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== The entire Neon Genesis Evangelion universe is powered.... by [[Epileptic Trees]] / Wild Mass Guessing ==
There was once an earlier WMG here which says that it is a [[Springtime for Hitler]] designed to deliberately fail and any actual cohesion or symbolism in NGE was purely coincidental, and fans create [[Epileptic Trees]] to convince themselves that there is an actual plot. The question is, why did it became successful? Answer: Eva is a massive Epileptic Tree garden. Its inherent meaninglessness and lots of [[It Just Bugs Me|circumstances which confuse and bug the audience]] makes it a fertile land for epileptic trees to grow. And remember, If there's something that most kinds of fans from intellectual critics to the [[Fan Dumb|dumbest of the dumb]] love, it's farming Epileptic Trees. Fans come and go into the Eva-verse to post their own [[Fan Wank]] and pet wild theories, some silly, some [[Contemplate Our Navels|philosophical]]. If Fans lost their ability to create their own theories, then Eva would be the [[So Bad
* Also, the AT Field is powered by existentialism and one's own choice. So, maybe, the entire point of NGE's history is that we must use our own AT Fields to be free to post Epileptic Trees in the Garden of Fiction.
* In a less reality-grounding and more imaginative WMG, Shinji, Anno, Seele, and all of Nerv are actually servants to a race of [[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|super-intelligent pan-dimensional]] sapient plants called ''[[Canis Latinicus|Arbor Epileptus]]'', aka the Epileptic Trees, which are obsessed with tropes, [[Time Lord/WMG|Time Lords]], [[It Just Bugs Me|media infested by confusion-causing bugs]], [[Fridge Logic|fridge-chilled logic]], [[Mind Screw|mind-penetrating screws]], [[Freud Was Right|screws]], [[Everybody Is Jesus in Purgatory|Jesus in Purgatory]] and [[What Do You Mean Its Not Symbolic|other things you think are symbolic]], and reproduce by [[Fan Wank|forcing fans to masturbate]]. The creation of the entire Eva-verse is a plan for the Epileptic Trees to take over our world, spreading their [[Multiversal Conqueror|multiversal empire]] of [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|life-ruining tropery]]. The End Of Evangelion? It's just a plan to terraform the Earth into an Epileptic Tree homeworld, perfect for growing lots [[Mind Screw|and lots]] ''[[Running Gag|and lots]]'' of Epileptic Trees. [[Grand Unifying Guesses|They are planning to invade other fiction]], even [[Real Life|Real]] [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|Life]], and TV Tropes is their headquarters / mothership. Oh, and [[Stock Epileptic Trees|Shinji is a Time Lord in Purgatory.]]
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== Asuka is pregnant with Shinji's child in the last scene of the movie. ==
Shinji and Asuka were both screwing around during Instrumentality, and the hospital scene sort of implies that Shinji ''had sex with'' [[Dude, She's Like, in a Coma|his comatose friend]] and pulled out at the last minute. It would also explain both interperetations of the final line ("I feel sick" could refer to morning sickness and "How disgusting" could refer to her feeling of disgust towards her 'husband'). In addition, it reinforces the feeling of their (and subsequently, humanity's) uncertain future. [[Tiffany Grant]], Asuka's VA, seems to believe this theory, according to [[The Other Wiki]].
* Oh god, this one originated from an essay by Sean [[
== The angels are [[Humans Are Cthulhu|ordinary humans]] ==
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