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* The Celestials telling <s>Machine Man</s> Aaron Stack exactly what they think of him. Complete with "L-for-loser" hand sign.

* '''FIN FANG FOOM!'''

Oh, you cannot imagine how annoyed he is. }}

* {{spoiler|A giant red dinosaur in a smoking jacket holding a gun.}} [[This Troper]] had it as his [[Facebook]] picture for a while, to the confusion and amusement of all.

* "Oh my god. They ''explode!'' My life has taken on new meaning."

* Dread Rorkannu shows us how to always keep a poker face while negotiating.

And the girls. I like those "Suicide Girls." On the website. The girls with tattoos and piercings. I like those. No blondes. }}

* This little exchange:

'''Aaron'''(joins in the kicking): "Cops -- the most annoying fleshy ones of '''all'''!" }}

* "The little guy did something to your heads. [[The Ditz|I]] gave him the explodo because [[Too Dumb to Fool|I am clever]]."

** Pretty much the whole book is [[TV Tropes Made of Win Archive]]. Go and read it already.

** It even has a theme song:

Aaron! [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Is going to organise your sock drawer.]]<br />

Elsa! Is gonna speak with an accent!<br />

The Captain! '''His name is the Captain!''''' }}

* Dirk Anger. Whenever he is on a panel, hilarity ensues. The guy is a walking, talking, dress-wearing, ice-cream chugging [[Crowning Moment of Funny]].

'''Dirk Anger:''' "Thirty? You look like a bag of dried buttskin. I'm older'n you. I'm ninety years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs. Special H.A.T.E. drugs. Life-extending drugs. H.A.T.E. has the best drugs. Because H.A.T.E. loves me. And I love H.A.T.E. Every day of my horrible drug-extended terrorist-fighting life. Every day I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner. And dinner is meat. Raw meat. The cook serves me an entire animal and I fight it bare-handed and tear off what I want and eat it and have the rest buried. In '''New Jersey'''! For H.A.T.E.!" }}

** The sad fate of Father [[Killer Robot|Blood Drench Robo Crush]].

* More meta, but this troper finds the Wikipedia page for [[wikipedia:Dirk Anger|Dirk Anger]] to be ''hilarious'', if only because it tries to summarize the character's traits and participation in the series with [[The Comically Serious|complete seriousness]].

* The series of around six consecutive splash pages in the penultimate issue. The last image is captioned as such:

* "Special bear?" "Special bear is ''dead''."

* Two words: {{spoiler|''Elvis M.O.D.O.K.s''}}.