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== Adverts ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS4e1_gW6Es This advert] was banned in some countries because it showed what appeared to be a man masturbating. A woman walks as the man watches a nature program about bears and sees the man in action. The woman leaves in disgust, while the man looks to see what the fuss was all about. It’s was reveal the guy was just {{Spoiler| cleaning his shoes}} while watching TV.
== Anime & Manga ==
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== Literature ==
* In [[Theodore Sturgeon]]'s post-apocalyptic story ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20080206133317/http://baencd.thefifthimperium.com/13-TheBalticWarCD/TheBalticWarCD/The%20World%20Turned%20Upside%20Down/0743498747__29.htm Thunder and Roses]'', the marine narrator thinks the creaking cot behind him is because his bunkmate is enjoying the singing star's broadcast immensely. The bunkmate is actually committing suicide.
* In a variant, in ''The Throne Of Bones'' (no, not ''that'' kind), an in-universe author of horror stories complains that ignorant people sometimes assume his stories are for real. Among these is a tale in which he's harassed by a deformed monstrosity that arose from the semen he'd deposited while masturbating.
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* In ''[[The Simpsons]]'' episode "Like Father Like Clown", it is implied that Krusty's father thinks he is masturbating in the bathroom, it turns out he was doing a comedy routine with a spray bottle.
{{quote|'''Krusty''': ''Close the door!''}}
** In “The Computer Wore Menace Shoes”, Skinner is checking out Homer’s website when his mom, Agnes, ask if he was looking at porn. Skinner promptly tells Agnes that he wasn't, only to be called a sissy.
* In the ''[[King of the Hill]]'' episode "The Son Also Roses" Hank is suspicious as to why Bobby is spending so much time in his bedroom closet, it is implied that he thinks he is doing this, he is actually growing roses and he's hiding it because he didn't want Hank to find out.
** In another "Hank's Dirty Laundry" someone has been renting porn using Hank's name and getting fined for not returning one of the videos, the actual culprit we later find out is actually {{spoiler|Bill}}, at one point the culprit sends him some video tapes to provide clues that he did not rent them Hank locks himself in the bedroom to watch them Peggy walks in on him thinking he was masturbating and runs out, he was actually fiddling with a pencil while taking notes on the videos.
* In ''[[The Venture Bros]]'', Dean practises kissing kissing on his hand while imagining it's Triana, which leads to a misunderstanding with his father:
{{quote|'''Dr. Venture''': (knocking on bathroom door) Dean, what the hell are you doing in there? I need to take a shower!
'''Dean''': I'm [[Unusual Euphemism|practicing being a boyfriend]], pop.
'''Dr. Venture''': (recoiling) Nevermind, Dean. }}
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