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We [[Memetic Mutation|saw these memes]] in a book somewhere... but we really read them for the actual stories, we swear! (Look at that... we're poets and [[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|we were unaware of this fact until recently]].)
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*** [[Ear Worm|Ahhh!]]
*** I am Snape, the potions master.
** Pottermore (@pottermore) tweets. Including [[TMI]] [https://twitchy.com/brads-313037/2019/01/05/fecalarus-evacuatim-muggles-deliver-tmi-regarding-harry-potters-toilet-habits/ (Toilet Magic Illuminated)] one (it's her company, so ultimately she owns this poopheadedness).
** {{spoiler|[[Internet Backdraft|ALBUS SEVERUS]]}} POTTER?!
*** AS/S
** {{spoiler|Hedwig}} is not dead. [[Pani Poni Dash!|Dot com.]] Can be found [https://web.archive.org/web/20121220083228/http://hedwigisnotdead.com/ here].
** ''Republicans for Voldemort''.
*** Alternatively, ''Democrats for Dolores''.
**** and then there's J.K. Twitter:
{{quote|'''J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling)''': If we all hit ctrl-alt-del simultaneously and pray, perhaps we can force 2016 to reboot. }}
**** …and famous
{{quote|'''Joakim Jørgensen (@MrMesonoxian)''': Wow. You're good at making up stories. You should be an author. }}
** [[Memetic Badass|Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.]]
*** And he will reject your bribes and [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|kill your pets.]]
*** Neville would have done it in four books.
*** What happens when you break an unbreakable vow? Neville.
** "''Anvil-sized,''" "''delusional,''" and the coming of [[The End of the World as We Know It|Potterdammerung]], thanks to what is known as simply [https://web.archive.org/web/20121128062148/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/THE_INTERVIEW THE INTERVIEW].
** "My name is [insert character name here]. You thought I was dead. You were wrong."
** CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
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** Ook.
** It is a pune, or play on words.
** Writing or typing everything related to {{smallcapssmall-caps|Death}} in the required font.
** Five exclamation marks!!!!! The sure sign of an insane mind!!!!!
** The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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** [[Newspeak|Unapproved memes doubleplusungood]].
** [[Room 101]].
* "5. Thus, they at once began to quarrel about the nut." (From ''McGuffey's Second Eclectic Reader'', [https://web.archive.org/web/20121107031334/http://www.improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume8/v8i6/air_vents_4.html via] the ''Annals of Improbable Research''.)
* ''[[One Hundred Years of Solitude]]'': "Cease, cows! Life is short!"
* In [[Snark Bait|snarky discussions]] of anything related to ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'', copious amounts of [[Bishie Sparkle]] must be used. This is also considered a case of [[Never Live It Down]], since beyond the romantic plot between Edward and Bella, the only thing most snarkers (care to) remember is the fact that [[Our Vampires Are Different|Their Vampires Are Different]]... and Extra Shiny.
** The chagrinning books also suffer from the [[SMURFINGSmurfing|chagrinning]] act of shoehorning the word ''chagrin'', no matter how chagrinningly innapropriate, into every chagrinning sentence, much to the chagrin of many.
** THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLERRRRRRRR!!!
** Edward [[Donnie Darko|doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion]].
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** ''[http://thenumber42.deviantart.com/art/The-108-Year-Old-Virgin-107037971/ The 108-year-old virgin]'', courtesy of [[Fan Nickname|RPatz]] himself.
** Why so sullen, Edward Cullen?
** [http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/462027.html#cutid1 "EMMETT CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN I AM READING PROUST!"]{{Dead link}}
*** SHE SMELLED DELICIOUS. LIKE BACON.
*** NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MEEE HE WOULD SEETHE AS HE PRESSED HIS WILDFLOWERS
*** EMMETT THAT ISNT A WORD TAKE IT OFF THE BOARD
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turfrcQY-w&feature=channel_page UHMAAAAZING] [httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20170525165529/https://encyclopediadramatica.sers/Nuttymadam BUUUUUUUK!]
** ''Twilight'' means never having to say you're kidding.
** CAUSE OF DEATH: Crushed vagina.
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*** Team [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Buffy]]!
*** Team [[Ho Yay|Edward AND Jacob!]]
** [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GHp3tbQtz24/S859kwACkfI/AAAAAAAAA0I/ewk598M6oKM/s1600/633846888594267210-Twilight.jpg They don't turn into werewolves.]{{Dead link}}
** Hop on, spider monkey.
** Rick Mora embraces the loin! <ref>From an interview, "It's kind of funny...[[Magical Native American|the essence of the Native Spirit tends to resist modernization for a desire to return to the Old Ways]], yet we struggle to show that the Native does not only come drunk, [[Loin Cloth|in breechcloth]] and [[Proud Warrior Race|sounding primitive]]. Don't get me wrong, I embrace the loin, that's my bread and butter but we still have a ways to go."</ref>
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** It is known.
** Also to refer to oneself and others as "a girl" or "a boy".
** [[The Lord of the Rings|One does not simply warg into Hodor.]]
** You know nothing, Jon Snow.
** A Lannister always repays his debts.
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** I want to see him fly!
* [[John Ringo]]'s ''[[Paladin of Shadows|Ghost]]''
** [http://hradzka.livejournal.com/194753.html OH JOHN RINGO NO].<ref>The phrase comes from a [[Live JournalLiveJournal]] review of ''[[Paladin of Shadows|Ghost]]'', wherein the reviewer is reading along and finding something interesting, then runs into something totally, brain-breakingly wrong, prompting the uttering of the phrase. Given that the book, an exercise in letting loose some demons in Ringo's head that were blocking his writing other stories, was originally to be titled "The Wanker Piece" until [[Baen Books]] marketing convinced Ringo otherwise, it goes without saying this was a frequent utterance on the reviewer's part.</ref>
** Ringo had the review pointed out to him, and in the journal he replied with praise for it as the most accurate review of the book he had ever seen. Later, the phrase was used as part of a t-shirt design for a garment whose proceeds were to be sent to an organization helping sexually exploited women around the world, many in the situation of pretty much all the prostitutes in the ''[[Paladin of Shadows]]'' series.
* ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]'':
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** ...has this to say on the subject of alcohol...
** Life? Don't talk to me about life.
* CS Multilaser, author of several multilasers in the ''[[Warhammer 4000040,000]]'' multilaser, is an example of this multilaser.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20120108162037/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/The_Venom_Cock "That'th a cock, hey-o!"]
** Women do not rever [sic] the venom cock as men do.
* Don't like [[Anne Rice]]? Clearly, you are [https://web.archive.org/web/20121206022347/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Interrogating_the_text_from_the_wrong_perspective interrogating the text from the wrong perspective.]
* The phrase ''[[Catch-22]]'' is an interesting example. In the book the expression Catch-22 means an unwritten-yet-applied dumb rule with many uses, but due to memetic mutation it quickly became known as nothing more than the no-win situation it's known as today.
* ''[[Sword of Truth]]'':
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* This trope becomes a lot less funny and gets a rather large serving of [[Nightmare Fuel]] when ''[[Faction Paradox]]'' enters the picture. Their [[Sarcasm Mode|beautiful]] universe has the Celestis, a group of Homeworld agents who foresaw a monstrous Time War, and obsessed with preventing the destruction of their bodies, they destroy them themselves, and leaving their ''meaning'' behind, making them sentient ideas, the literal physical incarnation of this trope. After they [[Ascended to A Higher Plane of Existence]], it becomes painfully obvious they're still the same fearful, backstabbing [[Complete Monster]]s they were, and they find about [[Oh Crap|their new cool powers]]...
* [[Maradonia Saga]]: 2 dislikes. Gloria and her mom have been here.<ref>Inevitably, whenever a video criticizes Team Tesch, 2 dislikes will appear. Because fandom for Tesch's books is literally nonexistent, youtubers took to saying they had to be Gloria and her mom. It's not clear where this first surfaced.</ref>
** "Appolyon's Club of Evil": "''The powers of evil believe in teamwork''!".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20101216165035/http://impishidea.com/Humor/615/maradonia-sporkings-part-fifteen Actual excerpts from the book] about the ''villains'', in a clear case of "I don't think those words mean what you think they mean" by Tesch. Now used to show how much of [[Designated Villain]]s Apollyon and co. are</ref>
* ''[[Faust]]'':
** A Faustian pact or bargain as a [[Deal with the Devil]], or anyone else who probably should have been avoided.
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** I HAVE SEEN MY HAT
** Substituting characters from different fandoms for the characters in the book
* ''[[The Phantom of the Opera]]'' has several, mostly originating from the [[Live JournalLiveJournal]] badfic-sporking community, Phanwank:
** The most ubiquitous is "Roule's Ingenious Plane," which also has a [[Distaff Counterpart]] in "Christine's Small Bus" and a [[Setting Update|modern-day counterpart]] in "Ryan's Lime Service."<ref>All originate from typos in terrible pieces of fanfiction; in the first, the author was trying to say "Raoul's ingenious plan." The second comes from a [[Mary Sue]] fic in which Erik compares the Sue's bustline (or at least tries to) to Christine's, and the third from a modern-day fic in which... we have no idea what the author was trying to say.</ref>
** "Erique would never kill a whale!" and "Erique is one with teh walez!!!11!!"<ref>Spammed by the phanwank members to an [[Ron the Death Eater|anti-Raoul]] community.</ref>
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** "Erik's pink kissable lips."
** "Erik the hospital."
* ''[[Heart of a Dog]]'': "<nowiki>[</nowiki>But<nowiki>] </nowiki>The problem is in the heads<nowiki>[</nowiki>, not in the lavatories<nowiki>]</nowiki>". (originally, «Ruin, therefore, is not caused by lavatories but it's something that starts in people's heads.»)
 
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