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* '''''"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"'''''
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* "STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.
* "I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT" Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
* "[[This Is
** "Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black... ... ...She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
** This was written after Willow was killed off in reflection of the deteriorating relationship between author Tara and beta reader/Willow's inspiration, Raven. At this point Tara appears to be sucking up to get Raven to help her make the story legible again. {{spoiler|She doesn't}}.
* "The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!!!!" Snape [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|ejaculated menacingly]]. "You fucking preppy fags!" Serious shouted angrily.
* "Volfemort has him [[Bound and Gagged|bondage]]!" (Repeated twice in the same chapter as exposition.)
* "[[Serious Business|You fucking bustard]]!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to [[Precision F
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* "VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.
* "Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall.
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* Then......... I took off Draco's MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a [[Sylvester Stallone|stallone]].
** [[Hilarious in Hindsight|Stallone did make a porno early on in his career.]]
* But it was to late. I knew what I herd. [[Wangst|I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring]]. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my [[Freudian Slip|feces]] like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). [[What Do You Mean
* I laffed [[You Fail Statistics Forever|statistically]].
* We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn't there. Instead there was................................................Cornelio Fuck!11111
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* "Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose ([[Don't Explain the Joke|basically like Voldemort in the movie]]) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was...... {{spoiler|[[The Untwist|Voldemort]]}}!"
* Voldemort wears high-heels. They loudly clack as he walks.
* "[[So Beautiful
* "BECAUSE...BECAUSE...." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.
* Ebony eats Count Chocula for breakfast as a sign of how "goffic" she is. True, she eats it with blood rather than milk, but that's even funnier.
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* Anything Britney does. Seriously.
* "Well 2 be honest [[Shaped Like Itself|Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap]] bak den." said James.
* [[The Lord of the Rings|Tom Bombadil's]]/[[The Matrix|Tom]] [[
* "I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn’t have a headache or else he would have said something back. Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. “U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!”
* WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS [[Narm|XTREMLY SCRAY]]. VIOWER [[Freudian Slip|EXCRETION]] ADVISD
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* "[[Gratuitous Japanese|Kawai]]." B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a [[I Love the Dead|necphilak]]."
** Becomes even funnier when she comes back from the dead the very next chapter with no explanation whatsoever.
* I found another [[My Immortal]] fanfic... With [
* Meta-example: Managing to finish the damn fic without throwing up.
* Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. “Why didn't you fucking tell me!” he shouted.
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