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{{quote|''"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."'' |'''Jack Handey'''}}
{{quote|''"Yes... They all float..."'' (referring to balloons)
''"And when you're down here with me, you'll float too!"''|'''Pennywise (played by the equally scary Tim Curry)'''}}
{{quote|''TC: I AM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. ''
''TC: and paint the wicked pictures with your motherfuckin blood. ''
''TC: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES. ''
''TC: your crushed bones will make my special stardust. ''
''TC: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, [[Kill the Cutie|BROTHER.]] ''|'''Gamzee Makara''', ''[[Homestuck]]''}}
{{quote|'''Napalm Man:''' The fact of the matter is that [[Final Fantasy VI|Kefka]] is nothing more than a glorified clown.
'''Cut Man:''' I believe you underestimate the sheer fear-inducing energy a clown possesses. Take [[Batman|the Joker]] for example. For starters, he was played by Jack Nicholson. That's kinda scary enough. Then he was played by Mark Hamill, the most evil voice actor in the world. To hell with acting, Mark Hamill WAS the Joker. Also, clowns with chainsaws? '''SCARY AS ALL HOLY HELL.''' That should be outlawed in every place on Earth. Ever. And look at Kefka himself. He looks like he fell off the insanity tree, hit every branch on the way down, then hit a trampoline, and hit them again.
'''Napalm Man:''' But Why would Emperor Ghestahl even have Kefka as a high-ranking member of the military if he looked like a clown?
'''Cut Man:''' When you're charging at your enemy, who's charging at you with their weapon drawn... who would you rather see? One of those evil ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' orcs? Or an insane clown?|'''[[In Wily's Defense]] [http://iwd.fetchquest.com/archives.php?type{{=}}iwd&c{{=}}512 512: Clowns Are Freaking Scary]'''}}
{{quote|''There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.''|Lon Chaney, Sr.}}
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{{quote|''"I think I suddenly remember why I'm afraid of clowns. I mean, Bozo is funny but this clown is not. He is a psychopathic clown with deep psychological issues who looks like he put on his grandmother's makeup wrong."''|[[That Guy With The Glasses|Chester A. Bum]] in his review on [[Dark Knight Trilogy|The Dark Knight.]] }}
{{quote|''Clown smash!''|'''Protoclown''', ''[[The Tick (animation)]]''}}
{{quote|'''''Run.'''''|'''The clown from Toaster's nightmare''', ''[[The Brave Little Toaster]]''}}
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{{quote|''"And laughter rose from the circus tent as the clowns drove on in their happy jalopy and gave balloons to the children, and when they left there were smiles on the faces of nearly all those in the audience, except for the very clever children who sensed that there was more to clowns than bright suits and funny cars and oversized feet, and that if you were wise you didn't laugh at them, and you stayed out of their way, and you never pryed into their business, for clowns are lonely and angry and want company in their misery. They are always seeking, always searching for new clowns to join them..."''|''Some Children Wander By Mistake''}}
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{{quote|''Sugar Krinkles was eventually pulled from the shelf, but Krinkles the Clown continued to find work. He now appears in mirrors every time you look away from them.''|[[Cracked.com|Cracked]], '''[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-baffling-food-mascots-all-time_p2/#ixzz1UFxold00 The 8 Most Baffling Food Mascots of All Time]'''}}
{{quote|''And there's this clown...but it's not a very funny clown. He made me realize why I'm so afraid of clowns.''|'''[[Bum Reviews|Chester A. Bum]]''' reviewing ''[[The Dark Knight]]''}}
{{quote|''Remember when the circus came to town
''How you were frightened by the clown...''|[[Paul Williams]], "You and Me Against the World"}}
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