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* [[Steven Seagal]]'s frankly hilarious album, "Songs from the Crystal Cave", that are narmy, [[Anvilicious]] and painful. In the song "War":
{{quote| You will sell us all these lies, like a can of soup.}}
** Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-45-steven-seagal/
* Trade Martin's "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaQBrTROj2w We've Gotta Stop the Mosque at Ground Zero]". Words cannot describe how surreal some of the lyrics are. It sounds disturbingly like something out of [[South Park]].
** The song also suffers from severe [[Lyrical Dissonance]]--lines like "thousands of Americans died in the attacks" are sung in an upbeat tone.
* Some of Jacques Brel's live performance videos are pure [[Narm]], especially when there are close-ups to Brel's face and you see him all sweaty and shivering as he sings. No matter how gorgeous the song is, when the camera does ''that''....
* There's just something about [[Doctor Who|Murray Gold's]] "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5_4SiiICew Song of Freedom]" that's a little too earnest. [[Your Mileage May Vary]]; it's also listed under [[Awesome Music (Sugar Wiki)|Awesome Music]].
* ''[[Cracked.com]]'' has a list of [http://www.cracked.com/video_17208_8-most-unintentionally-hilarious-amateur-music-videos.html 8 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Amateur Music Videos]. They earn their position.
* The Japanese [[Enka]] song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssyl9xKM9Vc "Sake Yo"] by Ikuzo Yoshi. The last chorus roughly translates to "I apologize for drinking sake alone and listening to enka. I love you, [[This Is Sparta|AND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND]]. Is that right, my sake..." It sounds better and less [[Narm|Narmtastic]] in Japanese. (Note: Enka is roughly analogous to country in Japan.)
* Paul Gross' "Ride Forever." Paul has a good voice, but the lyrics...
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