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* Lon Chaney, Sr., "The Man of a Thousand Faces", and perhaps the single most iconic (as well as genuinely frightening) horror actor from the silent film era, once made the observation that "There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight."
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20100102022526/http://lovelylisting.com/2009/07/no-no-no-no-no-no-no.html Look! Clowns!] (This is supposed to have ''sold'' a house?)
* You can now [https://web.archive.org/web/20121120111914/http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-stalking-threats-and-a-pie-in-the-face hire a monster clown] to stalk small children a week before their birthday. He'll leave phone calls, post notes about how he's watching them and how he'll attack them and on their birthday, he'll smash a cake in their face.
** Jesus, what kind of parents would do ''that'' to their kid?
* Inverted by rodeo bullfighters, who dress like clowns to deal with situations (out-of-control bulls) which would scare the living shit out of practically anyone.