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[[File:Mr_Sunshine_7574.jpg|frame|Could he ''be'' any more cynical?]]
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'''Alice''': Aw, you're becoming an actual human being!<br />
'''Ben''': Well I don't like it! }}
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** Of course [[The Ace|Alonso]] who has never even picked up a racket has Perry running frantically to keep up.
* [[Cat Fight]]: How the double date ends.
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'''Heather:''' I should slap you.
'''Stephanie:''' I should slap ''you''.
'''Ben:''' [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|I'm gonna stay.]] }}
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Crystal Cohen. Also, her son Roman. He really likes boats.
* [[Completely Missing the Point]]: Crystal, when Ben shows her a certain photo.
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'''Crystal:''' Ooh! Look at my arms! Pilates is paying off.
'''Ben:''' Yes; may I direct your attention to the terrified child you're hurling through the air? }}
* [[Crazy Prepared]]: Heather, though she may just be crazy. When no one can park because the traffic guys are at Crystal's house detailing her cars and the gate's still locked:
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* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Ben
* [[The Ditz]]: Roman. He ''literally'' knows nothing.
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* [[Fan Service]]: Lingerie football.
* [[Forgotten Birthday]]: Averted in the pilot, Heather puts "Happy Birthday BEN" on the big screen, but in the next episode absolutely no one realizes that its the 10th anniversary of Ben working at the arena.
* [[Friends with Benefits]]: Ben and Alice are this in the backstory, but she leaves him in the pilot for his best friend.
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]]: Invoked by Heather's sister.
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'''Stephanie:''' Wanna watch me make out with the hostess?
'''Ben:''' Really?
'''Stephanie:''' No. I'm not ''that'' great. }}
* [[Grievous Harm with a Body]]: When Crystal stops using the child as a shield, she hurls him at the clowns.
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* [[Intoxication Ensues]]: Crystal took a pill. She is then entirely stoned.
* [[Jerkass]]: The teen pop star, played by Nick Jonas, of episode two. Makes outrageous demands and is fully aware that he's a nightmare.
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* [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]]: Ben. Possibly Crystal.
* [[Kill It with Fire]]: Apparently, Heather's MO. Also how Roman proves his love to her.
* [[Literal Metaphor]]: In the pilot, after {{spoiler|Crystal dumps Ben for Alonzo}}, [[Brick Joke|the missing elephant appears]].
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'''Ben''' [''walking away'']: Yeah, I know.
'''Alonzo''': Ben?
[''Ben turns. The elephant trumpets.'']
'''Ben''': Oh, I see what you mean. }}
* [[Liz Lemon Job]]: Ben's job in a nutshell.
* [[Loony Fan]]: Ben, to [[Tony Hawk]] and [[Carrie Underwood]], though it's more a business thing with him.
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'''Ben:''' Oh? I do? I love Tony Hawk! How did this happen?
'''Heather:''' He called saying he got all your letters asking to include the Sunshine Center on his tour and that he'd like to have dinner tonight to discuss it.
'''Ben:''' Tony Hawk; this is so exciting. I guess you're right; if you pester celebrities long enough eventually they have to notice you. Oh! Let's go ahead and send another muffin basket to Carrie Underwood. }}
** Also Heather of... the Unabomber...
* [[Lovable Sex Maniac]]: Crystal
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* [[Love At First Sight]]: Roman and Heather
* [[Ludicrous Precision]]: Within the first thirty seconds of the first episode.
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** It's perfectly reasonable for the person who runs a major arena to know what the maximum seating capacity is, though not necessarily to mention it every time he describes his job.
* [[Mama Bear]]: Heather, to her sister. Apparently, that guy she lit on fire? Yeah, he broke up with her sister.
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** "Don't look in that drawer. It will change you."
* [[Noodle Incident]]: Crystal picked up a child to use as a shield to defend herself from clowns with axes. Then she threw him at the clowns. Ben bribed the photographers to use a photo that made it look a bit more like she was ''hugging'' the child.
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'''Ben:''' More than when you kicked the policeman , less than when you [[Kill It with Water|sank the mayor's boat.]] }}
* [[Oh Crap]]: Ben walks around a corner and finds himself face to face with an angry bull. Then he starts [[Subverted Trope|talking to it about his girl troubles]].
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* [[Please Dump Me]]: Ben doesn't want Heather to set him on fire for dumping Stephanie, so he tries to get Stephanie to dump him.
* [[Racist Grandma]]: Crystal, sort of. "I specifically requested an asian" (about a group of ''children''). Then she sings a '''song'''.
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* [[Sour Supporter]]: Ben will help Crystal out with her shenanigans and her lusty lustings and trying to get to know her son and running her arena, but he's not particularly nice about it.
* [[Speed Sex]]: Alice mocks Ben. Since they then proceed to have sex, she was probably joking. Probably.
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* [[Supervillain Lair]]: Crystal has a second, secret office. It has a bar, a bed, a closet, and a grand piano.
* [[This Is Wrong on So Many Levels]]: The pop star tells Ben to get him a teen girl's phone number (the hottest girl). This is frightfully easy, and Ben is unhappy about it.
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'''Girl:''' Sure!
'''Ben:''' Sure? Just like that? Why don't I just give you a ride home, too?
'''Girl:''' Okay!
'''Ben:''' Oh my god! I do not approve of this behavior young lady, that is dangerous! [[Hypocritical Humor|Is that an eight?]] }}
* [[Too Incompetent to Operate a Blanket]]: Roman is not a fry cook. He tells Ben this while putting heavy bandages on BOTH his hands.
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* [[Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist]]: All over the place.
* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?]]: Crystal is terrified of clowns. Then she's charged by a horde of axe-wielding clowns...
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