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* [[Thirty-Sue Pileup]]: Let us count the ways...
** [[Mary Sue]]: Ebony. Just... Ebony. Tara denies it (despite many noticeable Freudian slips in which other characters refer to Ebony as "Tata" "Tara" and "TaEbory"), and responds to her preppy haters with this:
{{quote| ''I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY nut mary su OK!''}}
** [[Parody Sue]]: Depends on whether Gilesbie's a troll or not -- if so, one of the best examples.
** [[Possession Sue]]: Draco just reeks of this.
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** About the only form of Mary Sue which Ebony doesn't fit is [[Purity Sue]]/[[Mary Sue Classic]]. And even there, she never "soils" herself by having sex with another female despite her claims that she's bi, and she's quick to tell us that because she's a girl she didn't get an erection, you sickos. She's also a valiant fighter for Truth, Justice, and the Goth Way, and will defend the world against the preps with her dying breath -- which in the world of Tara Gillespie almost makes her a paladin of [[Incorruptible Pure Pureness]].
* [[Wangst]]: Ebony's constant whining. And this gem from Draco:
{{quote| '''"No one fucking understands me!1"''' ''he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz.}}
* [[What an Idiot!]]: Ebony/Enoby, despite being told that Draco and Harry were a couple long before Draco put his boy's thingy in hers, insists on believing that Draco cheated on her. About a paragraph later she has a "brainstorm" and wonders if Draco and Harry dated ''before she started dating Draco.'' Whether this is genuine stupidity on [[My Nayme Is|Enoby's]] part, or the result of Tara forgetting what she just wrote, we may never know.