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* In ''[[The Breakfast Club]]'', Brian Johnson, the "brain" is a virgin... but so are Claire (the princess) and Alison (the basket case). [[Unfortunate Implications|However, Alison and Claire both get together with Bender and Andy at the end, while Brian is left alone and single.]]
* Implied in ''[[Dead Poets Society]]'':
{{quote| [[The Smart Guy|Meeks]]: I'll try anything once! <br />
[[Jerk with a Heart of Gold|Charlie]]: Except sex! }}
* Heavily averted in ''[[American Pie]]'': the biggest nerds (band geeks) are also the sluttiest.
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** In one of these stories, the girl ''worked at the comic shop the poster frequented'', where she '''sold him''' most of the nerdy stuff. Somehow things didn't click for her until she got back to his place.
* [[Zero Punctuation|Yahtzee]] alludes to this in his review of [[Catherine]]:
{{quote| (Increasingly amused) "... there's a moral choice aspect where you answer questions based on your own substantial experience with relationships *stifled laughter* "}}
** And the accompanying visual is of a fat glasses-wearing guy sitting next to a blow-up doll.
 
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* The ''[[Star Trek]]'' episode of ''[[Futurama]]'' mentions that in Earth's past, Trekkies, after the show became a worldwide religion, were executed by being thrown into a volcano because it was "the manner best befitting virgins." Considering how many of the show's staff are themselves Trekkies, nerds or holders of advanced degrees there was a definite [[Take That Us]] vibe to the scene.
* There is a [[Cutaway Gag]] on ''[[Family Guy]]'' where a terrorist goes to heaven to get his "72 virgins", only to find a group of (male) nerds playing ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]''.
{{quote| "OSAAMAAA!!"}}
* The Comic Book Guy in ''[[The Simpsons]]'' lost his virginity to Agnes Skinner when he was in his forties.
** Principal Skinner, who is pretty square himself, apparently lost his to Mrs. Krabappel when he was in his early 40s.