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* The titular character of ''[[Mouse]]'' has a tendency to make off with entire buildings just to get at one small treasure.
* Atomsk the Pirate King from ''[[FLCL]]'' is said to have stolen entire solar systems.
* Issac and Miria from ''[[Baccano!]]!'' style themselves as Monumental Thieves. However, their ambition is offset by one simple fact: they are ... [[Cloudcuckoolander|mentally interesting]]. (For example, they once attempted to steal all of History itself... by stealing the front step of a museum, rendering it impossible to enter. Another theft saw them attempt to steal from the very Earth itself... by mining for gold. For nine months. In a cave that had no prior history of ever yielding gold.)
** [[Cloudcuckoolander|But the centipede]]! [[Sadly Mythtaken|Said to be the god of gold mining in countries of the Orient]], [[Large Ham|there's no way stealing from the cave it crawled in front of could fail to work]]! [[You Fail History Forever|Since nobody has ever stolen gold from the earth itself]], [[You Fail Logic Forever|that just means]] [[Refuge in Audacity|it should be that much more amazing]] [[Logical Fallacies|when they]] ''[[Logical Fallacies|do]]'' [[Logical Fallacies|pull off the heist]]!