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[[File:Boromir_cow_3_4344.jpg|link=The Lord of the Rings (Animationanimation)|frame|[[Mordor]]'s giant cows are no match for Boromir's forearms.]]
 
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Among drama students, "[[Milking the Giant Cow]]" is a term that refers to the practice of holding your hands skyward (or merely gesticulating wildly) to show emotion. May be accompanied by a [[Skyward Scream]].
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* [[Leslie Nielsen]] perfected the "wildly gesticulating while holding a drink" version.
* Both [[Kevin Michael Richardson]] and [[Mark Hamill]] did this while voicing their [[The Batman (Animation)|respective]] [[Batman: The Animated Series (Animation)|versions]] of [[The Joker]]. This is usually carried over into the animation.
 
== Anime And Manga ==
 
* Duke Red often does this while monologuing about his various [[Mad Scientist|mad science]] schemes in various [[Osamu Tezuka]] productions, especially ''[[Metropolis (Animeanime)|Metropolis]]''. It's actually rather effective there, since he's supposed to be completely unhinged.
* ''[[DragonballDragon Ball]]'': Vegeta has a tendency of doing this.
* ''[[Code Geass]]'': Lelouch Lamperouge, being a [[Large Ham]], does it all the time. Even when simply removing a contact lens, {{spoiler|which coincidentially unlocks his Geass power, but that's details}}. At some point, C.C. asks him why he needs to be so theatrical when he uses his Geass, and he tells her to shut up.
** It should be obvious to C.C. and the audience; if he's only exposing his eye during the instant of one command, a flourish would draw the required attention to that eye.
* ''[[Mazinger Z (Anime)|Mazinger Z]]'': [[Big Bad]] Dr. Hell was prone to make this when he was monologuing, mainly in the original manga and [[Mazinkaiser (Anime)|Mazinkaiser]]. Especially when night had fallen and he was outdoors. [[Evil Is Hammy]], indeed.
* ''[[Stellvia]]'': The Stellvia's captain does an epic arm flourish when ordering to fire the last remaining laser shot that can save Earth from imminent destruction in the final episode.
* Itsuki Koizumi has been shown doing this from time to time in the ''[[Haruhi Suzumiya (Light Novel)|Haruhi Suzumiya]]'' anime. Kyon also does this at one point during the last episode of the Endless Eight arc.
 
== Comics ==
 
* In one ''[[Zits]]'' comic, we get a long series of panels showing Jeremy "dance" by jumping up and down while pumping his fists. Hector says he looks like he's milking a kangaroo.
* ''[[All Fall Down (Comic Book)|All Fall Down]]'': IQ, card carrying ham, has one of these moments in church.
 
== Film -- Animated ==
* ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'': Jafar milks the giant cow quite a few times. Even on the cover art!
* [[Disney]]'s ''[[Pinocchio (Disney film)|Pinocchio]]'': [[Large Ham]] Honest John waves frantically and points with his walking stick at every opportunity. [[Sissy Villain|The wrist motions can make one wonder what the artists were going for here.]]
* Ralph Bashki's ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' movie had Gandalf and Boromir doing this a lot.
 
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* Since the actors of ''[[Bitter Lake]]'' performed the entire movie in fursuits with largely immobile faces, they resorted to overacting the body language in a desperate attempt to sell the flat vocal acting.
* [[Star Wars|David Prowse]] milks the proverbial cow like he's getting a bonus for every hand gesture he makes.
* During his [[Awesome Moments|incredible]] [[Funny Moments|speech]], [[One-Scene Wonder|Arthur Jensen]] of ''[[Network (Film)|Network]]'' milks the giant cow like a cross between Hitler and a television evangelist.
* Doc Brown of ''[[Back to The Future]]'' wildly gesticulates whenever he speaks. In the Making Of, director Robert Zimeckis said Christopher Lloyd was taking inspiration from the conductor in [[Fantasia]], and described him as 'conducting the world'.
 
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** The current Doctor Matt Smith delves into this consistently, though considering what type of character he's playing, it really, reelly works.
* In ''[[Power Rangers]],'' suited characters often kick the wild gesturing [[Up to Eleven]]. It's especially noticeable when still suited outside fight scene (like figuring out device, etc.) In the early years, these gestures would be accompanied by the same swishing-through-air sound as martial arts strikes. [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?]]?
* Along with his oddly placed vocal pauses and emphasis on unusual syllables, this is a key element to the [[William Shatner]] acting style, famously perfected as Captain Kirk on ''[[Star Trek: theThe Original Series]]''. Indeed, one filk song ("Star Trek Rhapsody") even name-checks it:
{{quote| '''McCoy''': [[I'm a Doctor, Not Aa Placeholder|I'm a doctor!]]<br />
'''Kirk''': [[I'm a Doctor, Not Aa Placeholder|...not an actor.]]<br />
'''McCoy''': Not a ''[[Take That|milkman]]''!<br />
'''Kirk''': What does ''that'' mean?<br />
'''McCoy''': And I'm sorry, [[He's Dead, Jim]]. }}
* ''[[Angel (TV)|Angel]]''. Wesley does this while spoofing the Buffy/Angel romance in "Fredless".
{{quote| "Oh Buffy, I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!"}}
 
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* [[Gackt]] must have a clause in his contract that requires him to do this at least once per [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B4ylyRLu-Q music video] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v12i6vJj988 stage performance].
* The video for [[Disturbed (Music)|Disturbed]]'s ''Indestructible'' uses this several times. Hell, every Disturbed video contains a little of this, as do the live shows. The singer is [[Large Ham|one great big ham]].
* The director for the [[Music Video]] to [[Elton John]]'s song ''I Want Love'' accused [[Robert Downey, Jr.]] of doing just this. Her solution? Taping his hands in his pockets to remind him that understatement worked more for this concept (the idea was just Downey walking and lip-synching to the song in a cold 'institutional' building). Works, too.
* Vocalist Kamijo has always been [[Chewing the Scenery|partial to a nice piece of stage]], but he takeshis wild dramatic gesturing [[Up to Eleven]] in the last couple of minutes of [[Versailles]]' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne423XWtjf4 Ascendead Master PV]. The rest of the band join as well- if they can get away with taking their hand away from their instrument for a minute, they do just that and make it worth it.
* [[Shirley Bassey]] does this every time a song has a big finish. And most of her numbers have big finishes.
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* Justified trope for games that use a [[Super-Deformed]] art style--since the character's face is often just a very tiny rectangle with even tinier dots for eyes, extremely exaggerated body language is necessary to get the emotion across. Even motion capture has not escaped this trope. Given the limits of technology, it's not (yet) possible for mo-cap to pick up subtle gestures and facial expressions, so many actors are [[Going Through the Motions|encouraged to unleash]] their inner [[Large Ham]].
** Especially true in early-90s [[Adventure Game|Adventure Games]] of the [[Point and Click|point-and-click]] variety. The graphics were just advanced enough to animate body movements to go along with the [[Mouth Flaps]], which can get tiresome when the player had the option of full audio in games like ''[[Gabriel Knight (Video Game)|Gabriel Knight]]'', since the wild gesturing (on a loop) was a lot less noticeable in the time it takes to simply read the dialogue on-screen.
* ''[[Monkey Island]]'' Stan the Salesman and its sequels parodies this by flailing his arms wildly no matter what he's saying. It also serves to draw attention to his [[Unmoving Plaid]] jacket, making it even more amusing.
* In ''[[Ape Escape (Video Game)|Ape Escape]] 3'', Specter and Dr. Tomoki have a tendency to do this in FMV cutscenes, making them look like mad puppets.
* Xehanort from ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' tends over-exaggerate with his hands throughout the series, but his latest (or earliest?) incarnation as [[Birth By Sleep]]'s Master Xehanort takes milking the giant cow ([[Chewing the Scenery|of]] '''[[Large Ham|darkness!]]''') to a fine art. The man is seemingly unable to make speeches without making clutching/grasping motions of some sort.
** Justified with his Nobody counterpart, Xemnas, As nobody's have no hearts they also have no emotion therefore have to exaggerate their feelings.
* Old Snake in ''[[Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns of the Patriots]]'', complete with [[Skyward Scream]]. "liquiiid!" Also, [[Large Ham|Liquid Snake]] in [[Metal Gear Solid|The Twin Snakes]]. He seems to have graduated top of his class from the [[William Shatner|William Shatner School of Acting]].
* ''[[The Legend ofLegendof Zelda CDiCDI Games]]'': The cut scenes: "Gee, it sure is boring around here!"
* ''[[Xenosaga (Video Game)|Xenosaga]]'': Virgil is seen doing this in Episode One, when lecturing about the expendability of realians.
* The characters of ''[[Final Fantasy VIII]]'' indulge in this a fair bit.
* The lawyers on the stand of ''[[Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney]]'' series are entirely animated in dramatic gestures -- including on the cover art; made all the more hilarious in various "[[Gag Dub|Phoenix Wrong]]" gag dubs.
* In ''[[Raidou Kuzunoha vs. the Soulless Army]]'' and ''[[Raidou Kuzunoha VS King Abaddon]]'', [[Large Ham|Dr.]] [[Mad Scientist|Victor]] is made incredibly awesome by his abuse of this.
* In the in-game cutscenes in ''[[Heroes of Might and Magic V]]'', the characters have a very small pool of body language expressions, almost all of which are highly overblown and [[Large Ham|Hammy]].
* In ''[[Castlevania: Lords of Shadow]]'', the Lord of the Necromancers spends five minutes pacing around Gabriel and communicating entirely through his hands during his [[Motive Rant]], possibly because his face isn't visible.
* In ''[[Silent Hill 3]]'', Vincent is never able to keep his hands still while talking.
* Ghirahim, the villain of ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword]]'', does this to keep in line with his [[Evil Is Hammy]] persona while expressing his anger over Zelda being snatched from his grasp.
* The animation for the "Rally" combat action in ''[[Dragon Age]]'' is this; Loghain, already a [[Large Ham]], is particularly fond of this action. In [[Dragon Age II|the sequel]], loose cannon party member Anders does this while casting [[Kill It Withwith Fire|Firestorm]], accompanied with "MY MAGIC WILL DESTROY YOU!" or wordless screams of rage for maximum [[Large Ham|ham potential]].
* ''[[Dark Souls (Video Game)|Dark Souls]]'' has an emote that does this called "Praise the Sun" where you raise you arms above you head in a "V" shape. This emote is exclusive to members of the Warriors of Sunlight.
 
 
== Web Original ==
* According to [[Nigahiga]] hand motions accompanied with [[Cluster F-Bomb]] are the first lesson to being Gangster.
* ''[[Homestar Runner (Web Animation)|Homestar Runner]]'': Rather Dashing does this in the ''Peasant's Quest'' movie trailer.
* ''[[Dr. HorriblesHorrible's Sing -Along Blog]]'': Captain Hammer does this in [[Incoming Ham|his first scene]], while [[Crowning Moment of Funny|standing on top of]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|a moving van]].
* MasakoX, an anime reviewer at [[That Guy With theThe Glasses]], does this so often that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks8hcDdFZIw&feature=sub there's a dance].
* [[Doctor Steel]] combines this with a [[Skyward Scream]] in ''The Dr. Steel Show'' Episode 1.
* [[Protectors of the Plot Continuum]] Agent Isaiah does this in the nightmare where he turns into a [[Marty Stu]].
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== Western Animation ==
* In ''[[The Secret of NIMH]]'', Mrs. Brisby does this at least once, mainly as a way for the animators to underline her anxiety.
* In ''[[The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (Animation)|The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]'', Grim does a 3-way combination of this, a [[Big No]], and a [[Skyward Scream]] after Billy tells him that he flushed Li'l Porkchop down the toilet.
* The ''[[Venture Brothers]]'' resident cow-milker is Dr. Orpheus; he'll gesture wildly [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|even if saying rather mundane things]].
* In the crossover episode of ''[[Captain N]]'' and ''[[The Legend of Zelda|The Legend Of Zelda Cartoon]]'', everyone celebrates by ''lifitng their arms up and down''.
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* Hexadecimal in ''[[Re Boot]]'' very often, though it's justified: her mask changes off-screen with every swipe of her hand.
* [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Katara]], while mocking Sokka for his big ears, decides it is necessary to mime "elephant ears" using her hands, along with pointing dramatically as if she has an [[Ace Attorney|objection]]. Apparently this is a genetic trait: later, in season two, Sokka gets a little...intense while cheering and booing during the earthbending tournament.
* Rarity in ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' is prone to this, as per her [[Large Ham]] tendencies. The characters in general all seem to fall under the constant movement variant as even when they're just talking to each other, there's constant movement.