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Modern Toss is a series of cartoon booklets and books aimed at adults, and a ([[Roger Rabbit Effect|mostly]]) animated channel 4 sketch show based on them.

* Alan: A sociopathic, scribble-like creature who plays extreme practical jokes on his [[Asshole Victim|middle-class brother-in-law]], usually involving Alan turning up uninvited to a social event, causing a large amount of destruction to the tune of "I Like To Move It" by Reel 2 Real before running away, leaving his brother-in-law to shout "Come back, Alan, you wanker!"

* Citizens Advice/Customer Services: Consisting of irate and often illogical complaints from members of the public, about goods, services and employers.

* Drive-by Abuser Considers...:[[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Featuring a man on a moped who shouting pointless insults at people, animals or inanimate objects he drives past]].

* Fly talk: Conversations between flies about humans they've encountered, sometimes mentioning celebrities including Chris Martin and 50 Cent..

* Work: Consisting of a chav explaining why he won't be or hasn't been showing up to work. His excuses generally come down to not wanting to.

* [[Asshole Victim]]: Watch an Alan sketch and try to feel the characters don't deserve what's coming to them.

* [[Captain Obvious]]: Drive-by Abuser.

* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: The announcer gets points here, putting on a BBC voice-over voice. Especially funny when she uses characters quotes in her deadpan voice.

* [[Pet the Dog]]: Drive-by Abuser considers power stations. Turns out he's a fan.

 

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