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=== Episode One: "PILOT NO JUTSU~!" ===
* The sum-up of Sakura's [[Hate Dumb]] in the first episode: "''STOP EXISTING!''"
* Mizuki dares Naruto to steal the scroll of sealing.
{{quote| '''Naruto:''' What's in it for me?<br />
'''Mizuki:''' Pack'a smokes?<br />
'''Naruto:''' BITCHIN! }}
** '''Naruto''' (holding the ancient scroll): HOW THE HELL DO I SMOKE THIS?
{{quote| '''Iruka:''' Aw, did you have to wake me up for this? I was having that awesome ninja dream where I'm a ninja.<br />
'''Mizuki:''' Dude, you ''are'' a ninja.<br />
'''Iruka:''' I am?! ''Holy shit, that's awesome''!! }}
* [[Yu-Gi-Oh!: theThe Abridged Series|Yami]]: "Why is everybody in this show a f*cking ninja?!"
=== Episode Two: "SKIPPING NO JUTSU~!" ===
* Naruto: "Why does everything I punch try to ''STALK ME''!?"
* Naruto's [[Insistent Terminology|Ninja]] Job Interview
{{quote| '''Hogake:''' Greetings Naruto, I am the third Hokage.<br />
'''Naruto:''' I love Hokages!<br />
'''Hogake:''' Your ninja passport photo sucks...<br />
'''Naruto:''' F*cking Hokages! }}
** Also,
{{quote| '''Hokage:''' Nice job Naruto, you gave my grandson brain damage. Now I'm definitely making you a ninja.<br />
'''Naruto:''' Really?<br />
'''Hokage:''' ...No.<br />
'''Naruto:''' F*cking Hokages! }}
* [[The Ditz|Konohamaru]] [[Lampshade Hanging|raises a good point]] concerning Naruto's "training."
{{quote| '''Konohamaru''': I don't get it, Naruto... How does teaching me to be a sexual deviant help me to become a ninja?<br />
'''Naruto''': Become a what now? }}
* "Just f*cking believe it!"
* Naruto (after Konohamaru transformed into an [[Gonk|Gonkish]]ish woman) "Great, now I won't have another boner for the rest of my life. But that's mostly due to my CONSTANT SMOKING."
=== Episode Three: "FANSERVICE NO JUTSU~!" ===
* ''"Maybe the [[Tempting Fate|next scene will have]] [[Description Cut|something halfway intelligent in it]]."''
** "I CAN'T STOP POOPING!!!"
* ''"[[Double Standard Rape (Male Onon Male)|Love me, you sexy ninja bastard!!]]"''
** '''Sasuke''': (Completely deadpan mid-rape) "I don't like this."
*** '''Naruto:''' "Now I have transformed into Sasuke so that I can seduce Sakura! I am such an appealing character!"
* After hearing they were both put on Sasuke's team...
{{quote| '''Naruto and Sakura''': [[Tenchi Solution|THREESOME NO JUTSU!]]}}
* Having Yami pop up saying "This is a show about ''ninjas!'' Apparently."
* The flubbed line from episode three being left in was good. "Oh my god Sasuke is so pucki- gah blah... oh my god Sasuke is so fucking pretty!" The camera actually rewinding after Naruto screws up his line makes it even more funny somehow.
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* Kakashi's Starman parody.
* Oh crap I need to take a crap! Be right back Sakura I need to poop in the toilet because I need to take a dump!
=== Episode Four: "BOWIE NO JUTSU~!" ===
* When Sasuke hits Bowie-Sensei mid-song...
{{quote| '''Naruto''': Holy shit, Sasuke! I think you just killed nineteen-seventies experimental glam-rock sensation David Bowie!<br />
'''David Bowie:''' Nothing can kill David Bowie!<br />
'''Naruto:''' [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|Zombie Ninja David Bowie]] is my sensei! This is the best day ever! }}
* '''Naruto''': I'm sure they'll come back once they realize they forgot about me! *three and a half days later* THEY DIDN'T FUCKING COME BACK!
=== Episode Five: "MILKSHAKE NO JUTSU~!" ===
* Naruto killing Mittens spraying catguts everywhere, [[Noodle Incident|which is somehow reminiscent of Sasuke's twelfth birthday party]].
* Naruto singing along to the soundtrack
* [[The Stinger]] with audio of a character from [[Perfect Hair Forever]] shouting "I HAVE SEX WITH DOGS! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" dubbed over a shot of Kiba with his hand on Akamaru, his dog.
* Joe Hokage talking about [[The Abridged Series|a bridge]] and how [[Little Kuriboh|one guy]] made [[Yu-Gi-Oh!: theThe Abridged Series|a bridge]] and then some other guys made [[Naruto the Abridged Series|a bridge]] and some other guys made [[Dragon Ball Abridged|a bridge]] that was better than the other [[The Abridged Series|bridges]] and now everyone makes [[The Abridged Series|a bridge]] just so they can get attention even though [[The Abridged Series|bridges]] aren't anything amazing in the first place.
{{quote| '''Naruto:''' What the Hell is he talking about?<br />
'''Bowie-Sensei:''' Apparently, bridges... }}
* "He must be an ocablu blah-blah-blah!" [[Beat]] "He must be some kind of optical illusion!"
=== Episode Six: "WEEABOO NO JUTSU~!" ===
* Sasuke starts off with a [[Badass Boast]] of "Now Zabuza, you're about to feel the pain my entire village felt when Sasuke's brother betrayed me." Cue [[Flash Back]]:
{{quote| '''Sasuke's Brother:''' "Hey Sasuke, I bought you a puppy."<br />
'''Sasuke (monotone):''' "[[Big Yes|Yaaayyyy]]"<br />
'''Sasuke's Brother:''' "And then I killed it."<br />
'''Sasuke (monotone):''' "[[Big No|Nooooooo]]" }}
* The entire part in the "The following is a fan based parody" bit, read by Zabuza getting a blowjob from Gato.
{{quote| '''Zabuza:''' Ejaculation-no-jutsu.}}
* Naruto throwing a kunai at the narrator.
{{quote| '''Naruto:''' "A narrator!" (throws a kunai towards the screen)<br />
'''Narrator:''' "Ow! Son of a shit!" }}
* This bit:
{{quote| '''Naruto:''' Man, This is even more frustrating then the time I accidentally turned off my [[Animal Crossing]] game.<br />
'''Mr. Resetti:''' Hey motherfucker, What did I tell you about resetting?<br />
'''*punch*''' '''*punch*''' '''*punch*'''<br />
'''Naruto:''' I was waiting for you this time, you mole fucker. }}
* This part from the beginning:
{{quote| '''David Bowie:''' Naruto, you remind me of the babe.<br />
'''Naruto:''' What babe?<br />
'''David Bowie:''' The babe with the power.<br />
'''Naruto:''' What babe?<br />
'''David Bowie:''' The power of voodoo-<br />
'''Naruto:''' [[Rule of Three|What babe?]]<br />
'''David Bowie:''' Naruto, haven't you seen [[Labyrinth]]?<br />
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'''Naruto:''' -kun. }}
*
{{quote| '''Zabuza:''' Now there is ''nothing'' you can do to stop me from killing Tazuna.<br />
'''Naruto:''' WE WILL NEVER LET YOU--wait, who the hell is Tazuna?<br />
'''Tazuna:''' Hello.<br />
'''Naruto:''' Oh, right. WE WILL NEVER LET YOU KILL THAT OLD MAN!! }}
=== Episode Seven: "FARTABET NO JUTSU~!" ===
* [[Running Gag|KATRA!!]]
* "Check it out, Bowie-Sensei! I can fart the alphabet!"
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** "They may be able to take my life, but they will never take my freedom- *slice* Ow, my freedom!"
* The ending:
{{quote| '''Naruto''': The old man's story has taught me a valuable lesson! And it is that we should not complain about Masako leaving, we should be grateful for everything he has done for us and respect his decision to move on with his life!<br />
(Beat)<br />
'''Sakura''': Why are you on the floor?<br />
'''Naruto''': I'm waiting for Sasuke to FUCK ME! }}
* Everything Sasuke says in episode 7 is GOLD. Especially this bit:
{{quote| '''Sasuke''': -Monotone- He was like the Sasuke's father I never had because Sasuke's brother killed him [[Big No|noooooooooooooo]]}}
* And:
{{quote| '''Sasuke''': (All while in the background he monotones "Om Nom Nom Nom Nom") Nobody will ever understand the food I taste. The food that tastes like regret. And noodles. Just like the taste in my mouth when Sasuke's Brother ruined my life. [[Noodle Incident|For some reason, there were noodles involved. It was weird]].}}
* The end of the episode.
{{quote| '''Sakura''': Why are you laying on the floor"<br />
'''Naruto''': I'm waiting for Sasuke to FUCK ME!!! }}
 
=== The Land Of Snow Movie ===
* DATTEBAYO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
* Every rider ([[Kamen Rider|Not that kind]].) going "[[Apologetic Attacker|sorry]]" in a [[Creepy Monotone]].
* '''[[Fan Boy|Iru]][[Memetic Badass|Kamina]]:''' "If there's ever one lesson that I taught you that you must remember, it is this: [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Believe in me who believes in the you who believes in the]] [[One Piece]]!"
* '''Assistant Director''': ''(in YGOTAS Joey's voice, to the director)'' Sir, I'm afraid the princess has been kidnapped, oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!
{{quote| '''Tristan''': ''(from a nearby truck)'' I think the assistant Director is gay!<br />
'''Yugi''': ''(popping up beside him)'' Oh you don't know that! }}
* "THE POLAR EXPRESS IS TRYING TO KILL MEEEE!"
* Kakashi explaining the Villain of the movie:
{{quote| '''Kakashi''': ''They're a rare breed of Ninja called Forgettable Movie Villains. You've never heard of them and after you've finish fighting them you won't remember it even happened. But for the next 90 minutes you'll think they are the biggest threat you've faced in your entire life!''}}
* The ending.
{{quote| '''Naruto''': "And so, thanks to the [[MacGuffin]] crystal's power, the Land of Snow was once again turned into a sun filled paradise, [[No Endor Holocaust|completely devastating the country's ecosystem!]] And it was all thanks to me! But I couldn't have done it without The Rower."<br />
'''The Rower''': "Yes you could." }}
* [[Ozzy Osbourne (Music)|"I'M WIPING OUT YOUR GUYS WITH MY NINJA TRAAAAAAAIN!"]]
* "This is for all the fans of [[Avatar: The Last Airbender (Animation)|Avatar: The Last Airbender]], you [[The Last Airbender (Film)|white washing son of a bitch!]]"
* '''M. Night Shamamalamasamakun''': "Suddenly, I am reminded of a joke: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? [[Beat]] My ass."
** '''Naruto''': Well, M. Night Shamamalamasamakun, I ''also'' have a joke!
{{quote| '''M. Night Shamamalamasamakun''': What, who let this guy in?<br />
'''Naruto''': What do you get when you cross a chicken, and an internet meme?<br />
'''M. Night Shamamalamasamakun''': I don't care<br />
'''Naruto''': Cluggyachigawn! (Clucky on screen)<br />
[[Beat]]<br />
'''M. Night Shamamalamasamakun''': ... I don't get it.<br />
'''Naruto''': [[Don't Explain the Joke|Well you see, I have a pet chicken called Clucky]], and... [[Take That|That's the joke...]]<br />
'''M. Night Shamamalamasamakun''': Would somebody kill this guy already?<br />
'''Naruto''': But wait, I didn't tell you about the log yet! *Gets knocked out* }}
* This part:
{{quote| '''M. Night Shamamalamasamakun''': And it's great because they're like talking to the dog, and it's like...they're saying [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}qXo3NFqkaRM "I love you" and the dog is like "Auwowowowowowoo"]. And it sounds like it..its saying "I love you" back to them, its really adorable. You gotta..you gotta watch it on [[YouTube]] one time, man. So anyway, what was it you wanted?<br />
'''Guard''': Like I said, sir, the prisoners have escaped.<br />
'''M. Night Shamamalamasamakun''': Aw, come on, man. What? No. I was having such a good day. [[Beat]] Hey. [[Beat]] Hey.<br />
'''Guard''': What, sir?<br />
'''M. Night Shamamalamasamakun''': Owowowowowowowoo.<br />
'''Guard''': I love you too, sir. }}
* "Very well, I choose....NARWHALS."
** The music following this, coupled with the fact THEY ACTUALLY USE NARWHALS IN THE MOVIE, makes it ten times funnier.
* "''[http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand_by_Me_:Stand by Me (song) |Stand By Me]]'' no Jutsu!"
** "''[[Titanic|My Heart Will Go On]]'' no Jutsu!"
* At one point, Naruto says "M. Night Shyamalamasama-kun" really quickly.
* When Naruto lands face first on the ground during the climax.
{{quote| '''Naruto:''' *muffled* Not so fast, Shamamalamasama!}}
* The Rasengan. Doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
{{quote| '''Naruto:''' [[DragonballDragon Ball|KAAAAAAA...MEEEEEEEEE...HAAAAAAAAA...MEEEEEEEEEEEE]]- I mean RASENGAN! *hits Shamamalamasama*<br />
'''M. Night Shamamalamasama:''' OOOOWWW! You punched me in the tummy! *gets blown away while the [[Super Mario World (Videovideo Gamegame)|Super Mario World]] Spin Jump sound plays* }}
 
=== Naruto and the Curse of the Internet Drama (now blocked, sadly) ===
* The movie proper is animated using Flash drawings, and it allows for some very funny facial expressions. As well as the fact that Sasuke and Sakura are reading all their lines from their scripts.
* "Your mom was really dissappointing! When I put my penis inside of her!"
* The parts where Naruto talks about fightng the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] and the [[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|Power Rangers]], especially this line:
{{quote| '''Naruto''': Did you see that?! At first the Power Rangers started fighting me, but then we decided that we were all friends and so we went to [[McDonaldsMcDonald's]] to get food and have a big party that ended with Tommy punching the Grimace in the face!}}
* The bit with Clucky the Chicken.
* Naruto's [[Sailor Moon|song]] about punching people in the face. It should also double as [[Crowning Music of Awesome]].
** The same goes for Ghost!Sensei's [[Ghostbusters|song]], and his line afterwards:
{{quote| '''Ghost!Sensei''': "[[Do Not Explain the Joke|You see, it is a parody of that famous movie where they are all busting ghosts]]. I believe it is called "[[Bill Murray]] Vs. the Afterlife Starring [[Dan Aykroyd]]"."}}
* "Now it is time for the funniest part of the movie!" (farts)
* The part where Naruto declares himself to be a doctor, and diagnoses Sakura with terminal cancer.
{{quote| '''Naruto''': "...Also, your cancer is now gone!"<br />
'''Sakura''': "[[Sarcasm Mode|Hooray! Praise the Lord, it is a miracle!]]<br />
'''Naruto''': "Because it killed you!" }}
* This, definitely Sasuke's best exchange in the movie:
{{quote| '''Sasuke''': "[[Dull Surprise|Naruto, would you like that blowjob now?]]"<br />
'''Naruto''': "Yes I would, Sasuke! You may now suck on my [[Shaped Like Itself|cock-penis]]!" }}
* "And now the sex is over! You can stop enjoying it now!"
 
=== Unsorted ===
* The theme song.
* Sasuke's flashback, complete with an "emo-off".
{{quote| '''<s> Itachi</s> Sasuke's Brother''': I accept your challenge. *draws deep breath* *siggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* <br />
'''Sasuke''': *siggggggggghhhhhhhhh*<br />
'''<s> Itachi</s> Sasuke's Brother''': *siggggggggghhhhhhhhh* (quickly) Iwin.<br />
'''Sasuke''': Damn you, Sasuke's brother. I shall get you back. Somehow... }}
* "Hooray. I am ecstatic."
* Most of the preview for new episode airing on March 23rd23
** [[Running Gag|Buy the shirts.]]
** One character (and the announcer) trying to persuade Sasuke to do things by promising him great power and stuff, only to eventually sway him with this:
{{quote| '''Character:''' Oh, come on. I'll give you some paper clips and a Subway coupon.<br />
'''Sasuke:''' Weeeeeeell, okay. }}
** [[The Muppet Show|Fozzie Bear]] [[BigNon LippedSequitur Alligator MomentScene|randomly appearing out of nowhere]] in front of Sasuke delivering his sinature [[Catch Phrase]].
** All of the "Randomly [Insert Accent/Voice Here] [Insert Character Here]!" part, especially ''Randomly Meowth Sensei guy!" where Iruka is replaced with Meowth while he talks with Hokage:
{{quote| '''Iruka/Meowth:''' Hey, Hokage!<br />
'''Hokage:''' What the fu-- *[[Curse Cut Short|Cuts to next scene]]* }}
** "Randomly Swedish Naruto!"
{{quote| '''Naruto:''' ORG BORG BORG BORG BORG!}}
* '''''Everything''''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hay33ndHjwk from the] [[None Piece]] [[Crossover]]; the ultimate [[Rapid -Fire Comedy]] video.
** "Now everything makes sense. Forever."
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkB2KqG1eiw&feature=related An Uchiha Family Christmas]
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