Monster Clown/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."'' |'''Jack Handey'''}}

 

''"And when you're down here with me, you'll float too!"''|'''Pennywise (played by the equally scary Tim Curry)'''}}

 

''TC: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, [[Kill the Cutie|BROTHER.]] ''|'''Gamzee Makara''', ''[[Homestuck]]''}}

 

{{quote|''"And laughter rose from the circus tent as the clowns drove on in their happy jalopy and gave balloons to the children, and when they left there were smiles on the faces of nearly all those in the audience, except for the very clever children who sensed that there was more to clowns than bright suits and funny cars and oversized feet, and that if you were wise you didn't laugh at them, and you stayed out of their way, and you never pryed into their business, for clowns are lonely and angry and want company in their misery. They are always seeking, always searching for new clowns to join them..."''|''Some Children Wander By Mistake''}}

 

 

{{quote|''Sugar Krinkles was eventually pulled from the shelf, but Krinkles the Clown continued to find work. He now appears in mirrors every time you look away from them.''|[[Cracked.com|Cracked]], '''[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-baffling-food-mascots-all-time_p2/#ixzz1UFxold00 The 8 Most Baffling Food Mascots of All Time]'''}}