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== Chapter One ==
* Shew as with the fire hocage Sue-Nadie/ 'Wee 0now [[Instant Expert|you have oly ben at Ninje Academmy four own weeks, but yo are the]] [[Beast Master|beast]] [[Super Mario Bros.|ninji]] inn the village. " say Sue. You will becom Gennine tomorrow, and your sensi well be [[Big Creepy
* Emeraldia took ofdf her [[Freudian Slip|shit]] and got in the shour. But Mit Gay [[Rouge Angles of Satin|was I the widow]]!1111111!11!11!1!1111111 "Pevert." [[Department of Redundancy Department|She yelled loudly]] at him. [[Pervert Revenge Mode|She throw a shuriken at him]] [[One-Hit Kill|and he died!]]
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== Chapter Five ==
* Sheo kick Klank out of the trombone room. "Wow shin, you stronge!" Emeraldia. "Bite [[Boys Love Genre|yoai]] are strongerest!" say Shint. "Yow bet Gario!" "I deed bet [[Super Mario Bros.|Mario]] boat ypou bet Klank!"
* But Emeradlia asso saw SOSUKIE FIHTING HAS [[Anvil
== Chapter Six ==
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== Chapter Seven ==
* Suttenley Sasuck perpaired his [[The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard|CHEATORI!5!]] """Lock behid u!' attasi shooted! Sasuuke did. Ottoch kocked hime inn teh heir!132!12!4! 'mi farther is [[Star Wars|Darth]] [[My Immortal|Valer]] u cunnot qin" ottachi expaned… "Nomun wil effer defood me!" i am uchina sask!1! sadsuke sayed at his rother i em rowerfull!z! "bite I hev Mango [[Everything's Even Worse
* [[Just Shoot Him|Emeraliad pilled out a gun and shot Attachi in the]] [[Nobody Poops|feces]].
* "Thank ewe," Sosken sayAD. i loaf u [[Everything's Better
* "Tock [[Bionicle|toa]] the polise att teh polish staton. [[No Indoor Voice|Yell]] them Sasokie set yu." Emeradlia wiz sooo! [[New Age Retro Hippie|hippy]] thate shi creed [[Mad Mathematician|add]] [[Cool Car|her tires wer rainbows]]! "Beuty is you," Sasick telled her ass he kossed her perfuct lips. "Butt now I mist go" Sansak xplaned . y doe u have too go [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Sokka]]? assed Emeraldia
* 'Emerad-[[Country Matters|kunt]] [[My Immortal|you lok KAWAII]]!' somone shouted loudly [[Department of Redundancy Department|like a noise]]. IT wad har best fiend Silvette! ([[My Immortal|Boom-kun tis is u!]] Sirry it took so lung to git you in)
* "I thick sumbuddy turred Inno eville bi fedding her EVIL NOODLES!" scremed [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Kaiba]].
* Konon walked at the vilger etrance. [[Everything's Worse
** Good God, this ''is'' [[My Immortal]] all over again!
== Chapter Eight ==
* [[Big No|o nooooooo!]] [[Wii]] mist tell Fire Hokagate Sonady immediatly! Emeradlia [[Gasshole|gassed]]
* Befour Emeradlia could gow to Fire Hokogo TowARR she sawed anoter Emeralia! [[Nobody Poops|Nooopooooooo!]] 'Yesh I am [[Sinister Geometry|Oval]] Emradlia and my only wash is to [[Crush! Kill! Destroy!|DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY]]!' the bad persom evilly revieled. She [[Smosh|smoshed]] to show shi was [[Harry Potter|Sirius]].
* 'That [[Everything's Better
* [[Naruto Veangance Revelaitons|Moooooo!]] scremed Konen. I wet to al dat truble to get [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Full meal Alcmust]] and [[Iron Man|Iron mann]] [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|and the otters]].
** 'it true! Yelled [[Tom Hanks|Tom Henks]]! I killed [[Santa Claus|Santa]]!
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== Chapter Nine ==
* And sum gai namd [[TV Tropes|Tiv Tropes]] made a moovie orr sumthing about this with Shane Dawnsun as Thanatos butt i shud nut be saying about thantos becos hee isint in it yet. but yu cann make luts of [[Epileptic Trees|theries]] abot Thenatos…. end mi story is [[
* Emradlia neji ad me cryed [[Freudian Slip|ass]] my bestest fiend died. Neji had [[Superpower Meltdown|abdorbed to muche Chakrios]] sew he gruw [[Exotic Equipment|wangs]] and flied off ito the sunset.
* a evil gy in a cloak of [[Department of Redundancy Department|evil]] ad wearing a [[Rouge Angles of Satin|mosque]] put ot sum ramen bowl.
* 'No the whorld sux I dont wsant to have to runn it!' paced madrio. "I gatored the five most evilest bad dudes in mine plantet! [[Wii]] will get the five [[Pokémon|seels]] used lung ago by the Stage of Sick Paths tpo stop Ninja [[
* [[Kingdom Hearts|Xemnas]] ad his mother Shuzune woked inn,. 'Tune Emraxk [[Shizuka Ito|ito]] Rame becost Xemnas is a hugry boi!' Shizun suigetsued
* Emeraldia growed [[Doom: Repercussions of Evil|oldered]] ad morr powful Emratlo was [[She
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