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* This exchange between Brian and P.C Clarke in the first season, discussing a security guard wounded in a robbery connected to a case, something of which has piqued Brian's interest: |
* This exchange between Brian and P.C Clarke in the first season, discussing a security guard wounded in a robbery connected to a case, something of which has piqued Brian's interest: |
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{{quote|'''Brian''': If you were robbing a security van and wanted to immobilise the guard inside, where would you shoot him? |
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'''Clarke''': ... The head? |
'''Clarke''': ... The head? |
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'''Brian''': ... You'll notice, Clarkie, I said 'immobilise', not 'kill instantly in an unnecessary bloodbath'. |
'''Brian''': ... You'll notice, Clarkie, I said 'immobilise', not 'kill instantly in an unnecessary bloodbath'. |
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'''Clarke''': ... The leg. |
'''Clarke''': ... The leg. |
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'''Brian''': The leg! Good! Leg. |
'''Brian''': The leg! Good! Leg. |
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'''Clarke''': Or the foot. |
'''Clarke''': Or the foot. |
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'''Brian''': Let's just stick with the leg. |
'''Brian''': Let's just stick with the leg. |
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'''Clarke''': ''[Eagerly, getting a bit carried away]'' ''Both'' legs. |
'''Clarke''': ''[Eagerly, getting a bit carried away]'' ''Both'' legs. |
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'''Brian''': ''[Exasperated]'' One leg would probably suffice! |
'''Brian''': ''[Exasperated]'' One leg would probably suffice! |
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'''Clarke''': But ''two'' to make sure. |
'''Clarke''': But ''two'' to make sure. |
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'''Brian''': It's a thirty second situation, Clarke! You shoot a man in the leg, he's really not going anywhere. |
'''Brian''': It's a thirty second situation, Clarke! You shoot a man in the leg, he's really not going anywhere. |
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'''Clarke''': But if you've already shot him in one leg, he's kind of stuck ''in situ'' while I shoot in in the other one. Might as well. Bang, number one -- he can't move. Bang, number two -- he really ''really'' can't move. |
'''Clarke''': But if you've already shot him in one leg, he's kind of stuck ''in situ'' while I shoot in in the other one. Might as well. Bang, number one -- he can't move. Bang, number two -- he really ''really'' can't move. |
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''[Brian is utterly lost for words for a moment]'' |
''[Brian is utterly lost for words for a moment]'' |
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'''Brian''': ... Get your coat, son. }} |
'''Brian''': ... Get your coat, son. }} |
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* Sandra confronts Gerry regarding his interview with a former (female) Police Detective: |
* Sandra confronts Gerry regarding his interview with a former (female) Police Detective: |
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{{quote|'''Sandra''': You slept with her. |
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'''Gerry''': Yeah. |
'''Gerry''': Yeah. |
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'''Sandra''': You disgust me. |
'''Sandra''': You disgust me. |
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'''Gerry''': We never discussed you at all! }} |
'''Gerry''': We never discussed you at all! }} |
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* Gerry chewing out {{spoiler|the misogynistic Fred Blackridge}}, in a magnificent [[Reason You Suck Speech]]. Considering that {{spoiler|he was reading the man's books and agreeing with many of the points.}} Sandra approved. |
* Gerry chewing out {{spoiler|the misogynistic Fred Blackridge}}, in a magnificent [[Reason You Suck Speech]]. Considering that {{spoiler|he was reading the man's books and agreeing with many of the points.}} Sandra approved. |
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Latest revision as of 01:21, 16 March 2015
- This exchange between Brian and P.C Clarke in the first season, discussing a security guard wounded in a robbery connected to a case, something of which has piqued Brian's interest:
Brian: If you were robbing a security van and wanted to immobilise the guard inside, where would you shoot him? |
- Sandra confronts Gerry regarding his interview with a former (female) Police Detective:
Sandra: You slept with her. |
- Gerry chewing out the misogynistic Fred Blackridge, in a magnificent Reason You Suck Speech. Considering that he was reading the man's books and agreeing with many of the points. Sandra approved.