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* [[It Makes Sense in Context|Deadpool getting stabbed in the ass by Morrigan's tentacles]] in the first intro movie of the game. Morrigan's reaction is priceless.
** His Level 3 Super.
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** On defeat:
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** On victory, he goes up to the camera and starts shaking it:
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''"I get the cover of the next [[Street Fighter]] for this, right Capcom? RIGHT??"''
''"You WERE recording that, weren't you player? No?? Hehehe... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T RECORDING THAT?!"''
''"I just beat Mag-[[Precision F-Strike|Freakin]]-Neto!! [[Memetic Mutation|Where yo curleh moustache at?!]]"'' }}
** When he triggers X-Factor:
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** And when Deadpool fights a ''[[Street Fighter]]'' character...
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** Doing battle with Wolverine, both pre-fight...
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*** ...and post-fight.
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** One of his victory quotes:
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** His taunt:
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Which can also be switched to ''"Taunt Button!"'' }}
** His taunt ''[[Breaking the Fourth Wall|deals damage with the speech bubble.]]''
** When he fights Magneto:
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** When he defeats M.O.D.O.K., we get this little gem
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** When he defeats Arthur, he reminds us:
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** Change characters into him, then don't move and watch him make a fool out of himself.
* From the second intro movie: Amaterasu and Joe running up Super Skrull's arm, only to end up catching nothing and going [[Oh Crap]] when they find themselves learning that [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress]].
* Spencer and Iron Man's specific pre-match taunts:
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'''Spencer''': How much of that suit is ''bionic''? }}
* M.O.D.O.K.'s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvc8Vq6wgLg&videos=4dTPG2AK-II&feature=BF attempt at a bicycle kick] results in him flying across the screen flailing his stubby little legs.
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** Not as funny once you realize that Cap is referencing the Zero fighter planes from WWII. More awesome that way.
* Iron Man's pre-fight quote against any female character that isn't [[Okami|Amaterasu]]: (Yes, [[Ephebophile|that includes Tron]]!!!)
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* [[Ghosts 'n Goblins (series)|Arthur]] losing his armor in the third intro movie.
** When [[Resident Evil 5|Wesker]] and [[Resident Evil 5|Chris]] confront one another finally, who's the first to show up beside the badassness of Wesker? M.O.D.O.K.
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* In a recent trailer to showcase rivals, who gets put up against the Universe conquering Dormammu? Who else but [[Viewtiful Joe]]!
* If the last character Captain America defeats is Iron Man:
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* One of She-Hulk's win quotes:
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** When she beats Deadpool to end a match, she says that if the game were made in the nineties, she would be the one hitting him with a health bar.
** Also her ending, where {{spoiler|she stars in a series called "Jen's Justice". The guests this time are [[Ace Attorney|Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth]]. When Jen gives her verdict, she breaks the table. The reaction of both Phoenix and Miles is priceless}}.
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* During the intro, Haggar and Felicia trying and failing to save Haggar's mayoral campaign sign while battles are raging all around them.
* Deadpool's ending:
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** {{spoiler|A few seconds later, a news report shows that Wade's party was...excessive. And [[You Bastard|the player's wanted as an accomplice]].}}
* Trish's ending: {{spoiler|Poor Nightcrawler.}}
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* Zero's ending, {{spoiler|he arrives in the ''[[Mega Man Zero]]'' timeline, instead of his ''[[Mega Man X]]'' timeline.}}
* In the Hulk's ending, {{spoiler|he goes through the Resident Evil 1 mansion [[Rivals Team Up|with Chris]], ''[[Curb Stomp Battle|curb stomping]] every single monster in his path.'' [[Resident Evil 1]] never looked so easy.}}
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{{spoiler|'''Hulk:''' Who is ugly man? Can Hulk smash?}}
{{spoiler|'''Chris:''' Ah, him? I believe he's called Nemesis. He spent a lot of time trying to kill Jill.}}
{{spoiler|'''Hulk:''' Then...HULK SMASH!}} }}
* A win quote from ''Sentinel'' of all people.
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'''(defeating X-23)''': "Wolverine DNA detected in female mutant. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE." }}
** And one of his taunts is "[[Trope Name|Undermine Target confidence]]!"
* ''Doctor Doom'' gets one as well in his win quote:
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** His intro against any of the X-Men, doubling as a [[Take That]]:
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* Shuma-Gorath's attraction to Hsien-Ko is hilariously disturbing.
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"'''(Win Text)Shuma-Gorath:''' As a bride to one of the Old Ones you would be given many dimensions as a dowry! }}
** Not to mention her response.
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* Mike Haggar says, in his pre-fight dialogue against Shuma-Gorath, that an arm lock won't work on Shuma...but he can piledrive him like anyone else just fine.
** If he can piledrive Sentinel, a giant fucking robot twice his height, then Shuma-Gorath shouldn't be a problem.
* [http://www.4thletter.net/2011/02/a-look-at-the-marvel-vs-capcom-3-promotional-comic/ The comic book included in the Special Edition.] [[No Fourth Wall]] [[Up to Eleven]]. [[Take Our Word for It|You should read that by yourself.]]
** Actually, some dialog is edited. For example, the original line from the comic was:
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'''Dante:''' [[Insult Backfire|Jealousy will get you nowhere.]] }}
* [[Ghost Rider|Ghost Rider's]] victory quote. There's something funny about him saying it completely straight.
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* Taskmaster's ending. {{spoiler|1=He starts a fitness program for people that want to "train with the guy who beat Galactus", and then goes on to create a bunch of exercise DVDs as well as ''a line of clothing named after him''.}}
* Nemesis' "time's up" loss animation? Standing still and...dropping his rocket launcher. Nothing else.
** Nemesis brings in a lot of surprising hilarity. For example, one of his text win quotes is simply "." and nothing else.
* One of Doctor Strange's [[Curb Stomp Battle]] winquotes:
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* This Nova winquote:
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* In the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP1XlPXMwVY opening movie] for ''Ultimate'', among the moments of awesome, there's Deadpool surfing on top of Phoenix Wright's "Objection!" speech bubble. The attendant's reactions are priceless.
* [[Street Fighter III|Chun-Li gets to be the victim]] [[Running Gag|of the Parry system]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u3k5WcicY_0 By Ryu of all people.] <ref>In case you didn't know, this was Daigo "[[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|The Beast's]]" [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|EVO #37 moment.]]</ref>
* While most characters defeat quotes have then quietly muttering disappointment in themselves or the situation, or the usual [[Big No]], Rocket Raccoon will go out screaming at the top of his lungs: "''[[I'll Kill You!|I'LL KILL YOU]], YOU [[Curse Cut Short|SON OF A...!]]''" Oh and if you beat him with a light attack:
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* Rocket Raccoon's win-quote against Chris Redfield.
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* Frank West's Level 1 hyper, which ''begins'' with him jamming a Servbot head onto his opponent and only gets better from there. For added hilarity, try it on M.O.D.O.K. (enormous Servbot head) and Shuma-Gorath (one-eyed Servbot head).
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7fVhnfJhuk Rocket Raccoon's ending], where he found that {{spoiler|Raccoon City isn't what he expected.}}
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5Wl-3vAr8E& Phoenix Wright's ending], where {{spoiler|he got a special defendant for his current case: Galactus himself, who barely fits into the courtroom, let alone the witness' stand.}}
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* Rocket Racoon and Chris' intro quotes against each other.
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'''Chris''': (in utter confusion) There's a...um....heavily armed woodland creature... }}
* Speaking of Rocket Raccoon, there's M.O.D.O.K.'s quotes against him.
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'''After a fight, if he wins''': I defeated a Raccoon! SCIENCE! }}
* Jill, on the 'WINNER!' screen, delivers the thoughts of every [[Resident Evil 3 Nemesis]] player ever to Nemesis.
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* She-Hulk's new win quote against Deadpool, reminding us all that she's still aware of the fourth wall:
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* Dante's new ending in ''Ultimate'':
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'''{{spoiler|Mephisto}}''': If you so desired, I could return your mother to you, alive and well. I could even mend your relationship with your brother -- make your family whole again. All I would require is --
'''Dante''': (quickly put a gun under the guy's chin)
'''{{spoiler|Mephisto}}''': Gyark!
'''Dante''': I'm not really interested in mending fences with my brother, so here's my counteroffer: [[Mundane Utility|You give me a job that can pay my electric bill for the year]], and I'll leave you here with your head attached to your body.<br />
'''{{spoiler|Mephisto}}''': Actually, there's a fiend called {{spoiler|Blackheart}} who has caused me trouble to no end... <br />
'''Dante''': Done. But I'm charging you triple because you're such a tool. }}
* A lot of new dialogue in ''Ultimate'' references infamous events from the characters' home series in the most hilarious ways.
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'''Spider-Man''': (defeating Firebrand) You know, you sort of look like the guy who [[One More Day|ruined my marriage...]]<br />
'''Spencer''': One more crack about the hair and I'll pick you up and beat you down again.<br />
'''Chris''': Look, I deal with superhuman monsters on a daily basis. I would have been crazy not to hit the gym and bulk up a bit. }}
** All of Deadpool's dialogue when fighting Spider-Man has been changed to reference the [[Spider Man Turn Off the Dark|Broadway musical incident]] which happened between the release of the two versions of the game.
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"Aw, that was too easy! Maybe it would have helped if you'd turned off the dark!" }}
* One of Albert Wesker's new "Winner!" screen quotes has him bragging about how expensive his custom-made sunglasses were.
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** Amaterasu is a known turnip thief. Doctor Strange is way behind on his taxes. And Iron Man should have known that hitting on Tron would come back to bite him.
* Nova: "Blue blazes! I'm AWESOME!"
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** There's also "Really? I mean... REALLY?" when he faces Viewtiful Joe.
* Shuma-Gorath's ending. After defeating Galactus and being hailed as a hero, he goes native in a most hilarious manner- {{spoiler|he becomes the host of a Japanese game show.}}
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* The dissonance between a character's winpose and winquote can be very amusing.
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Doctor Strange (after beating Hsien-Ko): ''Your condition... my magics might be able to help...'' (teleports away)
Hsien-Ko (after beating Shuma-Gorath): ''Oh, my clothes are all slimy now!'' (smiles and winks)
Hsien-Ko (after beating Nemesis): ''Oh man... that was really frightening!'' (smiles and winks)
Galactus (after being defeated): ''How dare you! I now must squash you like the bug that you are!'' (falls off the stage) }}
* One of Rocket Raccoon's win quotes brings up the inevitable response to his inclusion in the game.
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