Mermaid Problem/Headscratchers: Difference between revisions

* Okay, so if you're a guy with a sexy mermaid it would be a tad frustrating that she may not have a certain lady part on the bottom but... she has a mouth! And hands! Don't those attributes ever come up as a solution for "the mermaid problem?"

** Yes. In fact, mermaids are used as a symbol of fellatio.

** Presumably if she has nipples, they'd have human sensitivity.

* I think the ''real'' question is, who would ''want'' to have sex with something that had a giant fish head?

** You couldn't have sex with an inverted mermaid, either. It probably has a fish's brain, and definitely can't speak above the water, so...how's it going to give consent?

*** The same way an animal does. Consent need not be verbal mind you. I'm fairly certain if a woman kisses me and starts removing clothing that consent has been granted via nonverbal clues. That is to say if she's naked and I'm naked and she's mentally aware (so if it has a fish brain it possibly too stupid to consent, but not being able to speak above water is a non issue.)