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{{quote|The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and evil clowns.|'''Unknown'''}}
{{quote|''"Few things are as hopelessly saturated with the stink of fear and death as a colorful, smiling clown. As my four-year-old son put it after having clowns explained to him: 'So clowns are supposed to be funny, but then they accidentally make you sad and afraid?'"''|'''[[
{{quote|''"You know... clowns can get away with murder!"''|'''John Wayne Gacy''' (allegedly said to taunt police shortly before his arrest)}}
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''TC: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES. ''<br />
''TC: your crushed bones will make my special stardust. ''<br />
''TC: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, [[Kill the Cutie|BROTHER.]] ''|'''Gamzee Makara''', ''[[
{{quote|'''Napalm Man:''' The fact of the matter is that [[Final Fantasy VI
'''Cut Man:''' I believe you underestimate the sheer fear-inducing energy a clown possesses. Take [[Batman|the Joker]] for example. For starters, he was played by Jack Nicholson. That's kinda scary enough. Then he was played by Mark Hamill, the most evil voice actor in the world. To hell with acting, Mark Hamill WAS the Joker. Also, clowns with chainsaws? '''SCARY AS ALL HOLY HELL.''' That should be outlawed in every place on Earth. Ever. And look at Kefka himself. He looks like he fell off the insanity tree, hit every branch on the way down, then hit a trampoline, and hit them again.<br />
'''Napalm Man:''' But Why would Emperor Ghestahl even have Kefka as a high-ranking member of the military if he looked like a clown?<br />
'''Cut Man:''' When you're charging at your enemy, who's charging at you with their weapon drawn... who would you rather see? One of those evil ''[[Lord of the Rings]]'' orcs? Or an insane clown?|'''[[
{{quote|''There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.''|Lon Chaney, Sr.}}
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{{quote|''Why so serious?... Let's put a smile on that face!''|'''The Joker''', ''[[The Dark Knight]]''}}
{{quote|''You [[Face Heel Turn|were]] a wonderful clown once. Inventive, funny, outrageous.''|'''Bellboy''', in ''[[Doctor Who
{{quote|''"I think I suddenly remember why I'm afraid of clowns. I mean, Bozo is funny but this clown is not. He is a psychopathic clown with deep psychological issues who looks like he put on his grandmother's makeup wrong."''|[[That Guy With
{{quote|''Clown smash!''|'''Protoclown''', ''[[The Tick]]''}}
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{{quote| ''With Krinkles the Clown as the mascot, every serving of Sugar Krinkles now had the vitamins and minerals of one handful of flesh and the fear you need to get you going in the morning. The prize inside every box was whispers. Whenever you lost a kitchen knife in 1969, you would somehow always find it inside New Post's Sugar Krinkles. The side of the box had photos of missing children, but each of them was labeled "Ingredients."''}}
{{quote|''Sugar Krinkles was eventually pulled from the shelf, but Krinkles the Clown continued to find work. He now appears in mirrors every time you look away from them.''|[[Cracked
{{quote|''And there's this clown...but it's not a very funny clown. He made me realize why I'm so afraid of clowns.''|'''[[Bum Reviews
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