39,327
edits
No Delays for the Wicked: Difference between revisions
m
update links
m (update links) |
m (update links) |
||
Line 10:
The [[Government Conspiracy]] isn't the only group that can do this. An army of Nazis, Orcs, [[Scary Dogmatic Aliens]], etc., can march anywhere, any time, without slowing down to rest or eat, while the poor heroes are tired and hungry all the time. Logistics problems don't apply to them. The villainous army never slows down because a stupid supply officer forget to ship the fuel, or because a greedy supply officer sold it all for cash (at least, not any more...). Meanwhile, any heroic army will have at least one [[Obstructive Bureaucrat]] getting in the way.
This power even extends to inanimate objects. An evil commander's cell phone never goes out of order, but a hero's cell phone will go out of order [[Can You Hear Me Now?|whenever it would be inconvenient]]. The stupid ticket machine at the airport which ate the heroes' money will always give the villains the plane tickets they need. The villains will never fail at anything [[For Want of a Nail]].
The exception is a [[Spanner in the Works]], but that only happens at the end.
| |||