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* '''Enforced''': "The ratings are decaying?! Inconceivable! Add another dose of Fanservice to the mix! [[All Men Are Perverts|That's what our audience wants, right?]]"
* '''Lampshaded''':
{{quote| '''Ayane''': Don't you like it, Hiro? If you wish, I can ditch the apron too.<br />
'''Hiro''': No, no, no, no, no! There's no need for it Ayane, so please keep the apron.<br />
'''Ayane''': It's getting kinda hot around here... I'll ditch it anyway!<br />
[[Dress Hits Floor|(cue the camera shot at floor level as Ayane takes off the apron)]] }}
* '''Invoked''': Ayane is a sexy, but rather unsuccessful cook that also happens to be running a restaurant, which is about to close due the lack of clients. But then she gets the idea of cooking while wearing only an apron as a publicity stunt. The trick works, as the clients are more than willing to pay for and even eat the disgusting dishes [[All Men Are Perverts|just to watch Ayane doing her job]].
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** "Hell no! I know a guy, who knows a guy, who's wife did that, and she [[Body Horror|spilt hot grease down her front]]. By the time she got back from her skin grafts, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|the flapjacks were ice cold]]."
* '''Discussed''':
{{quote| '''Akira''': Dude, life is not fair! That friggin' Hiro has a super sexy girl that makes him breakfast while only wearing an apron, and he doesn't even pay attention to her! What's his problem!?<br />
'''Shiro''': Do you think he might be gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but...<br />
'''Akira''': No, it doesn't come close to explain it. Maybe... Maybe [[They Look Like Us Now|an alien's replaced our friend]] with an evil duplicate! <br />
'''Shiro''': That would certainly explain [[Weirdness Magnet|some of the weird things]] we've suffered together. }}
* '''Conversed''':
{{quote| '''Alice''': Seeing it from an objective angle, cooking while being almost naked must be incredibly unpractical.<br />
'''Bob''': Oh, yeah! I kinda understand what you mean. Like that time I tried [[Fan Disservice|to fry bacon while shirtless]] and ended up with first degree burns.<br />
'''Alice''': Aaaaargh! [[Too Much Information|I didn't needed to know that!]] }}