/0393.html ninja marching bands]), ''[[Adventurers!]]''}}

In shows which feature martial arts heavily, there are a lot of different styles found in [[The Verse]]. This is [[Truth in Television]] somewhat as there have been many martial arts developed throughout history often based on local needs. For example [[wikipedia:Okinawan kobudo|Okinawan weapons]] were developed from household and farm implements.

Sometimes they just take it too far, and you get ''everything'' made into a martial art. Need medical attention? We have Ninja Medics! The King's scribe? He probably knows Martial Arts Calligraphy. Need trees chopped? Black Belt Lumberjacks. Expect these characters to have an [[Astonishingly Appropriate Appearance]] related to their fighting style.

The [[Inverted Trope|inverse]] of [[I Know Madden Kombat]]; this trope covers instances where martial arts are used for mundane tasks, or a martial art is developed from humble beginnings. This trope is sometimes invoked by games that seek to be [[PVP-Balanced|balanced for PVP]] or [[Competitive Balance|competitive dueling]].

Compare [[Mundane Utility]], [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?]]. Often a case of [[I Know Kung Faux]].

Contrast [[What the Fu Are You Doing?]]
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== Anime & Manga ==
* ''[[Ranma ½]]'' is likely the [[Trope Maker]], certainly the [[Trope Codifier]], and the list of just how many different styles that the anime ''alone'' named is ridiculous. Most, but not all, are based specifically on one of the many [[Cooking Duel|strange competitions they have]]. But yes, it does include Martial Arts Calligraphy in a [[Filler]] episode. In general, you have "serious" ones (that is, ones where the contestants actually aim to hurt each other), and "contest" ones (martial arts that tend to be goofy even by this series' standards).
** On the serious side, we have these gems...
*** Martial Arts Cookery: though never explictly named, there are implied to be quite a few of these in the world of ''Ranma ½''. [[Unlucky Childhood Friend|Ukyô]] [[Bifauxnen|Kuonji]], one of the main characters, practices a variant revolving around okonomiyaki, and in the late manga we are introduced to a childhood rival who practices a variant involving takoyaki. An anime episode has Ukyô fight a practioner of Martial Arts Crepe Cookery, and the episode ends with the implication of Martial Arts Sushi/Sashimi Cookery.
*** Good Old Days Martial Arts: an anime-only martial art that involves using old-time toys (trading cards, tops, marbles, hackey-sacks, thread, etc.) as deadly weapons.
*** Martial Arts Calligraphy: while the combatants do aim simply to be the first one to draw a certain kanji/hiragana symbol, they are also allowed to beat the snot out of each other with letter openers, paper weights, ink, paper and calligraphy brushes the size of quarterstaves. An apparently lost variant allows the practitioner to draw special designs on a person's body that can manipulate their internal ki -- the only example we're shown, the Mark of the Gods, is a goofy smiley face on the belly that amplifies the subject's skill something like tenfold.
*** Martial Arts Figure Skating: teams of two in extravagant costumes zipping around on an ice-skating rink and beating the living tar out of each other. This one is actually very dangerous, and the story arc involving it features arguably the most violent fights of the series. After all, you are fighting with the equivalent of daggers strapped to their feet, and over a hard, rough, icy surface.
*** Martial Arts Tea Ceremony: uses items from tea ceremony, including stirring sticks, spoons and tea whisks as weapons. Combatants must fight from the formal kneeling position -- the trained practitioner can zip around in this pose as though they were standing, thanks to their strengthened toes, and even climb, hang upside down from the ceiling, and jump.
*** Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics: implicitly a girls-only style (explicitly stated to be so in an anime filler episode involving an attempt to create a men's version), combatants use gymnastic props to beat on each other. Oddly enough, Ryôga knows this art well enough to teach it to Akane.
*** Martial Arts Cheerleading: another "girls only" style, Martial Arts Cheerleaders attempt to bolster their team through a mixture of cheering on their own teammates and beating up the opposing team, usually with very flashy moves.
*** Martial Arts Takeout Delivery: combatants race to be the first to deliver their takeout to the delivery place, beating up anyone who tries to oppose them. The only rule is that their own delivery item survive unscathed. (Anime-only; the manga version of the storyline features Shampoo in the role of Kaori and makes no reference to a Martial Arts School centering around the delivery.)
*** Bathhouse Fu: an anime style (though hinted at by Happôsai in an early story common to both canons), this fighting style is amphibious in base (combatants attack both from under water and on the surface) and uses items from around the bathhouse, like towels and pails, as weapons.
*** Martial Arts Shogi: the most ridiculous of the serious styles, combatants dress up in shogi piece costumes and adhere strictly to the actual rules of the shogi piece they are ranked. What keeps this from being a hokey style is the fact that they do legitimately try to pulverize the other team.
** There're actually more serious [[Martial Arts and Crafts]] in ''Ranma ½'' than there are joke ones… which is kind of worrying.
*** Martial Arts Dining: this style gives a whole new meaning to "food fight". The objective is to be the first one to clear all of the many plates of food you're given -- and, for an extra twist, you must be incredibly neat about it. As in, you can't be seen to actually eat the food -- if you're spotted, you get an extra plate as a penalty. As a result of centuries of adherence to these insane rules, practitioners have faces that they can warp and stretch like silly putty, as well as super-speed hand-strikes. Swallowing watermelons whole, picking a sweet from the top of one's own head with one's tongue and then swallowing it, all of these are possible. {{spoiler|Ranma, unable to actually develop sufficient speed to compete, instead attempts to master an ancient and dangerous strategy known as the "Parlay du Fois Gras", where one's food is stuffed into ''the opponent's'' mouth (much like geese are force-fed to make fois gras) in an attempt to cause a jam and thus, a forfeit. The "dangerous" part comes from the fact that devoted users tend to starve to death.}}
*** Martial Arts Watermelon/Carry The Snowman Race: two different versions of a contest, one for beaches, one for mountains, and both essentially based on the [[Smashing Watermelons]] game. With a watermelon/miniature snowman in one hand and a bokken in the other, race for the finish line while smashing the items carried by the other racers and avoid getting your own smashed.
*** Martial Arts Pingpong/Badminton: just like the ordinary game... only the balls that the fighters bat back and forth can contain all sorts of booby traps, like exploding in a shower of glue.
*** There was also a Martial Arts Marriage Contest,\ in the second movie.
** It also seems that every mundane task in [[The Verse]] gets not only a martial art, but specific fighting moves in Anything Goes. Crouch of the Wild Tiger, anyone?
* And then of course there's ''[[Bobobobo Bobobo]]'', which lives on this. The main character uses "Fist of the Nose Hair", which is basically [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]]. That is only the beginning of the martial arts madness. There's a full list [http://bobobo.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Shinken here].<br />It must be noted that, although the Finishing Attacks of each school do indeed fit the theme indicated by the name, most of the actual fighting in the series, no matter the formal school used, boils down to confusing the enemy to the point where they can't defend themselves against that finishing attack. Bobobo at one point laments that, aside from a basic hand chop and the "confuse them" strategy, he really only has a single special attack.
* In ''[[Cromartie High School]]'', Masked Takenouchi masters the art of pillow-jutsu, in which he softens a pillow by beating it with a stick according to the desires of the pillow user. [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|He takes out a whole bike gang with this type of combat.]]
* Every school club in ''[[Futaba-Kun Change!|Futaba Kun Change]]'' seems to have a martial art based upon whatever the club's focus is. Including martial arts calligraphy.
* The chainsaw-fu that protagonist Fumio in ''[[Saitama Chainsaw Shoujo]]'' uses on her classmates was originally meant to aid her when she inherited her grandfather's lumber company.
* The ''[[Naruto]]'' filler brings us Ninja Chefs and Ninja Postmen. Self-explanatory, really.
** In canon, they have Ninja Medics, Ninja Puppeteers, and at least one Ninja [[Art Initiates Life|Painter]].
* As a variation, in ''[[Lone Wolf and Cub]]'', one story deals with a samurai <s>postman</s> messenger.
* Koetsuji the jiu-jitsu master in ''[[Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple]]'' normally keeps to standard techniques, but when up against a speed-sculpting Russian Sambo master, he responded in kind. [http://www.mangafox.com/manga/history_s_strongest_disciple_kenichi/v30/c274/15.html Martial arts] [http://www.mangafox.com/manga/history_s_strongest_disciple_kenichi/v30/c274/16.html sculpture battle, anyone?]
* ''[[Gunnm]]'' gives us hypersonic knitting. Yeah.
* Leave it to ''[[Samurai Champloo]]'' to have some of the best swordsmen in Japan use their skills.... To play baseball. Yeah it was only once, and the game was a compromise, but COME ON MAN!
** Subverted when Mugen tries to use his [[Dance Battler|breakdance fighting skills]] to pitch...[[Crowning Moment of Funny|and throws foul ball after foul ball after foul ball.]]
* ''[[Love Hina]]'' has an episode where Makoto and Kaolla are, in one scene, using Makoto's sword skills to make statues out of logs so people will pay for the "show". Makoto lampshades this by noting how the sacred art that was passed to her by her family has been reduced to cheap entertainment.
* ''[[Hikkatsu]]'' is centered around the main character trying to turn [[Percussive Maintenance]] into a martial art.


== Comics -- Books ==
* ''[[Mad]]'' had a reportage from the noble martial art of "House-Fu", where you use household items in combat. And the combat is assumed to take place in the kitchen.
* [[TMNT|Raphael]] using Chinese Butterfly Knives to trim a Christmas tree. This scene made it into the 2000s ''TMNT'' cartoon.
* In one issue of ''[[The Muppet Show Comic Book]]'', the special guest is the master of stealth tapdancing, [[A Worldwide Punomenon|Ninja Rogers]].
* A long-running cartoon in British newsmagazine [[Private Eye]] was ''[[The Cloggies]]'', an [[Oop North]] morris-dancing team who elevated traditional northern English clog-dance to the status of a lethal martial art, frequently winning dances by ''three groinings and a right uppercut''. Eventually collected in comic-book form detailing the lives and times of northern folk. Homaged by Terry Pratchett as the Lancre morrismen (see below).


== Fan Works ==
* Parodied in ''[[Naruto the Abridged Comedy Spoof Series Show]]'', where just about anything is a ninja thing.
{{quote|"The prostitutes in Ninja Village are also ninjas! That's why we call them '''Ninja Prostitutes'''"}}


== Films -- Animation ==
* Parodied, of course, by ''[[Kung Fu Panda]]'''s "Martial Arts Picking Up a Dumpling with Chopsticks" training scene.


== Films -- Live-Action ==
* In ''[[The Long Kiss Goodnight]]'', the protagonist become really good in the kitchen shortly after a car-crash. She thinks her memories are starting to return after six years of amnesia, and that her great skill with knives mean she used to be a chef. She's right about the first part.
* ''[[Shaolin Soccer]]'' is centered on this trope. Stephen Chow's character believes that martial arts can be used for every day tasks. To promote the usefulness of kung fu, his [[Ragtag Bunch of Misfits|ragtag group]] of former shaolin monks use their kung fu superpowers to play soccer. We also see kung fu used to trim trees, park cars, and fetch objects from high shelves. Tai Chi is also used to cook.
* Stephen Chow's earlier film ''[[God of Cookery]]'' featured Shaolin-style cooking, complete with an over-the-top martial arts contest.
* In ''[[Hero (film)|Hero]]'', one's skill in swordsmanship directly crosses over into skill at calligraphy. Nameless studies Broken Sword's calligraphy to get a better impression of his warrior skills. This is actually a reference to some Samurai beliefs -- the way you hold a brush and the way you hold a sword have a symbolic relationship.
* In ''[[Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon]]'' one of the protagonists comments on the princess' calligraphy skills, comparing it to swordplay. She tries to [[Obfuscating Stupidity|act dumb]], but [[Action Girl|her secret]] is clearly out. Tiny [[Anvilicious|anvils]] begin to rain as she goes on to comment on how her name looks like "sword".
* In ''Kung Fu Dunk'', the main characters uses a [[Dangerous Forbidden Technique|special martial arts technique]] in the finals of a basketball game to ''travel through time'' in order to make the winning basket. In the same vein, his [[Mentors|Masters from Kung Fu School]] show up to play after the most of his team is incapacitated by the opposing one. [[Hilarity Ensues|Projectile weapons are thrown, over-the-top slow motion is used and pressure points are hit]].
* In the first ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (film)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' movie, Leo puts his swords by slicing up a pizza and distributing the slices to the plates. The last one ends up falling on Splinter's head!
* Examples from classic kung fu movies:
** ''[[Shaolin Soccer]]'' was somewhat predated by the 1983 Hong Kong movie ''The Champions'', where Yuen Biao and Dick Wei use Football-Fu on each other.
** There's more Martial Arts Calligraphy to be had in 1982's ''The Prodigal Son''.
** Jet Li repeatedly does Kung Fu Healing People in the ''Once Upon a Time in China'' series.
** Almost anywhere you find a training scene in an old kung fu movie there's likely to be something like this -- the 'student learns some kind of Everyday Skill Fu and eventually gets bored of it, protests to the master and is finally shown what the meaning is' routine. Some examples are Jackie Chan learning Martial Arts Walnut Cracking in the original ''Drunken Master'', Chin Kar Lok being taught Noodle Cooking Fu by Lau Kar Leung in ''Operation Scorpio'', and Austin Wei in Shaw Bros' classic ''Five Superfighters'' unknowingly being taught Kung Fu Labouring.
* ''[[The Karate Kid]]'' has the infamous "[[Wax On, Wax Off]]", not to mention "paint the fence", "paint the house" and "sand the deck". Nothing for Crane Kick, except getting free pizza from the delivery guy. Another example of kung fu healing.
** Everything is kung fu.
** The Next Karate Kid included the 'Kata Waltz'.
* ''[[Gymkata]]'' featured the deadly combination of ninjitsu and... ''gymnastics''. It also completely fails at both. To be fair, pommel-horse fu is scary... if you're within two and a half feet of a pommel horse.
* ''[[Dreadnaught]]'', a 1981 Hong Kong film directed by Yuen Woo Ping, may prove to be the [[Trope Codifier]]. This martial arts comedy (with dashes of horror) contains all of the following kung-fu applications: Medical treatment, Lion Dancing, being fitted for a custom-made suit, and a kung-fu serial killer using Chinese Opera motifs. But the biggest example from this movie is Yuen Biao's character, whose family's unorthodox ''laundry'' methods turns out to be the fabled Eagle Claw. He didn't even know it was Kung Fu until Master Wong Fei Hung saw him using it, and he ended up using it to defend himself against the aforementioned serial killer. Chris O'Donnell's laundry scene in ''Batman Forever'' is a shot-for-shot homage of Yuen Biao doing his laundry work in this movie.
* ''[[Bloodsport]]'' -- From Muy Thai and Sumo to Karate and Jungle Style fighting


== Literature ==
* ''[[Discworld]]''
** In ''[[Discworld/Thief of Time|Thief of Time]]'', Lu-Tze dismissively describes ''tung-pi'' as "bad-tempered flower arranging".
** ''[[Discworld/Making Money|Making Money]]'' has a brief demonstration of ''sloshi'', Martial Arts Clowning, in which ballistic pie throwing, "[[Plank Gag|battle-planking]]" and lethal balloon animals all feature.
** A throwaway one-liner in some supplementary material indicates that in the Discworld's equivalent of Wales, "choral singing has been elevated to the level of a martial art".
** ''[[Discworld/Lords and Ladies|Lords and Ladies]]'' has a group of Morris Dancers who manage to fight off attacking [[The Fair Folk|Elves]] with their dance routine. ''[[Discworld/Wintersmith|Wintersmith]]'' reveals that this is in fact what Morris dancing (and its secret midwinter [[Shadow Archetype]], the Dark Morris) was originally designed for.
* Deconstructed in the ''Age of Discovery'' trilogy by Michael Stackpole and done entirely seriously. A true Martial Artist may achieve true magic and potential immortality by completely mastering his style. But then again, so can a basket-weaver once he completely masters basket-weaving.
* Ambient magic in ''[[Circle of Magic]]'' books ''is'' this trope. Ambient magic is when people have magic that reacts to certain activities -- such as gardening, metalworking, dancing, making clothes, you name it. Anything to do with that activity, that ambient mage draws power from it. Most of the time, ambient mages just work away at their own crafts, but when you get in a fight... well, [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|just watch out, okay?]]


== Live-Action TV ==
* A variation appears in an episode of ''[[Sliders]]'' on a world where they have "seers" for every imaginable field -- medical work, law enforcement, even politics. (But presumably ''not'' gambling.)
* ''[[The Goodies]]'' episode "Kung Fu Kapers" featured the Lancashire martial art of Ecky-Thump, which consisted of hitting people with black puddings.
* John Belushi's famous series of Samurai sketches on ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' in the 1970s, in which he portrayed a samurai running various mundane businesses (Delicatessen, Tailor, Hotel, Bakery, etc.) and speaking only (fake) Japanese.


== Tabletop Games ==
* ''[[Exalted]]''
** Among the many martial arts presented by this [[Tabletop RPG]], there's "Dreaming Pearl Courtesan Style" for fighting while being refined and social, "Citrine Poxes of Contagion Style" for fighting with medicine and poisons, and "Prismatic Arrangement of Creation Style" for combining sorcery and martial arts. "Laughing Wounds Style" includes fetish gear as a form armour, and uses whips and chains as a form weapon. Popular among lesbian stripper ninjas, as is Pearl Courtesan. Let's not even mention some of the [[Fan Work|fanmade]] Martial Arts.
** And of course Second Edition canonised Martial Arts ''Sailors'' (Seafaring Hero Style), Martial Arts '''Orgies''' (Orgiastic Fugitive Style) and even Martial Arts '''''Psychiatrists''''' (Border of Kaleidoscopic Logic Style, one of the most powerful in the game).
** The Quicksilver Hand of Dreams Style, which involves the manipulation of dreams and imagination and the imposition of same upon concrete reality, and the Obsidian Shards of Infinity Style, which can best be summed up as Martial Arts '''''[[Alternate Universe|Parallel Universes]]'''''.
* The ''[[Diana Warrior Princess]]'' [[Tabletop RPG]] includes the ancient numerology-based martial art known as The Way of the Exploding Grid, or Su Doku.
* Parodied in ''[[Ninja Burger]]'', where characters use their ninja skills for fast food delivery, losing honor if they're seen or late. Their slogan? "Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less, or we commit seppuku!"
* ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]:
** ''Complete Warrior'' [[Drunken Master]] prestige class. 'Nuff said.
** In ''D&D'' versions 2 and up you can really get creative if you felt like it. This troper remembers making an elf fighter who carried a big ass sword... and never used it for anything other then intimidation. Instead, he specialized in the simple throwing dart as his weapon of choice and had the non-weapon proficiency "wild fighting". Imagine a pointy-eared [[Conan the Barbarian|Conan]] dropping his sword and throwing darts at people. When your 7 or so darts per attack deal 1d3+2 damage (and HP in the second edition was not as padded as in its future incarnations), landing even 2-3 of those darts could seriously mess someone up.
** In the 3rd and 4th editions there were a handful of feats: weapon proficiency, exotic weapon proficiency, etc. that allowed you to specialize in virtually any "weapon" of your choosing that your GM would allow. My buddy told me how a GM let his kid brother quite literally specialize in using armor as a weapon, as he smacked enemies around using a suit of enchanted armor stuck on a training dummy. Picking the right feats and mixing and matching your class/prestige classes in 3rd edition, or the right powers & parargon paths in 4th edition, can lead to unique styles. Your mileage may vary, of course.
* ''[http://www.sirlin.net/yomi Yomi]'', an upcoming card game currently in beta, is based around a Olympic-style martial arts tournament. While some of the characters the players can use make sense to be in a martial arts tournament, four other characters make less sense -- Jefferson DeGrey, Ghostly Diplomat; Max Geiger, Precise Watchmaker (actually something of a [[Time Master]]); Valerie Rose, Manic Painter; and Lum Bam-Foo, Gambling Panda.<br />For some precision, DeGrey seems to be spicing up his martial arts with some debating, Geiger with time control, Valerie Rose has the most common Martial Arts Painting, and Lum Bam Foo spices things up with Martial Arts GAMBLING. (Complete with coin throwing.)


== Video Games ==
* ''[[Fruit Ninja]]'', well, the title says it all, really. The game is about using your cool katana to chop up fruit.
* The plots of [[Nasuverse|Type Moon's]] ''[[Melty Blood]]'' [[Fighting Game|Fighting Games]] are driven by the reality-warping Night of Wallachia. Among other crazy things, this phenomenon transforms Kohaku and Hisui from simple maids into [[Martial Arts and Crafts]] masters capable of fighting half-demons and ancient vampires by using dustpans and potted plants. Basically, a justification for [[Competitive Balance]].
* ''[[Disgaea]]'': Chaos Fire Style Kitchen Fist, [[Verbal Tic|Boom!]]
* In ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]'', civilian miners can be drafted into the military in an emergency, and are actually quite useful. The game uses their (quickly trained) mining skill instead of a weapon skill, their attributes are often much higher than your slower-working carpenters and masons, and pickaxes are fearsome [[The Dev Team Thinks of Everything|organ-lacerating]] weapons.
** The same goes for your woodcutters; they use ''battle axes'' to chop down trees. Tree trunks, legs... not a huge difference, right?
* In ''[[No More Heroes]]'', the story revolves around climbing the ranks to become the Number 1 Assassin. The problem is there are many characters, and none of them are an Assassin in any sense of the word. They clash giant, loud lightsabers, pilot giant robots, launch very illegal fireworks, and act like loud lunatics with random weapons.


== Web Comics ==
* Parodied also in [[Web Comic]] ''[[Sam and Fuzzy]]'', which has the Ninja Mafia (black suits, ties, ninja masks), who were exactly what they sound like: organized crime, complete with protection rackets, run by ninjas (sort of). The Ninja Mafia broke up into a variety of mercenary and other groups when their emperor and ruling council were slain, including one bunch who formed their own Ninja Burger franchise, though that was more like a ninja-themed McDonald's. They are, by the way, far and away ''not'' the most absurd element of this comic. That honor probably has to go to the competing gerbil-run organized crime syndicate.
** No, that honor has to go to the obsessed vampire who turns people he bites into werewolves.
** No, that honor has to go to the sociopathic teddy bear [[Played for Laughs]]. NMS, by the way, has ninja bookkeepers. Not just bookkeepers who are ninja, but people ''trained in the art of ninja bookkeeping''. Both bookkeeping with ninja skills, [[Ambiguous Syntax|and]] keeping ninja books. *stage whisper*: They really only call it that to make the extremely elderly bookkeepers feel better about not reliably being [[Badass Grandpa|Badass Great-Great-Grandparents]].*/stage whisper*
* Thief, in ''[[8-Bit Theater|Eight Bit Theater]]'', has a squad of Law Ninja. They kill anyone that violates his forged contracts. They also wear [[Highly-Visible Ninja|bright red]] and [[Conservation of Ninjutsu|are, as Thief describes them,]] [[Red Shirt|"inherently disposable"]].
* ''[[Freefall]]''
** The [[McNinja|French ninjas]] of "Le Restaurant des Ninjas" run their restaurant without being seen. Everything from directing patrons to their tables, to delivering [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01082.htm menus], [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01093.htm food] (including [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1200/fv01110.htm desserts], [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01083.htm drinks] (including [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01090.htm refills]), and the [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1200/fv01112.htm bill], all while being completely stealthy. Well, ''[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01081.htm almost]'' [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1200/fv01113.htm completely]. They're so effective at hiding, [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01079.htm they hide their restaurant.]
** Ninja accountants appear on-screen in [http://www.goats.com/archive/011119.html Goats].
** Oddly, this plays into a real life example, with [http://ninjanewyork.com/ Ninja New York], an actual ninja-themed restaurant in which your servers will appear from nowhere, and you might just get assassinated.
* Played with in ''[[The Order of the Stick]],'' where a waitress, upon sneaking up on her customers and startling one, admits that she's waiting tables to pay for ninja school.


== Web Original ==
* Chaka, at [[Super-Hero School]] Whateley Academy in the ''[[Whateley Universe]]'', has the superpower of Ki control, and has invented new [[Martial Arts and Crafts]] at the drop of a shuriken. When given detention, she invented (on the fly) martial arts mopping (instant cleaning by attuning her Ki with the mop), martial arts linen folding, martial arts grime scrubbing... She has used her martial arts skills for healing problems beyond medicine, like Doctor Heavy's inability to turn off his local 8-G gravity field (she turned it into a local 0-G field by accident). And she has developed all kinds of martial arts weapons for herself, including sewing needles, forks, playing cards...
* ''[[Fighters High]]'' sports this as an essential part of the eponymous school's culture. Within the first 10 minutes of the first episode, we've seen the school's cook face off against a student, blasting him into a wall using a fireball generated via spatula.
* ''[[Atop the Fourth Wall]]'' features a ninja-style dancer.


== Western Animation ==
* In ''[[Futurama]]'', Leela's martial arts are applied in grossly inappropriate situations; she has even been known to shout "HI YA!!" when unplugging a refrigerator.
* ''[[Kim Possible]]'' of course has the standard Mountain Temple Ninjas, Monkey Ninjas, and [[Mighty Whitey|Aristocratic Englishman Monkey Ninja]]. It also has Embarrasment Ninjas. Dr. Drakken speculates that in that field it pays to specialize. And don't forget [[Square Race Round Class|Sumo Ninja.]]
* In the first episode of the original ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' series, the turtles walk through the "ninja district" of the city and, after finding their original destination (Ninja Pizza), see signs for Ninja-run dry cleaning, shoe repair, video rentals and ''dentists''. At said Ninja Pizza, the food is thrown like shuriken at the customers (and either you catch it or it ends up all over you).
{{quote|''(a ninja throws a dagger with a piece of paper at the Turtles' table, landing smack in the middle; Raphael picks it up)''
'''Leonardo:''' What is it, a threatening note?
'''Raphael:''' Worse than that... it's the check! }}
* ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'': In one episode, it is revealed that SpongeBob is nigh-obsessed with karate, driving his boss Krabs to nearly fire him from his frycook job due to the fact this obsession is interfering with his work... until he realizes that SpongeBob's karate can also be used to mass-produce burgers and to put on a very entertaining show for customers.
* In one episode of ''[[Wakfu]]'', kung-fu baking becomes pretty [[Serious Business]].
* In ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'', the various bending techniques are shown to have various practical applications. These range everywhere from the sensible (i.e. using firebending to set stoke a boiler, earthbending for stonemasonry, and waterbending to propel river boats) to the somewhat ridiculous (i.e. using earthbending to send mail).
** Cases such as the latter double as [[Awesome Yet Practical]], because it really is an effective system.


== Real Life ==
* [[wikipedia:Capoeira|Capoeira]] is a martial art meant to look like a dance.
* When there wasn't anyone to spy on or assassinate, the [[Ninja]] worked as gardeners.
** After Tokugawa Ieyasu became shogun (and started the centuries of seclusion) the ninjas of the time found their job opportunities, i.e. assassinations, were running out. The shogun, not wanting a bunch of well-trained killers angry at him, made a large chunk of them into his personal spy network, answering only to him and the Emperor of Japan. To hide their ''real'' job they often worked as carpenters and gardeners in the homes of their lords.
*** In the ''[[Command & Conquer]]'' game ''[[Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3]],'' if you click on the ninja unit enough times, he says "We work in the Emperor's Garden!"
** They did this as a "social stealth" tactic as well... no one looks at the peasant gardener.
*** [[Monty Python's Flying Circus|NOBODY expects the]] [[A Worldwide Punomenon|Spinach Infiltration!]]
* Traditional [[Samurai]] martial arts included not only a variety of fighting styles, but every necessary skill for a soldier, split up into different techniques or ''jutsu''. This meant a well-trained warrior knew, besides the better-known ''jujutsu'' (unarmed technique) and ''kenjutsu'' (sword technique), things like ''suijutsu'' ("swimming in armour technique") and ''kajutsu'' ("burning down peasant huts technique"). All of these are still taught by a few hardcore traditionalist schools, although one wonders how they practice arson at the dojo.
** Probably with Rebuilding Jutsu so they can perform arson again and again for practice.
* The ubiquitous "dragon dance" seen at Chinese New Year -- and so damn many movies -- is a form in Kung-Fu.
** Since the original meaning of the word gōngfu means [[wikipedia:Kung fu (term)|"one's expertise in any skill achieved through hard work and practice, not necessarily martial"]], ''everything'' is a form of Kung-Fu.
*** The [[Jackie Chan]] ''[[Karate Kid]]'' makes [[Bilingual Bonus|so much]] [[Fridge Brilliance|more sense]] knowing that!
* Most of the "Animal Style" Kung Fu traditions have a legend about their founder watching some animal in it's natural habitat doing what comes naturally. These masters are then struck with inspiration and found a new tradition of martial arts based on the natural flow found in the animal's movements.
** Another view is that some wise old master looked at the beauty of nature & said to themselves "I could really mess someone up with that"
** A third point of view is that the monks were getting fat and lazy, so they said, hey animals are never fat, if we copy their moves, maybe we could drop 30 pounds.
* A lot of weapons started out as agricultural and gardening tools including scythes, flails, and even kunai! In fact, the French Revolution was mostly fought with farming equipment.
** In fact, save for obvious exceptions such as swords and firearms, most weapons have mundane predecessors. The spear and bow were originally hunting tools, for example, and axes and hammers were and still are construction tools.
*** Gunpowder was invented in an alchemy experiment that was ''trying'' for an [[Immortality Inducer]], and a sword is just a longer knife. A great many battles have also been fought with hunting guns—the sharpshooter units of many European armies are called "hunters" (chasseurs in French, Jägers in German) ''[[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|because that was what they did for a living in peacetime]]''.

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