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The National Hockey League is a professional [[Ice Hockey]] league in North America. Founded in 1917, it is composed of 30 teams: 23 in the [[
It is a member of the [
Each year since 2008, the league has hosted the ''Winter Classic'' on New Year's Day<ref>January 2nd in 2012 as not to conflict with the NFL as New Years fall on Sunday</ref> which features two major rival teams in an outdoor game at either an NFL or MLB stadium. Beginning in 2010 (for the 2011 Classic), [[HBO]] began running ''[[NHL
=== The Teams ===
In "the beginning" <ref>the roots of the league go back to 1917 with four teams (among them the Canadiens and Maple Leafs) and grew to as many as ten before the Great Depression and World War 2 forced the league to downsize</ref>, there were the "Original Six", the six teams that formed the NHL from the folding of the New York Americans in 1942 until the league's expansion in 1967.
* ''[[
* ''[[The Windy City|Chicago]] Blackhawks'': A team with both history (Tony Esposito, Bobby Hull) and rising stars (Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews). Known for the longest time of having an incredibly stingy owner who would place the bottom line over winning the [[Stanley Cup]]. Interestingly, as soon as said owner died ([[
* ''[[Motor City|Detroit]] Red Wings'': Consistently good (have made the playoffs the last 21 years) within recent memory and therefore hated outside Detroit. The general dislike is newer than a lot of people think, since the post-expansion revival came after almost twenty years of being somewhat of a league [[Butt Monkey]] and a strenuous rebuilding process. Before then, there just weren't as many teams to pass the Cup around to, but they were the most dominant of the American-based teams. Fans have a habit of chucking [[
* ''[[Montreal]] Canadiens'': AKA the Habs<ref>for "Les Habitants", an old term for French-origin inhabitants of Quebec</ref>. Older than the NHL; their history begins in the NHL's predecessor league, the National Hockey Association. Has won 24 championships, a feat surpassed only by the [[
* ''[[Big Applesauce|New York]] Rangers'': AKA the Blueshirts. Name comes from the fact that the first owner was a guy named [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Tex]].<ref> "Tex's Rangers"</ref> Most recent year of glory was 1994, when the Curse of 1940 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzq2AhbXSeY was broken] (the longest Cup drought in history at 53 seasons). The Rangers have a fierce rivalry with the Devils, which made Messier's Game 6 hat trick and Matteau's double OT goal in Game 7 of the 1994 Conference Finals that much sweeter. Has a recent history of overpaying for players, though management seems to be trying to change that. The team no longer plays [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaYm0wQtztU "Let's Go Band"] at home games because every time it's played, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUWCHxrdSQmany diehards will chant "Potvin sucks!"].
* ''[[Toronto]] Maple Leafs'': Known for bad declension<ref>Technically, it's correct because the team isn't named after the things that grow on trees but the Canadian Maple Leaf Regiment that fought in World War I</ref>, being [[Love It or Hate It|hated by the rest of Canada]] ([[Arch Enemy|especially among Montreal fans]]), being [[The Empire|the most valuable franchise in the league]], [[Every Year They Fizzle Out|and not having won the Cup since 1967]] (the league's longest current drought after the Blackhawks' win in 2010<ref>Though, really, the Kings and Blues have Cup droughts that are just as long, having never won the league championship since their formation in 1967</ref>), [[It Got Worse|or even qualified for the playoffs since 2004]]. Their rivalry with the Canadiens is the oldest in the league. They hate their provincial rivals, the Ottawa Senators, a lot and have kicked them out of the playoffs on multiple occasions.
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'''Eastern Conference'''
* ''Atlantic Division''
** ''New Jersey Devils'': Formerly the Kansas City Scouts AND the Colorado Rockies. During most of their early history, they were the league's undisputed [[Butt Monkey]]. Once being referred to as a "Mickey Mouse organization" by no less than The Great One himself, Wayne Gretzky. Then in 1988 they [[Took a Level
** ''New York Rangers'': Original Six
** ''New York Islanders'': New York's "[[Hufflepuff House|other]]" team. Known as the "Fishsticks" due to their unpopular 90's jersey, they have usually been bullied out of the media by the big-time Rangers, and have their radio coverage on the [[College Radio]] station of Hofstra University (but with professional broadcasters) due to lack of listener interest or room on the dial because of the Rangers, Knicks, Nets and Devils all staking their claim on the big New York sports stations. Did have a string of four straight championships in the early 80's. Since then, history and a hatred for the Rangers are really [[Vestigial Empire|all they have going for them]]. Haven't won a playoff series since 1993. Has a reputation for managerial ineptitude: trading away future stars, overpaying on contracts, etc. Even signed one of their goaltenders to a 15-year contract; Rick DiPietro is pretty good but has since become injury-prone. Construction on a new arena was rejected by voters in August 2011 ([[Wretched Hive|Nassau Coliseum is by far the crappiest arena in the league]]). They're staying in the Coliseum until 2015, after which their future on Long Island, and maybe New York, is in doubt.
*** To be fair about the DiPietro contract, it seems to have become more of a harbinger of contracts to come: more double-digit-year contracts for more high-profile players have since been made by teams around the league, and recently the league voided a 17-year contract between Ilya Kovalchuk and the Devils because it evaded the salary cap too blatantly (they later settled on a 15-year one that the league was fine with.)
** ''[[
** ''Pittsburgh Penguins'': One of the teams created in the 1967 Expansion. The team of Sidney "Sid the Kid" Crosby and Evgeni Malkin, but really, it's Mario Lemieux's team. He's saved them from bankruptcy at least twice; first as the hot number 1 pick in 1984 that revitalized the team, and then again by buying the team outright, and then coming out of retirement to put butts back in the seats and thereby becoming the first ever player/owner in the NHL. Although they faced potential relocation a few years ago, a new arena deal was struck in 2007, and the new building opened in 2010. Recently have been plagued by injuries to several of their core players, most infamously the concussion that sidelined Crosby for all but a handful games in 2011.
* ''Northeast Division''
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** ''Toronto Maple Leafs'': Original Six
* ''Southeast Division''
** ''Carolina Hurricanes'': Formerly the Hartford Whalers, and formerly of the WHA; moved in 1997 because they were getting squeezed financially by the Original Six Bruins and Rangers (and they were playing in a tiny arena that was literally part of a shopping mall complex). First couple of years in Carolina didn't go so well either on or off the ice (half-empty arenas are a persistent problem for NHL teams in the South, especially if the team is less than awesome). A Cup run in 2002 and a Cup victory in 2006 has turned things around, though (Raleigh just hosted a successful All-Star Game which speaks to the fanbase support the team has cultivated), and they have usually been in contention with Washington for division titles.
** ''Florida Panthers'': Started fast for an expansion team: they came this close to making the playoffs in their first season and made it to the Finals a few years later. After that, there hasn't been much for them; their berth in the 2012 Stanley Cup playoffs is their first in over a decade. Not to mention that 2012 was their first year in winning a divisional championship. Their most notable contribution came during their Cinderella Finals run in 1996, when fans would litter the arena with plastic rats, causing extensive delays in games (due to one of their players killing a rat with his stick in the locker room... yeah, fans are weird).
** ''Tampa Bay Lightning'': Southernmost team to win the Cup (2004). They were first attempt to market hockey in a southern state since the Atlanta Flames (who moved to Calgary), and help start a wave of expansion teams and team relocations during [[The Nineties]] when they showed a steady fanbase. They set single-game attendance records for a few years due to playing in a then-vacated domed baseball stadium (now Tropicana Field and home to the Rays), which was larger than any hockey arena but also made it hard to keep the ice solid. Has been in ownership turmoil ever since, though they've had stretches of good play in the past decade. Set a new standard for stadium [[Rule of Cool]] in 2011 when renovations to the St Pete Times Forum included the installation of tesla coils in the rafters that [[Shock and Awe|shoot real lightning]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEm_9IIRitc during the pregame intro and after goals].
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** ''Edmonton Oilers'': The last surviving team from [[The Rival|the World Hockey Associaton]] that remains in its original city, and the only one of the four that joined the NHL (Quebec Nordiques, Winnipeg Jets, Hartford Whalers) that never actually won a WHA title. The team most people think of when they talk about Wayne Gretzky. Won the Cup five times in seven years (84, 85, 87, 88, and 90; a fluke own-goal cost them the 1986 trophy, and Gretzky was traded in the 1988 off-season). Simply put, they were an offensive juggernaut in the 80s, shattering records. The 90s, though, were a different story: changing economics forced management to dismantle the team (by the start of the 1992 season, most of the players from the dynasty years were gone), though they did make the playoffs somewhat consistently in the late '90s. They last made it to the Stanley Cup Finals in 2006, only to be defeated by the Carolina Hurricanes in the seventh game. Since then, they've had a string of last or next-to-last-place finishes in their division (including finishing dead last in the league in 2009/10 and 2010/11). Currently one of the youngest teams in the league, with many analysts predicting them to be a force to be reckoned with in the near future.
** ''Minnesota Wild'': Awarded as a 2000 expansion team largely as an apology for allowing the North Stars to be hijacked to Dallas. Helps that the Wild ownership has been far more committed to the local market than any of the Stars' owners ever were, having [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|retired #1 as a tribute to the hockey fans of Minnesota at the first Wild game]]. Until 2009 they didn't have a permanent captain (the position was rotated among the players). Arguably holders of the most unusual winning streaks in the game today - they've never lost a home opener and are undefeated against the Oilers at home.
** ''Vancouver Canucks'': Unusually for a hockey team, until recently their goalie (Roberto Luongo) was captain (although this is considered unofficial by League rules, which have prohibited goalies from wearing the "C" on their sweater for over 60 years. He wore it on his mask instead.). Has reached the Stanley Cup Final [[Every Year They Fizzle Out|three times and lost]], twice to teams from New York (Islanders in '82, Rangers in '94) and to the Boston Bruins in 2011. The "Flying-V" sweater from 1978-85 is generally considered to be [[Dork Age|one of the ugliest uniforms in League history]], though some would argue that they've never really had good luck with uniforms. Home to the Sedins, twin brothers with such uncanny chemistry that "Henrik to Daniel... Goal!" is one of the most common sounds in the league. Some people consider them [[Creepy Twins|to be rather creepy]]. Their [
* ''Pacific Division''
** ''Anaheim Ducks'': Formerly the "Mighty Ducks of Anaheim", this team was founded by [[Disney]] [[Defictionalization|following the success]] of ''[[The Mighty Ducks (
** ''Dallas Stars'': Formerly the Minnesota North Stars. One of the teams created in the 1967 Expansion. Faced several ownership issues in Minnesota, including a merger with another failed team in 1978 (the Oakland Seals/California Golden Seals/Cleveland Barons), and a threat to move the team to San Jose before the merger was dissolved with the formation of the Sharks. Despite leaving a hockey-rich market in 1993, the Stars have surprisingly thrived in Dallas, winning the Cup in 1999 (although the nature of the Cup-winning goal remains a [[Berserk Button|point of contention, especially in Buffalo]]).
** ''Los Angeles Kings'': One of the teams created in the 1967 Expansion. The team traded for Wayne Gretzky in 1988, a move which probably saved the Kings but almost caused the Canadian government to interfere ([[Serious Business]] doesn't begin to describe hockey in Canada). Was the NHL's first team in a warm-weather city. Has a rather large and loyal fanbase.
** ''Phoenix Coyotes'': Formerly the original Winnipeg Jets. The team's currently in the discussion for relocation, mainly due to their last owner filing the team for bankruptcy. Maybe to Hamilton, Ontario; maybe Quebec City, maybe Kansas City, who the Hell really knows at this point. Two things are for sure; they won't be moving back to Winnipeg since that position's already been filled, and [[Well
** ''San Jose Sharks'': The first team of the 1990s expansion, born out of a failed attempt to relocate the North Stars to the Bay Area, and one of the more successful examples from a business perspective. They currently have a reputation of doing well in the regular season but [[Every Year They Fizzle Out|not so well come playoff time]]; in 2010 and 2011 they made it to the Western Conference Finals, but lost in 4 and 5 games, respectively. Of late, sports media and many fans seem to feel the "choker" label no longer applies (both teams they have lost to in the recent Finals were extremely potent), but popular opinion being what it is, they will likely be "chokers" until they win a Cup.
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** Wayne Gretzky - [[The Chosen One|The Great One]]. Near universally considered the best hockey player of all time, he holds over 60 league records including most goals and led Edmonton to four Stanley Cup championships. He was traded to Los Angeles in 1988, and played briefly with St. Louis and the Rangers. He retired in 1999, and coached the Coyotes for four seasons. Also one of the ''nicest'' players to set skate to ice, staunchly avoiding fights and always playing a clean game. His #99 was retired league-wide in 2000.
*** His records are so dominating that, in the eleven years since he's retired, his career points (a point being a goal or an assist) is still completely untouched, more than ''1000'' points higher than second place. Besides scoring more goals than anyone in league history (894), even if you only count his assists, the amount still tops any other player's career point total.
*** Gretzky has finished his career with over 2800 points. The next one in the scoring lists is Mark Messier with 1800 career points.
** Gordie Howe - The man who held most of the league's records before Gretzky came along and smashed them. Also known as Mr. Hockey. The unofficial stat of a 'Gordie Howe Hat Trick' is named ofter him, indicating that a player has scored a goal, an assist, and a fighting major in one game, even though [[Beam Me Up, Scotty|Howe himself rarely accomplished this feat]]. Howe came out of retirement to play alongside his sons in [[The Rival|the World Hockey Association]] before retiring again with the Whalers in 1980. He then came out of retirement ''again'' to play a shift with a minor league team in the 1990s for the sole purpose of becoming the only man ever to play professional hockey in six consecutive decades. Gretzky's hero growing up - the two would play on a line together at the 1980 All Star Game.
** Maurice "the Rocket" Richard - One of the greatest players in his generation and best goalscorers of any. First player to ever score fifty goals in fifty games. Not many have followed.
** Bobby Hull & Brett Hull - Father and son who, while never played during the same years, were both feared for their booming shot. Bobby stunned the hockey world in 1972 for jumping to [[The Rival|the World Hockey Association]] and the first million-dollar contract in hockey history. Between them, they've scored over 1300 NHL goals. "The Golden Jet" and "The Golden Brett".
** Stan Mikita - Along with Bobby Hull is considered one of the greatest Blackhawks of all time, having developed a distinct [[Red Oni, Blue Oni]] playing style with Hull that proved highly effective<ref>and is somewhat mirrored with modern Hawk stars Jonathan Toews (blue) and Patrick Kane (red)</ref> and led to the team's 1961 Cup. The two were honored in 2011 with life-size bronze statues outside the United Center right by [
** Guy Lafleur - A dynamic offensive star for the Canadiens during theseventies. Known for his hair flying behind him as he zoomed down the wing. "The Flower".
** Mario Lemieux - Perhaps the only player who could rival Wayne Gretzky (Gretzky said Mario was actually better than he was) in skill, and points (1.88 points per game to Gretzky's 1.92), if his career wasn't plagued by injuries: chronic back problems (to the point he could hardly tie up his own skates), lots of hip issues and ''[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|freakin' cancer]]'', before finally retiring due to a heart issue. He retired once previously for three years, and took a full year off. Currently part of the ownership group of the Penguins. Wore #66.
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** Mark Messier - The [[Last of His Kind|last WHA-era player to retire after the merger]]. "The Moose". Won the Stanley Cup five times with Edmonton, but is better known for winning it with the Rangers in 1994 - he's the only player to ever captain two different teams to the Cup. He is often considered to be one of the greatest leaders to ever play hockey, sometimes nicknamed 'The Messiah' in New York for his legendary playoff performance with the Rangers in 1994. Second to Gretzky in all time points scored, though by a ''wide'' margin (1887 points to Gretzky's 2857).
** Sidney Crosby - [[Your Mileage May Vary|One of the best players playing today]], and the one most likely to be recognized by non-hockey fans. Scored the game winning goal for Canada in the 2010 Olympic finals. Also one of [[Americans Hate Tingle|most hated players outside of Pittsburgh, particularly in Washington, Philadelphia, and Detroit]]. When it comes to international hockey, pretty much all of the US hates him because of the aforementioned gold medal-winning goal, which came against the United States. Was sidlined with a concussion in consecutive games in early 2011<ref>the former of which being the outdoor Winter Classic</ref> and was out until Nevember when he returned for a couple weeks but was out once again until March. (Unintentially) the face of a string of high-profile concussions currently plaguing teams and players throughout the league.
** Mike Modano - Probably the best player in Stars history, so much so that even though he signed with Detroit, when he returned to Dallas they still cheered for him. Currently holds the scoring record among American-born players. Married to [[Friday the
** Dave "Tiger" Williams - The NHL's all-time leader in penalty minutes with a staggering 3966 in 962 games. A feared fighter who was also fairly productive offensively with several 20 goal seasons (and one with 35) compiling a very respectable 513 career points total. A colorful character in theseventies and eighties, (in)famous for his ride-your-stick-like-it's-a-broom goal celebration.
** Teemu Selanne - The Finnish Flash. Now in his forties and still going strong, an Anaheim Duck for the second time, he's one of the most prolific goal scorers in league history and holds the record for most goals and points in his rookie season. A mainstay on the Finnish national team, he's played in four Olympics and is considered a national hero.
** Pavel Bure - "The Russian Rocket" - one of the premiere goalscorers of thenineties. A dynamic talent, his career was ended prematurely by injuries. The last player to post back-to-back sixty goal seasons.
** Alexander Ovechkin - Captain of Washington, and one of the most electrifying players in the league today. [[Your Mileage May Vary|Fans either love his energy, or hate his showboating]]. Despite being one of the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e55muGzKK5o most eligible bachelors] in professional sports, he prefers [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wndsFyb2to the simple family life] and is an admitted [[
** Daniel and Henrik Sedin - Identical twins that have played together for their entire lives, except for during the 2011 All Star Game, when they were [[They Changed It, Now It Sucks|drafted]] by opposite teams. Considered to be two of the best players currently playing, in the past two years they have both each individually won the award for the league's highest scorer (along with various league MVP awards, Henrik with the Hart Memorial Trophy in 2009-10 and Daniel with the Ted Lindsay Award in 2010-11).
** Joe Thornton - Captain of the San Jose Sharks, called "Jumbo Joe" for his large size. Considered one of the best passers in the League (he consistently has some of the most assists in the entire League), has recently drawn some comparisons to Steve Yzerman (see below) for committing to the defensive side of the game at the cost of reduced offense. Also known as a very nice guy during interviews and off the ice, but recently has started to react to the media with snarl and a little condescension due to their continued insistence on trotting out the "choker" label whenever the Sharks start to do poorly.
** Steve Yzerman - The longest-serving captain in NHL history, wearing the "C" for Detroit for twenty years (19 seasons due to the 2004-05 lockout). Once an offensive superstar that approached Gretzky and Lemieux's scoring skills, Yzerman reinvented himself as a two-way player to help lead the Wings to three Stanley Cup titles. As GM for Team Canada, he put together the 2010 Gold-winning squad, and is the latest GM for the Tampa Bay Lightning (the position in Detroit not opening up any time soon).
** Paul Henderson - A very good player in the NHL and later WHA in thesixties and seventies but famous for scoring the [[Your Mileage May Vary|most dramatic and important goal in Canadian hockey history]] - the series-winning goal in the final game of the epic 1972 Summit Series vs theSoviets.
** Sean Avery - The most hated player in the league. He was traded from the Red Wings to the Kings as a result of his behavior. He was then traded from the Kings to the Rangers in 2006, and the New York fans fell in love with his attitude that culminated in introducing an ingenious but outlandish [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec_2oKWe2Gw tactic] against the rival Devils in the 2008 playoffs. He signed with Dallas after that year to make more money, but was suspended and ordered to enter anger management by the league after making a crack about Dion Phaneuf getting his [[Elisha Cuthbert|sloppy seconds]] before a game. He was waived and rejoined the Rangers later that year, and retired with them three years later because head coach John Tortorella notoriously disliked him, regularly demoting him without reason. Notably, he has [[Hidden Depths|different sides]] - he is very fashion-conscious (once interning with ''Vogue'' magazine one summer) and [[Jerk
** Jonathan Toews - Captain of the Blackhawks and the youngest member of the Triple Gold Club. Known as [[Fan Nickname|Captain Serious]] for his somewhat cold demeanor that occasionally borders on [["Stop Having Fun!" Guys]]. Has a notable [[Heterosexual Life Partners|bromance]] with Patrick Kane.
** Patrick Kane - The [[Red Oni, Blue Oni|red to Toews' blue]]. Scored one of the more [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEuUXLFbV9A awkward] cup-clinching goals in recent years in overtime against the Flyers. It took several seconds for anyone else to realize the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH9gI-NRFxs puck was in the net]. A somewhat polarizing figure because of percieved arrogance, temperment, and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|unwillingness to pay 20 cents]].
** Joe Sakic - One of the longest serving and most revered player and captain in the National Hockey League when he played for the Quebec Nordiques and Colorado Avalanche. Is known best for [[The Ace|his amazing all around play, amazing maturity]], and for what is known as probably one of the classiest acts in sports history, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-adnOYdqJg defying tradition by handing the Stanley Cup over to Ray Bourque (who has waited 22 years to win the cup) instead of lifting it himself].
** Bob Probert - Considered one of the greatest enforcers ever to play the game. But he was far from a one dimensional fighter, averaging around 15 goals a year in his early seasons and once putting up 29 to go with 62 points and 398 penalty minutes. A member of the fairly exlusive 3000 career penalty club in the NHL with 3300 in 935 games.
** Jarome Iginla (Full name - [[Awesome McCoolname|Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla]]) - [[But Not Too Foreign|Half-Canadian, half-African]] captain of the Calgary Flames. [[Lightning Bruiser|One of the most recognizable power forwards currently playing]] and recognized as [[Officer and
** [[Troll|Dave Bolland]] - Center for the Blackhawks and definite [[Ensemble Darkhorse|fan favorite]] due to being a central figure in the Hawks' current rivalry with Vancouver. One of the few players in the league known for being exceptionally good at shutting down the Sedins and their [[Creepy Twins]] play style. Was injured with a concussion in a game against the Lightning in March 2011 and didn't return until game 4 of the first round of the playoffs. He did so in dramatic fashion, preventing a sweep and changing the momentum of the series to eventually force game 7. This combined with certain personality [[Cloudcuckoolander|quirks]], such as never smiling after a goal only to [https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-oLWZknQ1EOg/TgmqOj16RhI/AAAAAAAAArI/F1WWHQ-sApI/s576/bolly.jpg laugh hysterically all the way to the penalty box] has earned him great [[Memetic Badass]] status of the [[Crazy Awesome]] variety. [[Wild Mass Guessing|Suspected]] [http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrt0yBKI01qd6oq7o1_500.jpg of being] a [[Time Lord]].
*** It's Bolly, [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch]].
** Steven Stamkos. Centre for the Tampa Bay Lightning, known for his speed and scoring ability. His career started off with an unremarkable rookie year (which he blamed on improper off-ice training), but [[Growing the Beard|quickly improved]], winning the Rocket Richard trophy the following year. Took a puck to the nose in the 2011 Eastern Conference finals, [[The Determinator|only to reappear]] minutes later with a face cage, impressing pretty much everybody.
** Paul "BizNasty" Bissonette - Enforcer for the Coyotes who is more notable for his [[Twitter]] account than his his playing. Aside from frequently [[Defying the Censors|bringing the league PR team to tears]], he revels in [[Self
** Dan "CarBomb" Carcillo - BizNasty's former partner in crime who, having bounced around several teams became a very [[Your Mileage May Vary|polarizing]] figure among said teams' fanbases, most recently in Philadelphia. For the 2011 season he signed with Chicago who's fans, after some initial skepticism<ref>there was still some bad blood from the 2010 Cup Finals</ref> very quickly [[Breakout Character|welcomed him with open arms]]. His original twitter accout was deleted after an infamous tweet about a girl who just wanted her Daddy to be proud that may have been the reason for [[Rescued
*** [[Memetic Mutation|turn on or no?]]
** Evgeni "Geno" Malkin- Russian player for the Pittsburgh Penguins, known for being considered one of the top three best players in the league in recent years. Won the Conn Symthe trophy in the 2009 Stanley Cup Finals. Had trouble getting in the league from Russia and getting accustomed to the English language. He has been cold lately do to injuries, but this year looks good for him.
** Patrick Sharp - Another one of the Blackhawks' stars from Thunder Bay, ON. Tends to serve as [[The Kirk]] to Toews and Kane's respective [[The Spock|Spock]] and [[The McCoy|McCoy]]<ref>even though Toews is actually [[The Captain]]</ref>. Was named MVP of the 2011 All-Star game while being the only one among his Hawk teammates<ref>out of 4 of them</ref> drafted to Team Staal, which lost anyway. Recently had consecutive overtime winning goals in games the days immediately before and after the birth of his first child (who is already being [[Toy Ship|shipped]] with Eric Staal (also of Thunder Bay)'s son born two days later).
*** Also, the only player in the league capable of equalling Henrik Lundqvist's [[Memetic Sex God]] status.
** Daniel Alfredsson - Currently the longest serving captain in the NHL and has played over 1000 games and has over 1000 points with the same team (Ottawa Senators). Was the first European captain to lead his team to the Stanley Cup Final. Was a part of the CASH<ref>'''C'''aptain '''A'''lfredsson, '''S'''pezza, '''H'''eatley</ref> line until [[Face Heel Turn|Dany Heatley demanded a trade out]]. Ottawa fans love their captain and often chant [[Fan Nickname|Alfie]] during games which can lead to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEkXKI74jk0 this]. He has also inspired a following called the [https://web.archive.org/web/20100328023628/http://churchofalfie.com/ Church Of Alfie]. Oppositely, he is hated in Toronto for mocking then captain Mats Sundin after Sundin was suspended for throwing his broken stick into the crowd and also for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHbj53fZx2Y this hit on Darcy Tucker].
** Dany Heatley - Once a rising star with the now defunct Thrashers, he killed teammate Dan Snyder when Snyder was riding passenger as Heatley drove drunk. He was immediately forgiven, and everyone agrees to pretend it never happened. His back to back fifty goal seasons seem a distant memory these days.
** Dale Hunter - Known to be one of the most feared enforcers in the NHL, Hunter could add points on the board and notches to opponents' bodies every chance he got. He had some pretty impressive runs with the Quebec Nordiques and the Washington Capitals, becoming just part of a handful of goons that scored more than 1000 points and 3000 [[PI Ms]] in his career. He stepped in as coach of the Capitals after Bruce Boudreau was fired due to inconsistency problems and managed to get them to the playoffs in the 2011-12 season, advancing to the 2nd round and taking the New York Rangers to the limit before eventually being ousted in 7 games. He left the job and returned to being head coach of the London Knights.
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** Chris Pronger - Contrasting Nicklas Lidstrom, he is the epitome of physical domination in the defensive zone. Very big. Plays on the edge, nearly drawing infractions, [[Karma Houdini|but only nearly]], [[Base Breaker|drawing the ire of fans and players everywhere]], except for his own. Currently out with a concussion, which many believe could be career-threatening given his age.
** Zdeno Chara - Slovakian-born captain of the Bruins. At 6' 9" (well over 7 feet with skates) is the tallest person to ever play in the NHL<ref>and therefore hoisted the cup higher than it has ever been before in 2011</ref>, and holds the league record for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25hHfV68o-U hardest slap shot]. Involved in a somewhat [[Rule of Cautious Editing Judgement|controversial]] hit against [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jimZ1tSdPY0 Max Pacioretty of the Habs]. Habs fans thought it was dirty and he should have been suspended. Bruins fans attest the injury was because of the glass between the benches that isn't present at other stadiums. Due to the teams' [[Arch Enemy|known relationship]] and the [[Serious Business]] nature of hockey in Canada, the Montreal police got involved and Air Canada threatened to pull their sponsorship of the league. They were not happy.
** Larry Murphy - He earned credentials as one of the best two-way defenders in the 1980s and 1990s, being one of the key players that helped the Pittsburgh Penguins win two consecutive Stanley Cups after strong stints with the Los Angeles Kings, Washington Capitals and Minnesota North Stars. The Detroit Red Wings would add him to their winning ways, earning him 2 more titles. In his time with the Penguins, he created the Murphy Dump, as coined by broadcaster Mike Lange: Murphy would clear out the puck from his zone and yet it slided just enough not to cause an icing call.
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** Roberto Luongo - Currently with the Vancouver Canucks, and was the first goaltender in decades to be a team captain, a title he relinquished after the 2009-10 Season. While his technique borders on unorthodox, his frequent, and often incredibly athletic, saves leave viewers (and shooters) scratching their heads. After Martin Brodeur's embarrassing loss to USA in the Vancouver 2010 Olymplics, Luongo took over as Team Canada's goalie, and helped salvage the tournament in his hometown, culminating in a gold medal. That was sort of a big deal. Since then, he's come under fire for his complete collapse in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals.
** Ryan Miller - Goalie for the Sabres and Team USA. Has made an art of stealing, or at least keeping 'em in games his teams might have no business being in. Comes from a hockey family out of Lansing, Michigan - his brother Drew plays for Detroit, and cousins Kevin, Kelly and Kip (all brothers) are retired NHLers, and all five starred for Michigan State University.
** Antti Niemi - Goalie for the San Jose Sharks. Notable for being the second-most recent Stanley Cup championship goaltender, having helped the Blackhawks to the trophy in 2010; and for being in the rare position of winning a Cup, being released by the winning team, and signing with the team he helped beat to reach the Stanley Cup Finals. Also notable for being something of a [[Memetic Badass|Memetic]] [[You Shall Not Pass|Badass]], for his rather acrobatic butterfly goaltending--at one point during the 2011 playoffs he wound up playing while standing on his head during several shots.
** Tim Thomas - Goalie for the Bruins and Niemi's successor as Cup-winning goalie. 5th goaltender and only 2nd American player to win the Conn Smythe Trophy for playoff MVP. Known for making lots of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8XfuoWLCpI ridiculously hard saves] and a ''very'' unorthodox playing style. Didn't actually become a starting goalie in the NHL until he was well into his thirties, having played in Europe and minor leagues over the years. Also known for his controversial opinions on the federal government and refusing to meet [[Barack Obama]].
** Patrick Roy - Revolutionized the goaltending position in the 80s with a new butterfly style to stop low shots. Is considered one of the best goalies when the game is on the line, and has an uncanny knack to dominate playoff overtime. Among Montreal fans, he shares a reputation with Ken Dryden as a brilliant young goaltender who left the team when he was at the top of his game.<ref>Dryden left the Canadiens (and the NHL) after only seven seasons over a contract dispute, and used the time to study law at
** Dominik Hasek - The goalie most known for his stint with Buffalo in the 90's. Often stuck on bad Buffalo teams but still managed to challenge Roy and Brodeur as the best goalie in the NHL year after year. Notable for his flexibility and willingness to make seemingly impossible saves look normal. Would win two Stanley Cups with Detroit. Won the Vezina Trophy for best goalie six times, a record for its current criteria.
** Glenn Hall - Nicknamed "Mr. Goalie" during his career for his skill at his position. Threw up a lot, but still managed to play 502 consecutive games once, a record for a goalie that will almost certainly never be broken (even the best goaies now will sit about ten or fifteen games a season).
** Ron Hextall - Best known for his years in Philadelphia, Hextall changed the way goalies played by his willingness to come out of the net (''way'' out of the net) and aggressively pass the puck forward instead of stopping it or guiding it to the side for a teammate to pick up. He was the first goaltender in NHL history to [[Crazy Enough to Work|deliberately score a goal]] (instead of getting credit for the goal by being the last player to touch the puck before the opposing team screwed up and scored on their own net). Also well known for using his stick as an axe on opposing players' legs and even fighting.
** Marc Andre Fluery- Goalie for the Penguins, known for being very flexible and able to make amazing saves, particularly the save on Alex Ovechin during game 7 of the 2009 Eastern Semifinals which was a major turning point in the game that led to the Pens absolutely dominating the Caps. He also had a memorable save in the final seconds of Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals, literally jumping to the side of the net ala a Secret Service man taking the bullet for the President.
** Henrik Lundqvist - [[Fan Nickname|King Henrik]], goalie for the Rangers. Hails from Sweden and led the national team to Olympic Gold at the 2006 Torino games. Well known amongst fans [[In
** Ilya Bryzgalov - Russian-born goaltender for the Flyers who previously won the Cup with Anaheim in 2007. Became the [[Breakout Character]] in the 2011-12 edition of [[NHL
** Tom Barrasso - American-born goaltender that while he had a good start with the Buffalo Sabres, [[My Real Daddy|his stint with the Pittsburgh Penguins is more well-known]]. Stepped up into the big leagues [[Jumped At the Call|''at the age of 18'']], a feat that has hardly been equaled ever since and proved to be one of the best marquee goalies of his time thanks to his impressive agility and stick handling skills and became the first American goalie to amass 300 wins. [[The Mentor|He's currently mentoring Cam Ward]] as the Carolina Hurracanes' goaltending coach.
** Grant Fuhr - Drafted 8th overall by the Edmonton Oilers in 1981, Fuhr would become one of the best goalies in the 1980s [[Bash Brothers|while playing alongside Andy Moog and later Bill Ranford]]. In the later stages of his career, he fought against injuries and substance abuse problems, but he still managed to obtain 403 victories in his career. He holds the current NHL record for 76 consecutive starts and 79 appearances in 1996 with the St. Louis Blues.
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** Frederick Arthur Stanley - Lord Stanley of Preston (1841 - 1908), he purchased the original trophy that came to bear his name, the Stanley Cup, in 1892, to be awarded to the champion of Canadian hockey. Stanley never actually saw the Cup awarded, as he returned home to England prior to its first awarding in 1893. The Stanley Cup was originally a challenge cup among amateur teams, but became a professional championship in the 1910s, and the ''de facto'' championship trophy of the NHL after 1926.
** Peter Pocklington - owner of the Edmonton Oilers from 1978 to 1998, he brought Wayne Gretzky to the team; put his father's name on the 83-84 Stanley Cup (an accident, he claims); traded Gretzky to Los Angeles for two players, three draft picks, and $15 million in 1988; and had to sell the team after falling into bankruptcy. He is not liked in Edmonton.
** Don Cherry - Former coach during the 70's and early 80's who is now host of [[Hockey Night in Canada]]'s 'Coach's Corner'. Best known for his flamboyant dress style and propensity to say controversial things which at times lands him in hot water (Most notable was a five minute long debate with co-host Ron MacLean about the impending [[The War
** Gary Bettman - Current NHL Commissioner (in fact, its first Commissioner; previously there were Presidents). Spearheaded the league's push into non-traditional markets (new franchises in Nashville and Atlanta, as well as movement of teams southward<ref>Quebec to Colorado, Winnipeg to Phoenix, Hartford to Carolina; the Stars don't belong here because the decision to move to Dallas was made shortly before Bettman took over</ref>). Has generated a lot of [[Hatedom]] from fans accusing him of being anti-Canadian (having blocked several attempts to move now-financially-floundering franchises in Nashville, Pittsburgh, and Phoenix back to Canada) and being generally detrimental to the sport (two labor stoppages, including the cancellation of the entire 2004-05 season, and the subsequent move of games from ESPN to the (then Outdoor Life, now) Versus Network due to the latter's much less extensive exposure).
** Scotty Bowman - winningest coach in the league's history (1244 regular season wins, 223 playoff wins). Won nine Stanley Cups as a coach with three different teams (Canadiens, Penguins, and Red Wings), and coached the St. Louis Blues to three consecutive Cup appearances from 1968-70. Currently the Senior Advisor of Hockey Operations for the Blackhawks. Was recently awarded the Order of Canada (basically, he's a Canadian knight).
** Al Arbour - hockey's ''second'' winningest coach (782 regular season wins, 123 playoff wins). Holds the record for most wins with one team (740). Best known as coach of the [[Badass Crew|dynasty New York Islanders]], but he also won Stanley Cups as a player with the Red Wings, Blackhawks and Maple Leafs, and was captain of Scotty Bowman's St. Louis Blues.
** The Sutter Family - Six brothers from Viking, Alberta that have played in the NHL for a combined total of over 5000 games - Darryl, Duane, Brian, Brent, and twins Ron and Rich. Several have gone on to coach in the league as well. The second generation of Sutters are breaking into the NHL as well, with Brandon and Brett having played at the top level, and several more possibly on the way in coming years.
** Lou Lamoriello - [[Magnificent Bastard|Team President and General Manager]] of the New Jersey Devils. In Lou's first year, the Devils [[Took a Level
** Howie Meeker: A former player and TV commentator who became more famous as a children's educator in the sport with TV shows and books devoted to teaching the game. He also was a strong advocate for better quality kid's safety equipment in the sport.
** Jack Edwards: Play-by-play announcer for the Bruins on NESN, known for his [[Large Ham|enthusiastic]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Ov16bkxQA commentary].
** Roger Neilson: Sadly passed away from cancer in 2003. Infamous for his [[Aint No Rule|bending of the rules]], such as putting a defenseman in goal for a penalty shot, who could legally leave the goal and check the other guy, and having goalies block the net with their stick when they were pulled. The innovator of the Towel Power tradition (fans waving towels) when he stuck a white towel on the end of a player's stick and waved it as a mock surrender flag as a symbol of his disgust with the officiating in the game.
** The Staal Brothers - Four brothers from Thunder Bay, Ontario who are currently signed to NHL contracts.
*** Eric, the oldest brother, is the current Captain of the Carolina Hurricanes and was a part of the team during their 2006 Stanley Cup win.
*** Marc is the second oldest and is the only defenceman of the four. He currently plays for the New York Rangers.
*** Jordan currently plays for the Pittsburgh Penguins and won the Stanley Cup with them in 2009. Interestingly, he started playing in the NHL a year before his older brother Marc.
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** The 2010 Philadelphia Flyers did this to the Boston Bruins in the Conference Semifinals, and to top it off, even spotted the Bruins the first three goals of Game 7, only to win that game by a score of 4-3.
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* [[Blood Sport]]
* [[Rugby Is Slaughter|Hockey Is Slaughter]]
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