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* The pilot has the sequence with the BB gun.
* Cameron introducing Lily to the family, a la [[The Lion King]] with 'The Circle of Life' blasting (right after Mitchell has argued with his father's referring to Cam as "overdramatic").
* [[Two Words: Obvious Trope|Two Words.]] "What's Jagermeister?"
** "You know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."
* The whole intercutting of the ADHD discussion between Alex and Claire and Phil's actions in the garage.
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** The latter being followed by "Don't worry, I used to lose Manny all the time."
** Luke: I had bread, I had cheese, and I had an iron. What was I supposed to do?
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20101102215156/http://www.nbc.com/emmys/video/modern-family-gone-mad/1246396/ Here] is the clip advertising Modern Family that was shown at the Emmys. While its not canon and [[Break the Fourth Wall|breaks the fourth wall]], it still hits the characterization and tone of the series perfectly. And its hilarious.
* Cam and Mitchell accidentally locking Lily in the car.
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'''Mitchell:''' That's a man.
'''OnStar Operator:''' Really? }}
* Luke and Dunphy Towers. "There's no fire escapes, they cut corners! I'll cut your corners!"
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** "Lesbians! In a wheelchair!"
* "Yesterday's lazy cures today's crazy." And pretty much the rest of that subplot.
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* Mitchell's antics in general. First the pigeon thing, then the Princess Castle thing, then the Spider-Man thing...
* "Halloween" Gloria angrily speaking in a bad American accent after Jay makes fun of being hard to understand. Especially funny when she participates in Claire's haunted house "Welcome to your nightmare! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
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** And then applying that method to Haley's studying. "Teacher of the year" indeed.
* Same episode as above, Luke's lack of faith in the police.
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* Phil and Claire walking straight into a clearly labeled non-exit door after calling each other "Doctor" and "Professor."
* Phil and Claire's kids walking in on them while they were having sex...in the "doggy-style" position.
** Even funnier is Luke's reaction:
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'' (Hayley looks horrified) '' }}
* Catching Jay singing karaoke, Manny pulls the plug on the machine and waves it threateningly at him.
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** Even funnier is how he reacts to Jay's lack of action earlier in the episode.
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* From ''The Musical Man'', there's the sequence at the end of the school play
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** Also, the harness jamming and Luke becoming stuck in mid-air.
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** Phil's ad on the car.
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* In the recent "Mother's Day" episode, Luke talking about coyotes attacking them on their hike, and he'll protect them with a popsicle stick he sharpened that smells like lemon-lime, because that's a flavor coyotes hate.
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'''Luke:''' Did you know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
'''Alex:''' Okay, what book did you get this information from?
'''Luke:''' Book? Wake up and smell the internet, grandma. }}
* From ''See You Next Fall'':
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'''Alex''': Yes, I will be an Amazonian carnivorous fish! }}
* From ''Someone to Watch Over Lilly'':
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'''Phil''': ''(as he attempts to put out a kitchen fire)'' Good for you, buddy.
''[[Funny Background Event|(Luke grabs the block of kitchen knives. Cameron grabs them and Mitchell replaces them with a bowl of fruit as Luke walks out.)]]'' }}
* Lily is aged to being able to talk, and the first thing we hear her talk about at any length is wanting to kill her prospective new brother.
* Claire trying to have a serious conversation with her daughters, as the sounds of Phil falling off a tightrope keep interrupting.
* This little clip from when the family is talking about [[The Blind Side]]:
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'''Alex''': Offensive line.<br />
'''Phil''': Sorry. African American kid. }}
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* Mitchell asking Lily if she wanted a princess hat, then spraying shaving cream all over her head.
* Gloria buys a helicopter for a boy who's house burned down.
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'''Manny''': Isn't that the one I asked for?
'''Gloria''': Well when your house burn down you can have one. ([[Beat]]) Don't burn your house down. }}
* Gloria ordering a box of baby cheeses for Jay.
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'''Gloria''':I told you! A box of baby cheeses!
'''Jay''': *Pulls out a figurine of Baby Jesus from the box* }}
* From "Express Christmas
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'''Manny''': I have a name! }}
** For the record, she was referring to a turkey.
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* Gloria: "There are blind models? That's so sad! They can not see how pretty they are!"
* Phil freaking out that Claire, Alex and Haley are all [[PM Sing]] on the same day.
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* The Little Fizbo bit in the episode Send Out the Clowns. Be prepared to not breath for a bit, it's that gut-bustingly funny.
* Jay argues with a neighbor whose dog keeps crapping in his yard. The guy says he never complained about Jay's parrot. Cue a montage showing Gloria shouting "Jay!".
* Starving Mitch crying about Snorkles the sea lion.
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'''Cam''': [[Sarcasm Mode|Surprise!]] }}
* Cam's zombie-like interview after having to stay up all night consoling Lily on losing one of her toys.
* From the Disneyland episode, the whole "Lily on a leash"
* Also from Disneyland: Dylan's time in costume as Little John.
* The whole family arguing through clenched smiles while imitating a Norman Rockwell painting.
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