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== Film ==
* In ''[[Undercover Brother]]'', they're discussing what party a prominent black general might run for President under. One character suggests he might go Republican:
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'''Smart Brother''': They're the party of Lincoln. He freed the slaves.
'''Conspiracy Brother''': Okay, name ''two things lately''! }}
* [[Life of Brian|"Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the freshwater system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"]]
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*** Oh, ''peace''? Shut up!
* ''[[Major League]]'' (in the commercial but not the movie) and its sequel (in the actual movie):
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'''Ricky''': Name one.
'''Jake''': Yellowstone. }}
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== Live Action TV ==
* ''Acapulco H.E.A.T.'' episode "Code Name: Frame-Up"
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'''Ashley:''' I can think of lots of people.
'''Mike:''' Name one.
'''Ashley:''' Mike Savage.
'''Mike:''' You got me there, didn't you. }}
* ''[[Beverly Hills, 90210]]'' episode "Beach Blanket Brandon"
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'''David Silver:''' I'll betcha not one girl there has ever met a California stud before. }}
* ''[[
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'''Endora:''' Name one.
'''Samantha:''' Well, he has a nice firm jaw. }}
* ''[[Boy Meets World]]''
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'''Harley:''' Tires. Steel belted. }}
* ''[[Cheers]]'' episode "Someday My Prince Will Come"
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'''Diane Chambers:''' Not entirely.
'''Sam:''' Yes entirely. Name one other reason why anyone would go out with me? Come on, name one. You can't, can you?
'''Diane:''' [mockingly] No Sam, I can't. }}
* In the ''[[
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'''Brent Leroy:''' I can't.
'''Oscar:''' See? They're all stupid.
'''Brent:''' No. I just haven't seen one. }}
** Also:
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'''Emma:''' Okay.
''(Montage of shoddy woodworking projects Oscar has done)''
'''Oscar:''' I said one. }}
* ''[[Extras]]'' episode "Orlando Bloom"
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'''Andy Millman:''' Black people ''are'' funny, Keith.
'''Keith:''' Name one black person that's funny.
'''Andy:''' I can name you loads of black people that are funny... Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy.
'''Keith:''' British.
'''Andy:''' Don't change the rules halfway through. }}
* ''[[Firefly]]'' episode "War Stories"
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'''Wash:''' Name one!
'''Mal:''' She married you! }}
* ''[[Friends]]''
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'''Chandler:''' Maureen Rosilla.
'''Ross:''' "'Cause she doesn't hate Yanni" is not a real reason. }}
** When Phoebe becomes a surrogate mother of triplets, he wants to name one of the babies Joey or Chandler:
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'''Chandler:''' [[Raymond Chandler]].
'''Joey:''' Someone you didn’t make up! }}
* ''[[Homicide: Life
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'''Det. Stan Bolander:''' How 'bout the fact that I haven't killed you yet? }}
* ''[[
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'''Steph Dean:''' [[The Beatles]].
'''Declan:''' Apart from The Beatles.
'''Steph:''' Oasis. Oh, and Abba!
'''Declan:''' Do we look like Abba? }}
* ''[[NCIS]]''
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'''Anthony DiNozzo:''' Name one.
'''Caitlin:''' The man's been married, like, four times. }}
* ''[[News Radio]]'' episode "Movie Star"
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'''Lisa Miller:''' Oh, really? Name one.
'''Dave:''' Dave Nelson. }}
* ''[[Press Gang]]''
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'''Lynda:''' Name one. [snip]
'''Kenny:''' Oh, I don't like Mr. Cavendish the maths teacher.
'''Lynda:''' Well, nobody likes him, he's a half-dead, senile, old psychopath!
'''Kenny:''' Oh Lynda, he's not that bad. }}
* ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'':
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'''Dr. Jackson:''' Stranger things have happened.
'''Teal'c:''' Name but one.
'''Dr. Jackson:''' Well, there was [[Continuity Nod|the time he got really old, the time he became a caveman, the time we all swapped bodies...]] }}
* [[Invoked]] in ''[[Yes Prime Minister]]'':
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* ''[[Roseanne]]'':
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'''Dan''': Name one.
'''Roseanne''': You're a compulsive list-maker.
'''Dan''': Name two.
'''Roseanne''': Shut up. }}
* ''[[
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'''Sheldon:''' Name one time I've ever done that.
'''Leonard:''' ''(gives him a disbelieving look, as do Raj and Howard)'' How about when you put GPS trackers in your garbage because you were convinced North Korean spies were stealing your doodles? The chicken nuggets that you were sure were human nuggets? The strangely-shaped cloud that was following you around town? The time you put my shirt on by mistake [[Sarcasm Mode|and were sure you started]] ''growing'' [[Sarcasm Mode|again!]]
'''Sheldon:''' ''([[Beat]])'' I said name ''one.'' You really need to work on your listening skills. }}
* From [[Drake and Josh]]:
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'''Drake:''' Name two.
'''Josh:''' ''(sadly)'' I can't! }}
* An early [[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]] episode:
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'''Sam:''' Name three children that you even know. ''(Dean scratches his head, Sam walks off)''
'''Dean:''' I'm thinking! }}
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== Stand-Up Comedy ==
* [[George Carlin]], after wondering why when it's a human it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken it's an omelette, posits that "chickens are decent people", then challenges the audience:
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== Web Original ==
* Variation: in ''[[Red vs. Blue]]: Reconstruction'', Washington asks the Red and Blue teams to name just one thing that ever happened to them that wasn't preceded by a call to command, or getting a new team member or piece of equipment. The difference here is that no one says anything, because nothing ever ''did'' happen.
* In [[
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'''Jotaro''': Oh, yeah?
'''Dio''': Yeah!
'''Jotaro''': Oh, really?
'''Dio''': Yeah! Yeah, that's right!!
'''Jotaro''': Okay, name ''one''.
'''Dio''': I can name ''seven''!! There's... there's Stan... and... and Gavin... Muhammad... another Muhammad... Bro Josh... [[
'''Jotaro''': (interrupts) You're not friends with Robocop.
'''Dio''': (angry) Yes I am! It says so on [[
'''Jotaro''': Facebook doesn't count!
'''Dio''': Yes it does!! }}
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== Web Animation ==
* A variation on the phrase from ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoNgMVFQNBI Spiderman 3: How It Should Have Ended]''
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'''Eddie Brock:''' [[Donnie Darko]]. [[Old Yeller]]. [[Romeo and Juliet]].
'''Spider-Man:''' [[Too Dumb to Live|Yeah, I didn't think so!]] }}
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== Western Animation ==
* ''[[Family Guy]]''
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'''Stewie:''' Name twenty.
'''Brian:''' [[Toto
'''Stewie:''' Name six more.
'''Brian:''' [[Frankie Valli and
'''Stewie:''' Name five more.
'''Brian:''' [[Mogwai|Tracy]], [[Rod Mc Kuen|Jean]], [[Barenaked Ladies
'''Stewie:''' Go [[Sound Effect Bleep|[bleep]]] yourself. }}
* ''[[The Simpsons (
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'''Marge:''' Balzac!
'''Homer:''' No need for potty mouth just because you can't think of one. }}
** Also from Bart the Lover:
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'''Marge:''' What? Name me one person who's gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks!
'''Homer's Brain:''' [[Donald Trump]]? ... No. Arnold Palmer? ... No. [[Bill Cosby]]! ... No.
'''Homer:''' D'oh! }}
** From "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
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'''Homer:''' What?! Name 12.
'''Bart:''' Well, just this week, there's been field day, picking me up from the airport...
'''Lisa:''' And the Father/Daughter Dance... }}
* ''[[Daria]]'':
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'''Jane:''' Name two.
'''Upchuck:''' ....I could! }}
* From the ''[[Futurama]]'' [[Superhero Episode]]:
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'''Fry''': From everybody?
'''Leela''': Especially from everybody.
'''Fry''': Give several reasons why.
'''Leela''': For one, superheroes cause a lot of collateral damage, and we don't wanna get our butts sued.
'''Fry''': Or do we? No, I guess not.
'''Leela''': Also, if our identities get out, every crook in the city will be after us. Or, God forbid, our loved ones.
'''Bender''': Superking has no need for loved ones. *kicks an orphan who asks him for an autograph* }}
* Pixar's ''[[
* In ''[[The Magic School Bus]]'' episode on recycling:
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'''Wanda''': Okay Phoebe, name three.
'''Phoebe''': Well, um, I just know there's lots! }}
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