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We [[Memetic Mutation|saw these memes]] in a book somewhere... but we really read them for the actual stories, we swear! (Look at that... we're poets and [[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|we were unaware of this fact until recently]].)
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** Once upon a midnight dreary as I pondered weak and weary...
** Quoth the raven: "Nevermore."
* Another poetry example, from ''[[
** It should perhaps be noted that only the Seamus Heaney translation begins that way. Others translators have rendered the opening word, "Hwæt!", as quite a range of words and phrases, among them "Lo!", "Listen!", and "Hear me!".
* [[
** Phn'glui mgl'wnafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
** Iä! Iä! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!
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** "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
** Sirius Black and Remus Lupin: [[Ho Yay|Theirloveissocanon]]!
** Killed By A Curtain
*** related: Death By Curtain
** {{spoiler|[[It Was His Sled|SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE]]!!!}}
*** [[Big No|Nooooo!]] You bitch! [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|YOU BITCH!]]
** [[Potter Puppet Pals]] videos, especially The Mysterious Ticking Noise.
*** Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE! (When Alan Rickman turned up at the Deathly Hallows Part 2 premiere in Trafalgar Square, the crowd behind him were audibly chanting "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape!" Awesome.)
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*** [[Ear Worm|Ahhh!]]
*** I am Snape, the potions master.
** Pottermore (@pottermore) tweets. Including [[TMI]] [https://twitchy.com/brads-313037/2019/01/05/fecalarus-evacuatim-muggles-deliver-tmi-regarding-harry-potters-toilet-habits/ (Toilet Magic Illuminated)] one (it's her company, so ultimately she owns this poopheadedness).
** {{spoiler|[[Internet Backdraft|ALBUS SEVERUS]]}} POTTER?!
*** AS/S
** {{spoiler|Hedwig}} is not dead. [[Pani Poni Dash!|Dot com.]] Can be found [https://web.archive.org/web/20121220083228/http://hedwigisnotdead.com/ here].
** ''Republicans for Voldemort''.
*** Alternatively, ''Democrats for Dolores''.
**** and then there's J.K. Twitter:
{{quote|'''J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling)''': If we all hit ctrl-alt-del simultaneously and pray, perhaps we can force 2016 to reboot. }}
**** …and famous
{{quote|'''Joakim Jørgensen (@MrMesonoxian)''': Wow. You're good at making up stories. You should be an author. }}
** [[Memetic Badass|Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.]]
*** And he will reject your bribes and [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|kill your pets.]]
*** Neville would have done it in four books.
*** What happens when you break an unbreakable vow? Neville.
** "''Anvil-sized,''" "''delusional,''" and the coming of [[The End of the World
** "My name is [insert character name here]. You thought I was dead. You were wrong."
** CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
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** "I want a taco. You know who can't have a taco? {{spoiler|Cedric}}. BECAUSE HE'S DEAD. *tear*"
** Awkward!Hugs from Voldemort!
** [[Large Ham|NYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!]]
** Harry Potter: [[Tumblr|The Boy Who Cockblocked]].
** Dobby never meant to kill. Only... maim. Or seriously injure.
** JK Trolling
** "Ten points for/from [insert House here]."<ref>With [[Jerkass|Snape]] often being shown doing these, the awarded House is always Slytherin, and the penalized House always Gryffindor.</ref>
* ''[[Pride and Prejudice]]'':
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** [http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=120 OOH MR DARCY] *bodicerip*
* ''[[The Areas of My Expertise]]'' spawned [http://e-hobo.com/ The 700 Hoboes Project].
** [[Call a Rabbit
** Getting either [[Intoxication Ensues|very high or very autistic]].
** John Hodgman has only masturbated out a window ''once''.
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** Martin Van Buren was a [[Time Lord/WMG|Time Lord]].
** That is all.
* ''[[Discworld]]'':
** <big>[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|That! Is!! Not!!! My!!!! Cow!!!!!]]</big>
** I Aten't dead.
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** Ook.
** It is a pune, or play on words.
** Writing or typing everything related to {{
** Five exclamation marks!!!!! The sure sign of an insane mind!!!!!
** The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
* [[Thomas Pynchon]]:
** [[Fun
** [[Post Modernism|Don't]] [[Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory|Ever]] [[Broken Masquerade|Antagonize]] [[Milkman Conspiracy|The]] [[Conspiracy Placement|Horn]].
* ''[[Dune]]'':
** The Spice must flow.
** Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
** [[Adaptation Displacement|In the form of the film's version of]] [[Large Ham|the Baron]], "HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!"
* ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four|1984]]'':
** [[Big Brother Is Watching]] you.
** While we're at it, we were never at war with Eurasia.
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** [[Newspeak|Unapproved memes doubleplusungood]].
** [[Room 101]].
* "5. Thus, they at once began to quarrel about the nut." (From ''McGuffey's Second Eclectic Reader'', [https://web.archive.org/web/20121107031334/http://www.improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume8/v8i6/air_vents_4.html via] the ''Annals of Improbable Research''.)
* ''[[One Hundred Years of Solitude]]'': "Cease, cows! Life is short!"
* In [[Snark Bait|snarky discussions]] of anything related to ''[[Twilight (
** The chagrinning books also suffer from the [[
** THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLERRRRRRRR!!!
** Edward [[Donnie Darko|doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion]].
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** ''[http://thenumber42.deviantart.com/art/The-108-Year-Old-Virgin-107037971/ The 108-year-old virgin]'', courtesy of [[Fan Nickname|RPatz]] himself.
** Why so sullen, Edward Cullen?
** [http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/462027.html#cutid1 "EMMETT CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN I AM READING PROUST!"]{{Dead link}}
*** SHE SMELLED DELICIOUS. LIKE BACON.
*** NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MEEE HE WOULD SEETHE AS HE PRESSED HIS WILDFLOWERS
*** EMMETT THAT ISNT A WORD TAKE IT OFF THE BOARD
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turfrcQY-w&feature=channel_page UHMAAAAZING] [
** ''Twilight'' means never having to say you're kidding.
** CAUSE OF DEATH: Crushed vagina.
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*** Team [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Buffy]]!
*** Team [[Ho Yay|Edward AND Jacob!]]
** [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GHp3tbQtz24/S859kwACkfI/AAAAAAAAA0I/ewk598M6oKM/s1600/633846888594267210-Twilight.jpg They don't turn into werewolves.]{{Dead link}}
** Hop on, spider monkey.
** Rick Mora embraces the loin! <ref>From an interview, "It's kind of funny...[[Magical Native American|the essence of the Native Spirit tends to resist modernization for a desire to return to the Old Ways]], yet we struggle to show that the Native does not only come drunk, [[Loin Cloth|in breechcloth]] and [[Proud Warrior Race|sounding primitive]]. Don't get me wrong, I embrace the loin, that's my bread and butter but we still have a ways to go."</ref>
** In Croatian language, Cullen sounds a lot like "kulen" which is a type of spicy salami. So anytime you want to make fun of Twilight in Croatia, just say Edward Kulen.
** Still a better love story than Twilight.
* ''[[A Song of Ice and Fire]]'':
** It is known.
** Also to refer to oneself and others as "a girl" or "a boy".
** [[The Lord of the Rings|One does not simply warg into Hodor.]]
** You know nothing, Jon Snow.
** A Lannister always repays his debts.
** Winter is coming.
** I want to see him fly!
* [[John Ringo]]'s ''[[
** [http://hradzka.livejournal.com/194753.html OH JOHN RINGO NO].<ref>
** Ringo had the review pointed out to him, and in the journal he replied with praise for it as the most accurate review of the book he had ever seen. Later, the phrase was used as part of a t-shirt design for a garment whose proceeds were to be sent to an organization helping sexually exploited women around the world, many in the situation of pretty much all the prostitutes in the ''[[
* ''[[The
** [[Stock Shout-Outs|42]].
** Don't Panic.
** ...mostly harmless.
** You'll be fine as long you have your towel.
** So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.
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** ...has this to say on the subject of alcohol...
** Life? Don't talk to me about life.
* CS Multilaser, author of several multilasers in the ''[[Warhammer
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20120108162037/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/The_Venom_Cock "That'th a cock, hey-o!"]
** Women do not rever [sic] the venom cock as men do.
* Don't like [[Anne Rice]]? Clearly, you are [https://web.archive.org/web/20121206022347/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Interrogating_the_text_from_the_wrong_perspective interrogating the text from the wrong perspective.]
* The phrase ''[[Catch-22]]'' is an interesting example. In the book the expression Catch-22 means an unwritten-yet-applied dumb rule with many uses, but due to memetic mutation it quickly became known as nothing more than the no-win situation it's known as today.
* ''[[Sword of Truth]]'':
** This was no chicken. This was ''[[Nightmare Retardant|evil manifest]]''.
** And, at least on this wiki, the [[Moral Dissonance|evil pacifists]].
* ''[[The Bible]]'':
** Samson killed a thousand Philistines [[The Bible
*** He [[Incredibly Lame Pun|made an]] ''[[Incredibly Lame Pun|ass]]'' [[Incredibly Lame Pun|out of them]]. (Yes, that pun is in some translations.)
** As for the fate of Dagon... ''Is The Lord Thy God [[
** ''[[The Bible]]'' is a [[Newer Than They Think|rip-off]]... of ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]!!!''
** Due to a translation quirk, "[[Double Entendre|know in the Biblical sense]]" has become a [[Unusual Euphemism|Memetic Euphemism]].
** Why is [[The Messiah|Jesus]] better than [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Kamina]]? Because when Jesus {{spoiler|came back from the dead}}, He stayed that way.
** Doubting Thomas.
** As one of the key texts of Western culture (and having spread it as far and wide as possible), recounting all the phrases and metaphors from the Bible that have become part of the language could be a wiki all of its own - David and Goliath, Judas, "Render unto Caesar", "Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle", "In the beginning", "Live by the X, die by the X", "Let them be light", the Ark...
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*** ''[[Discworld]]'': Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
*** Do not meddle in the affairs of [[Yaoi Fangirl|fangirls]], for you are hot and [[Guy-On-Guy Is Hot|would go well with other men]].
* [[It Was a Dark
* The phrase "Yngvi is a louse!" from ''[[Harold Shea|The Roaring Trumpet]]'' became a meme among science fiction fandom before the Internet existed. [http://fancyclopedia.wikidot.com/YNGVI\]
* A common explanation of how ''[[Goosebumps]]'' books always end: "[[Tomato Surprise|The kids turn out to be dogs or something]]".
* [[The Butler Did It]].
* For a ''very'' small subset of fans who have read the right novels of the ''[[New Jedi Order]]''... Blackmoon Eleven is the ''[[Improbable Piloting Skills|greatest pilot of all time]]''.
* ''[[The Princess Bride (
* ''[[
** The point is...the point is...the point that I'm trying to make is...dolphins.
** Gorillas. They build nests. Saw it in a film.
** Kids! Bringing about Armageddon may be dangerous. [[Don't Try This At Home|Do not attempt it in your own home]].
** English, intelligent, and gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
** "Making an effort" has become a bit popular with the [[Slash Fic|slashers]].
** God's "[[Magic Franchise Word|ineffable]]" plans.
** All tapes left in a car for more than a fortnight metamorphose into ''Best of [[Queen]]'' albums.
** Oh Lord, heal this bike.
* ''[[
** I don't like lollipops.
** Your elf-kissing days are over, Artemis.
** My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
** Bivouac?
* ''[[
** ''[[Animorphs
*** ''We can't tell you who we are, or where we live. It's too risky, and we've got to be careful. Really careful. Because if they find us... Well, we just won't let them find us. The thing you've got to know is that everyone is in really big trouble. Yeah. Even you.''
** IT'S OAT [[Precision F-Strike|FREAKING]] MEAL!!!
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** ''This is not for you.''
* ''[[Harry Turtledove]]'': CONFEDERATES WITH AK47s!
** Sam Carsten has blonde hair and freckles and burns extremely easily in the sun, which is a very bad trait for a sailor in the Navy. It doesn't matter how much zinc he slathers on, he still gets sunburnt. Also, General Clarence Potter sounds like a Yankee since he went to Yale.
* ''[[
* ''[[Atlanta Nights]]''. Particularly [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDh7yJSJ_0 Chapter] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blmimn5zJPk 34].
* Margaret Atwood [[Sci Fi Ghetto|does not]] [[Oryx and Crake|write science fiction]]. [[Science Fiction]] is about [http://talkingsquidsinouterspace.com/ talking squids in outer space].
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** ''Fuck'' Subtle.
* ''[[Star Trek]]'': The Borg. They '''[[Peter David|EAT. FUCKING. PLUTO.]]'''
* Dorothy Parker told us that "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses." (Hey, she was an American and she died in [[The Sixties]]
** Inevitably, there was an anonymous response to Parker: "Men who do not make passes at girls who wear glasses...are asses."
* [[Ogden Nash]]'s idea of how to win over a girl: "[[Everything's Better
** He also mutated Joyce Kilmer's "I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree" into "I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."
* [[Gertrude Stein]]: A rose is a rose is a rose.
** [[A Bit of Fry and Laurie|Are you aware that the American novelist Gertrude Stein was a self-confessed lesbian?]]
* ''[[Fight Club (
** [[Invisible Monsters (
** Fight clubs themselves. Someone even did a mini-Project Mayhem, putting bottle rockets in mailboxes.
* ''[[I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream]]'':
** HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.
** Exploiting the title as "I have no x, and I must y".
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** Woolheads.
* ''[[Vernor Vinge]]'': Hexapodia is the key insight.
* ''[[
** '''"¿Leoncitos a mi?" ''' Could be translated as [[Badass Boast|"Do they want to scare me with those little lions?"
** '''Quixote''': Man who
** '''Maritornes''': A rude, ugly and mannish maid.
** '''Rocinante''': Horse thin and weak, almost always full of sores. This one was even documented by Cervantes in the Part II, Chapter III, when Carrasco declares that the first part of the novel got read…
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** '''Con la iglesia hemos topado''': Could be translated as "We have run onto the church". A case of ''both'' a meme and [[Beam Me Up, Scotty]], as the original phrase is actually ''"Con la iglesia hemos dado, Sancho"''. In the book it is literal (they examine a stone wall and determine it is a church) but it is ''always'' quoted to denote a situation in which the Church, bureaucracy or some other power that be is impeding your progress.
** Maybe they're just windmills, but [[They Might Be Giants (band)|They Might Be Giants]]...
* ''[[The Faerie Queene]]'': Malacasta is so sassy!
* ''[[Fear and Loathing
** [[The Long List|...a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls....]]
** Holy Jesus! What are these Goddamn animals?
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** We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
* [[Star Wars Expanded Universe]]: Anakin Solo had the hots for his aunt?
** Cliegg: Your son's dead, son. Accept it.
*** Your Wookiee's dead son. Accept it.
** Jimmy <ref>Lucasfilm referred to the death of a character given the operative name "Jimmy". Turned out to be Anakin Solo.</ref>
** Destroy your planet.
** Jacen's penis! <ref>The art for the American cover of ''Destiny's Way'' is a bit, ahem, suggestive.</ref>
* "My god--it's full of stars!" The last thing said by Dave Bowman in ''2001: A Space Odyssey'', though not in the film.
* In the ''[[
** [[Ax Crazy|Mapleshade]] eats cats! <ref>A user on the [[Warriors Official Forum]] claimed to have obtained Night Whispers early and said that Mapleshade ate a cat in it.</ref>
** All hail [[Memetic Badass|Purdystar!!]]
** Every last part of the fanfic ''[[
*** The most-quoted line is: ''And he held out... SOME JEW!''
*** The [[Fan Nickname]] "Tiggerstar" for Tigerstar originates from one of the numerous typos in this fic.
** "I must take... the challenge!" <ref>This is a line from the "[[
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fOBhtrhTZQ Firestar Doesn't Like Waffles]
** Sol is trollin'.
* In ''[[The Pendragon Adventure]]'' fandom:
** What exactly is a french before it's fried?
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*** The Penguin being Spaders best friend.
** Everything obscure Bobby says is quoted enough to be considered a meme. Especially anything he has to say about clowns, smilie faces, or his boxers.
* This trope becomes a lot less funny and gets a rather large serving of [[Nightmare Fuel]] when ''[[Faction Paradox]]'' enters the picture. Their [[Sarcasm Mode|beautiful]] universe has the Celestis, a group of Homeworld agents who foresaw a monstrous Time War, and obsessed with preventing the destruction of their bodies, they destroy them themselves, and leaving their ''meaning'' behind, making them sentient ideas, the literal physical incarnation of this trope. After they [[Ascended to A Higher Plane of Existence]], it becomes painfully obvious they're still the same fearful, backstabbing [[Complete Monster
* [[
** "Appolyon's Club of Evil": "''The powers of evil believe in teamwork''!"
* ''[[Faust]]'':
** A Faustian pact or bargain as a [[Deal
** Forbidden knowledge or diabolical research methods.
* ''[[I Want My Hat Back]]''
** I HAVE SEEN MY HAT
** Substituting characters from different fandoms for the characters in the book
* ''[[The Phantom of the Opera]]'' has several, mostly originating from the [[
** The most ubiquitous is "Roule's Ingenious Plane," which also has a [[Distaff Counterpart]] in "Christine's Small Bus" and a [[Setting Update|modern-day counterpart]] in "Ryan's Lime Service."<ref>All originate from typos in terrible pieces of fanfiction; in the first, the author was trying to say "Raoul's ingenious plan." The second comes from a [[Mary Sue]] fic in which Erik compares the Sue's bustline (or at least tries to) to Christine's, and the third from a modern-day fic in which... we have no idea what the author was trying to say.</ref>
** "Erique would never kill a whale!" and "Erique is one with teh walez!!!11!!"<ref>Spammed by the phanwank members to an [[Ron the Death Eater|anti-Raoul]] community.</ref>
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** "Erik's pink kissable lips."
** "Erik the hospital."
* ''[[Heart of a Dog]]'': "<nowiki>[</nowiki>But<nowiki>] </nowiki>The problem is in the heads<nowiki>[</nowiki>, not in the lavatories<nowiki>]</nowiki>". (originally, «Ruin, therefore, is not caused by lavatories but it's something that starts in people's heads.»)
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