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{{quote|''Love is a simple thing,
Love is a poison ring,
Shiny as a lizard's tongue,
Quiet as a man who's hung,
Love is so great and grand,
Soft as a mummy's hand,
Love is the raven's croak,
Sweet as the poison oak,
Brighter than a coffin nail,
Gay as a widow's wail.
Love makes an old heart stop.
Love is the mating call,
When you've sealed him in the wall,
Love is a simple thing.''|"Love is a Simple Thing," Charles Addams [[Homage]] verse}}
{{quote|I'm afraid I don't see things like you do. I mean it: I'm afraid. What if [[High Octane Nightmare Fuel|the things I find beautiful]] [[Go Mad From the Revelation|drive you mad?]] What if they hollow you out like clever little squirrels getting nuts for the winter, except [[Eye Scream|the nuts are your eyes,]] and winter is, [[Metaphorgotten|I don't know, maybe]] [[The End of the World as We Know It|the Rapture]] [[Metaphorgotten|or something?]] And [[Dissonant Serenity|I'm just smiling while your face gets ripped apart]] because I think it's beautiful? These things worry me sometimes, when I'm not looking at the night sky. [[Cloudcuckoolander|So I spend a lot of time looking at the night sky, and not looking at your face and thinking about squirrels.]]|''[[Genius: The Transgression]]''}}
{{quote|'''Cheryl:''' ''Pam, you read me like a poem.''
'''Pam:''' ''How's that poem gonna read when Cyril finally snaps and murders you?''
'''Cheryl:''' ''I dunno, "World's Gushiest Orgasm?"''|''[[Archer]]''}}
{{quote|'''Sgt Donovan:''' Are these *human* eyes?
'''Sherlock:''' Put those back!
'''Sgt Donovan:''' They were in the ''microwave''.
'''Sherlock:''' It's an experiment.|''[[Sherlock]]''}}
{{quote|''My favorite dreams are nightmares.''|Unknown}}
{{quote|I like nightmares waking up in a cold cold sweat
I like nightmares making hair stand up on my neck
My heart is pumping
I'm runnin' for my life
I'm scared to death and yet...|"I Like Nightmares", from Spooky Music}}
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