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== Tara is actually an intelligent, well-informed person. ==
Despite the abysmal quality of the characters and plot, there's numerous evidence for this theory. Why are all the funny or dirty malapropisms spelt correctly? "Masturbate" is spelt as "masticate" which is a pretty advanced word for a 13-year-old to use. Sirius' name is spelt alternately as Sodomize, Socrates and Spartacus. The last two names are not the sort of names a typical teenager would come up with. Therefore Tara must be reasonably well-read in some ancient history.
* Alternately, Tara was bullied at school and retreated into books, where she got her vocabulary. She decided to write badly so that she would look cool and not nerdy. Needless to say, it didn't work.
** Well, if you believe [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1413070/XXXmidnitegoffXXX this guy]'s confession, Tara-- or rather, ''Todd''-- actually was bullied in school, and he created "Tara" as a kind of lightning rod to attract people's bad attention away from him.
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