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The quaint little town of Gold Lick, Oregon, [[Town with a Dark Secret|has a problem.]] After a group of horny teenagers trying to get laid in a cemetery accidentally let an ancient Chinese spirit of war [[Odd Job Gods|and bean curd]] loose upon their homes, Gold Lick's small population (339) gets a little smaller every day. Thus, a local Bruce Campbell fan named Jeff decides to do the logical thing: recruit [[Bruce Campbell|the man himself,]] presently shooting his latest film masterpiece, ''[[There's No B in Movie|Cave Alien 2]]'', to fight the demon off.
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* [[Adam Westing]] - [[Bruce Campbell]] plays himself as a drunk, surly, borderline broke B-actor living in a trailer.
* [[Almost Kiss]] - Mercilessy played with Bruce and Kelly.
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* [[Awesome but Impractical]]: "You know Jeff, I've gotten a lot of use out of [[Chainsaw Good|chainsaws]] over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy."
* [[Genre Savvy]] - Jeff, except his choice of heroes turns out not to translate well into real life. Bruce later plays the trope straight when he finally snaps into hero mode.
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* [[Weaksauce Weakness]] - Guan-Di cannot hurt anyone who eats bean curd, or allow any bean curd to come to harm.
* [[Your Cheating Heart]]/[[Anything That Moves]]
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'''Cheryl''': You slept with the dog sitter.
'''Bruce''': One lousy mistake!
'''Cheryl''': ''All'' of them.
'''Bruce''': Ten lousy mistakes! }}
* [[Your Secrets Safe With Me Superman]]
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