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* A few months ago, a guy was hit by a car. His name? '''[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ Lord Jesus Christ]'''. He was named after [[Jesus]], founding figure of [[Christianity]].
* '''[[Andrew Johnson]]''' was not only (1) the President who was impeached but also: (2) a politician for the Prohibition Party in the 1940's; (3) an Asian actor; (4) an architect; (5) a British footballer; (6) a cross-country skier; and (7) a Civil War soldier.
* One '''Ben ''Johnson''''' was a prolific actor. Another Ben Johnson was disqualifed from the 1988 Summer Olympics after testing positive for a banned steroid. Ben ''Jonson'' was an English playwright and poet, whose artistry exerted a lasting impact upon English poetry and stage comedy.
* '''Charles Johnson''': Defensive end for the Carolina Panthers, former journeyman catcher in Major League Baseball, and still finds time to be a left-wing political blogger.
** The University of Colorado also had two players on their 1990 football team named '''Charles Johnson'''. One was a wide receiver who later spent nine seasons in the NFL. The other was the quarterback who won the infamous [[wikipedia:Fifth Down Game (1990)|"Fifth Down Game"]] against Missouri.
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