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{{quote|''"This tells me less than nothing. Do you understand? You've made me forget things I didn't even know."''|'''Black Mage,''' ''[[8-Bit Theater|Eight Bit Theater]], [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/06/24/episode-1008-charmed-im-sure/ Strip #1008]''}}
 
The [['''Non-Answer]]''' is a response to a question that is so generic or vague that it's not really an answer at all. Usually, not only is the answer very vague, it is very ''obvious'' as well. This may be because there is no better answer, or the askee simply doesn't want to answer the question.
 
Compare [[Mathematician's Answer]] and [[Cryptically Unhelpful Answer]].
 
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=== '''Examples''' ===
 
== Anime ==
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== Literature ==
* Karen Armstrong (IIRC) claims that the [[The Bible|Biblical]] "I am that I am" is a [[Non-Answer]].
** Similarly, some view "Thou sayest it," the answer [[Jesus]] gives to Pilate's question "Art thou king of the Jews?", as a [[Non-Answer]]. Does Jesus mean "Yep, you said it; you got that right," or "That's what ''you'' say; ''I'' never made that claim"? (''[[Jesus Christ Superstar]]'' understands it in the latter sense.)
** "Render unto Ceasar the things that are Ceasar's and unto God the things that are God's", as an answer to whether the Jewish people should pay taxes to the Romans, is specifially stated in the Bible to be a [[Non-Answer]]. The questioners were trying to trap Jesus into making a statement either way, at which point they would either declare him to be a Roman sympathiser to the Jews, or declare him to be a Judean revolutionary to the Romans.
* From ''[[A Series of Unfortunate Events|Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography]]'':
{{quote|The stranger was a woman, at least as tall as a small chair and probably as old as someone who attended nursery school many years ago. She was entirely dressed in articles of clothing, and had nothing on her feet except a pair of socks and two shoes. ... [She] began to speak in a voice that reminded me distinctly of her own.}}
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* In ''[[Shadow of the Templar]]'' Jeremy is a master of this, as is Ethan.
* [[(The Customer is) Not Always Right]] is full of these
* [[The Shivah]] enables you to make almost every answer a [[Non-Answer]] by responding to every question with a question. To be fair, the point of your questions seems to be to make your interrogator realize the answer on his/her own... sometimes.
 
 
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* Question: "What's For Dinner/What do you want for dinner?" Answer: "Food"
* [[Rule 34]] variant:
{{quote|'''Q:''' ''"How do(es) he/she/they [[[Squick|squickysquick]]y or improbable sex act]?"''<br />
'''A:''' "Very carefully." }}
* [[Gunnerkrigg Court|Tom Siddell]] does this when he doesn't want to answer a fan's question.
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