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{{quote| ''"Short and short on deodorant is a reeeeeal bad combination, Stabby."''}}
*** ...and post-fight.
{{quote| ''"See? ''That'''s how you beat Wolverine, people...[[X-Men (
** One of his victory quotes:
{{quote| ''"Ya can't spell assassin [[A Worldwide Punomenon|without]] '''[[A Worldwide Punomenon|'sin']]''' [[A Worldwide Punomenon|- and twice the]] '''[[A Worldwide Punomenon|'ass']]'''"''}}
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* Iron Man's pre-fight quote against any female character that isn't [[Okami|Amaterasu]]: (Yes, [[Ephebophile|that includes Tron]]!!!)
{{quote| ''"So, you doin' anything after this?"''}}
* [[Ghosts
** When [[Resident Evil 5|Wesker]] and [[Resident Evil 5|Chris]] confront one another finally, who's the first to show up beside the badassness of Wesker? M.O.D.O.K.
** In the same movie. seeing M.O.D.O.K. get smacked aside by [[Incredible Hulk|the Hulk]] just before he catches X-23.
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** {{spoiler|A few seconds later, a news report shows that Wade's party was...excessive. And [[You Bastard|the player's wanted as an accomplice]].}}
* Trish's ending: {{spoiler|Poor Nightcrawler.}}
* Tron's ending: {{spoiler|Sentinel becomes Servbot #42. Volnutt must be wondering why he didn't get [[Tatsunokovs Capcom
* X-23's ending, where she {{spoiler|confronts Logan on the smoking ruin of his front lawn, in front of the Elder God she just took down, and claims the title of Number 1 since ''he'' never did anything like that.}} His response is basically "Yeah, yeah, now get that thing off my lawn."
* M.O.D.O.K.'s ending, where {{spoiler|he puts on Galactus's helmet. [[Up to Eleven|It makes his head even bigger than normal.]]}}
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{{quote| "In case you had any interest in the Nova Corps, forget it. They wouldn't take you on the grounds that you have a bad case of suck."}}
* In the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP1XlPXMwVY opening movie] for ''Ultimate'', among the moments of awesome, there's Deadpool surfing on top of Phoenix Wright's "Objection!" speech bubble. The attendant's reactions are priceless.
* [[Street Fighter III
* While most characters defeat quotes have then quietly muttering disappointment in themselves or the situation, or the usual [[Big No]], Rocket Raccoon will go out screaming at the top of his lungs: "''[[I'll Kill You!|I'LL KILL YOU]], YOU [[Curse Cut Short|SON OF A...!]]''" Oh and if you beat him with a light attack:
{{quote| ''"Promise me... no zoo."''}}
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{{quote| '''Before a fight''': You're cute. Time to die! <br />
'''After a fight, if he wins''': I defeated a Raccoon! SCIENCE! }}
* Jill, on the 'WINNER!' screen, delivers the thoughts of every [[Resident Evil 3 Nemesis]] player ever to Nemesis.
{{quote| '''Jill''': Stop. Following. ME!}}
* She-Hulk's new win quote against Deadpool, reminding us all that she's still aware of the fourth wall:
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'''Spencer''': One more crack about the hair and I'll pick you up and beat you down again.<br />
'''Chris''': Look, I deal with superhuman monsters on a daily basis. I would have been crazy not to hit the gym and bulk up a bit. }}
** All of Deadpool's dialogue when fighting Spider-Man has been changed to reference the [[Spider Man Turn Off the Dark
{{quote| "Gonna rough you up like a Broadway musical!"<br />
"Aw, that was too easy! Maybe it would have helped if you'd turned off the dark!" }}
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