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* Draco: 'Nuff said.
* It works especially well with this scene:
{{quote| '''Dylan Saunders as Dumbledore''': They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!\}}
'''Joe Moses as Snape''': How dare you! '''Lauren Lopez as Draco''': BECAUSE ''[fails to strike pose]'' I LOVE HER! '''Joe Moses as Snape''': Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms. ''[hammily exits stage]''
* Ebony is musical!Cho. "Ebony" is just her "goffic" name in the same way that "Vampire" is Harry's "goffic" name. Or at least very least, Ebony is "played" by Devin Lytle with the Southern accent.
{{quote| '''Devin Lytle as Ebony''': WTF, is that why y'all wanted condoms?<br />
'''Brian Holden as Lupin''': Only you wouldn't give them to me!<br />
'''Devin Lytle as Ebony''': ''[flirtily]'' Well, you shoulda told me.<br />
'''Joe Moses as Snape''': You dimwit! }}
== My Immortal is a satire of 21st century teen fantasy fiction ==
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She was created to make great works of fiction but went rampant and wrote this in an attempt to become a god by brown noting everyone on the planet.
* When she went rampant, she lost some of her vocabulary for real: the technical one. The badly written sex scenes actually are attempts to fix her:
{{quote| Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what}}
refers to a diagnostic plug and a diagnostic port, for example.
 
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You know, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTosQerWBzU THIS video?] Come on. Think about it. The demeanor just... fits, what with the horrible vocabulary and strong tendency to curse out and threaten those who criticize her. This was what Tara was like in real life; she was a white "gangstuh" (I wont use the word "wigger" because the [[Moral Guardians]] will get on to me). However, unbeknownst to those around her, Tara actually had a secret desire: a desire to be goffik. But sadly, do to the cruel world we live in, she had no doubt that she would've lost all her "gangstuh" friends if she all of a sudden became a goff and revealed her love for MCR, GC, Evanescence, and the like. The only person she knew in the same situation was Jenny (a.k.a. Raven), who she would have secret Gerard Way worshipping parties with. One day though, she came up with a brilliant idea: Write a fanfic for [[Harry Potter|her favorite book/film series]] that would feature a goffik protaganist who would also be her [[Author Avatar|Author Avatar/Surrogate]], and employ <s> Jenny</s> "Raven" as the "editor" of said fanfic. Little did Tara know just how <s> [[Gone Horribly Wrong|horribly wrong]]</s> [[Gone Horribly Right|horribly right]] [[So Bad It's Good|things would go....]] Also, LILSHOWSTOPPA posted her video in Feb 2007, at which point in time ''My Immortal'' was still being published and, funnily enough, both Tara and LILSHOWSTOPPA stopped (verifiably) updating around the same time. Maybe Tara gave up on the internet after the second hacking locked her out of her FF account? For further proof, I present this line as evidence:
 
{{quote| "Then swooped he [Hargrid] in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent."}}
 
** Alternatively, Tara and LILSHOWSTOPPA are ''the same'' '''''troll'''''.