Modern Family/Funny: Difference between revisions

* [http://www.nbc.com/emmys/video/modern-family-gone-mad/1246396/ Here] is the clip advertising Modern Family that was shown at the Emmys. While its not canon and [[Break the Fourth Wall|breaks the fourth wall]], it still hits the characterization and tone of the series perfectly. And its hilarious.

* Cam and Mitchell accidentally locking Lily in the car.

'''OnStar Operator:''' Really? }}

* Luke and Dunphy Towers. "There's no fire escapes, they cut corners! I'll cut your corners!"

** "Lesbians! In a wheelchair!"

* "Yesterday's lazy cures today's crazy." And pretty much the rest of that subplot.

* Mitchell's antics in general. First the pigeon thing, then the Princess Castle thing, then the Spider-Man thing...

* "Halloween" Gloria angrily speaking in a bad American accent after Jay makes fun of being hard to understand. Especially funny when she participates in Claire's haunted house "Welcome to your nightmare! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

** And then applying that method to Haley's studying. "Teacher of the year" indeed.

* Same episode as above, Luke's lack of faith in the police.

* Phil and Claire walking straight into a clearly labeled non-exit door after calling each other "Doctor" and "Professor."

* Phil and Claire's kids walking in on them while they were having sex...in the "doggy-style" position.

** Even funnier is Luke's reaction:

'' (Hayley looks horrified) '' }}

* Catching Jay singing karaoke, Manny pulls the plug on the machine and waves it threateningly at him.

** Even funnier is how he reacts to Jay's lack of action earlier in the episode.

* From ''The Musical Man'', there's the sequence at the end of the school play

** Also, the harness jamming and Luke becoming stuck in mid-air.

** Phil's ad on the car.

* In the recent "Mother's Day" episode, Luke talking about coyotes attacking them on their hike, and he'll protect them with a popsicle stick he sharpened that smells like lemon-lime, because that's a flavor coyotes hate.

'''Luke:''' Book? Wake up and smell the internet, grandma. }}

* From ''See You Next Fall'':

'''Alex''': Yes, I will be an Amazonian carnivorous fish! }}

* From ''Someone to Watch Over Lilly'':

''[[Funny Background Event|(Luke grabs the block of kitchen knives. Cameron grabs them and Mitchell replaces them with a bowl of fruit as Luke walks out.)]]'' }}

* Lily is aged to being able to talk, and the first thing we hear her talk about at any length is wanting to kill her prospective new brother.

* Claire trying to have a serious conversation with her daughters, as the sounds of Phil falling off a tightrope keep interrupting.

* This little clip from when the family is talking about [[The Blind Side]]:

'''Alex''': Offensive line.<br />

'''Phil''': Sorry. African American kid. }}

* Mitchell asking Lily if she wanted a princess hat, then spraying shaving cream all over her head.

* Gloria buys a helicopter for a boy who's house burned down.

'''Gloria''': Well when your house burn down you can have one. ([[Beat]]) Don't burn your house down. }}

* Gloria ordering a box of baby cheeses for Jay.

'''Jay''': *Pulls out a figurine of Baby Jesus from the box* }}

* From "Express Christmas

'''Manny''': I have a name! }}

** For the record, she was referring to a turkey.

* Gloria: "There are blind models? That's so sad! They can not see how pretty they are!"

* Phil freaking out that Claire, Alex and Haley are all [[PM Sing]] on the same day.

* The Little Fizbo bit in the episode Send Out the Clowns. Be prepared to not breath for a bit, it's that gut-bustingly funny.

* Jay argues with a neighbor whose dog keeps crapping in his yard. The guy says he never complained about Jay's parrot. Cue a montage showing Gloria shouting "Jay!".

* Starving Mitch crying about Snorkles the sea lion.

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'''Cam''': [[Sarcasm Mode|Surprise!]] }}

* Cam's zombie-like interview after having to stay up all night consoling Lily on losing one of her toys.