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Characters who have appeared on [[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]]'s show.
 
== Critic character tropes A-M ==
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A [[Deadpan Snarker|sarcastic]], [[Adult Child|bratty]] [[Troubled but Cute|mess]] who likes his [[Caustic Critic|temper tantrums]]. He's a reviewer of film and television from [[The Eighties]] and [[The Nineties|Nineties]] and the show's star.
 
* [[Abusive Parents]] [[Parents Asas People|As People]]: They broke him really bad, making him an easily scared, naive, weepy [[Psychopathic Manchild]] who thinks parents shouting at each other happens all the time and has children getting hurt as a [[Berserk Button]], but they've done a couple of nice things for him that keep them out of "totally irredeemable" territory.
{{quote| '''Critic''': Yeah, I remember the last time I said "this is the nineties, old man" to my Dad... [shakily and looking traumatized] i-it really was the last time.}}
* [[Adorkable]]: His awkwardness has a tendency to ''really'' come out during the "Old vs. New" segments and his intense, enduring love for Christmas is very sweet.
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* [[Agent Scully]]: Despite all of the unexplained, magical things that have happened to him, he still demands logic in the movies he reviews.
* [[Aggressive-Submissive]]: A force of nature personality coupled with an [[Extreme Doormat]] need to be loved will make you one of these.
* [[Ain't Too Proud to Beg]]: He'll even whore himself out as long [[Tom and Jerry (Animation)|you]] don't play another song.
* [[The Alcoholic]]: Even though even [[Back to The Future|Doc Brown]] would probably laugh at him for not being able to handle his drink, booze pops up a lot in his show.
* [[Alcoholic Parent]]: His mother, manipulative horror that she sounds like.
* [[Alcohol Hic]]: Because he's such a lightweight, appears very early on in his review of ''[[IT]]''. It only gets worse from there.
* [[Alone in Aa Crowd]]: During the "Baby Geniuses" review when he's suffering from yet another [[Heroic BSOD]].
* [[All Girls Want Bad Boys|All Boys Want Bad Girls]]: He has a Masochism Tango-like relationship with [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]], he sees no problem with the attractive inmates from ''[[Chicago]]'' snuffing him out and his prom date ended up raping him.
* [[Alter Ego Acting]]: The Critic's name is Doug, but he's still a fictional character whom Doug Walker plays.
* [[Always Someone Better]]: Or he thinks so as part of his [[Inferiority Superiority Complex]].
* [[Am I Just a Toy Toto You?]]: His screaming at the Chick about does she even care about him goes into this trope when [[Word of God]] confirmed they had sex in the ''[[Fern Gully]]'' review.
* [[Animals Hate Him]]: In the mindfucks list, a toy puppy turns into a giant gorilla to kill him. Close to being justified, as whenever there's a movie with an animal in the lead, he usually wants them dead.
* [[Annoying Younger Sibling]]: Played with. He's annoying, but The Other Guy keeps him in place through disproportionate means. (Like punching him back into a review)
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* [[Apologetic Attacker]]: "TO WAR! ...whenever you have the time."
* [[Apologizes a Lot]]: Who apologizes for saying they found something scary that others didn't? And then there's his guest spot on Ask That Guy, where he's freaked out but still says sorry for not answering the questions.
* [[Arch Enemy]]: [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]], and even then they have some friendly moments.
* [[Ass Shove]]: When talking about Walken's scene in ''[[Pulp Fiction]]'', he shudders at the reminder of seeing his proctologist.
* [[Ate His Gun]]: He puts his gun in his mouth due to the "Fast-Talking Supernatural Dick Club", but they stop before he pulls the trigger.
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** His accidental admission that he'd killed a Reno hooker by accident gives a new spin on his anger with the [[Unproblematic Prostitution]] in ''[[Milk Money]]''. Less [[Common Sense]], more trying to make up for what he did.
* [[Ax Crazy]]
* [[Attention Whore]]: [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]] gently bitches about his hogging all the limelight when he shows up dressed as [[Tim Curry]] in her review of ''[[The Worst Witch]]''.
* [[Aw, Look -- They Really Do Love Each Other|Aw Look He Really Does Like Her]]: With his relationship with the Chick, he mixes schoolboy playing, snark and equal dysfunction with a pretty deep amount of respect.
* [[Authority in Name Only]]: In the TGWTG universe, he's the boss. He gets walked over a lot, however, so that it really doesn't mean much. Phelous doesn't even remember his [[Catch Phrase]].
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* [[The "B" Grade]]: Inverted. An A- was such a rare occasion that he got a trip to Chuck E Cheese whenever that happened. Bullies tearing up his homework constantly likely had something to do with it.
* [[Big Eater]]: If all the junk food in the first Commercials Special is any indication, especially as he'd been sitting in the same place and stuffing himself for a ''week''.
* [[Big Name Fan]]: In-universe. He was as shocked as we were when he got to interview the crew of ''[[Animaniacs (Animation)|Animaniacs]]'' and they had actually liked his stuff.
* [[Birthday Hater]]: Odd for such a [[Lonely Rich Kid]], but the only gift-giving holiday he enjoys is Christmas. He also loves Halloween, for slightly [[Ethical Slut|different]] [[Nightmare Fetishist|reasons]].
* [[Bi the Way]]: His prom date was a man, as he said "This is ''just like'' prom night all over again" at the end of "Spooning With Spoony II", when he's saying how much he loves prostitutes he keeps it gender-neutral, he has open man!crushes, and he seem to enjoy the idea of Linkara having a crush on him, as "The Next Nostalgia Critic Fuck Ups" noted.
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* [[Brains and Bondage]]: He's a [[Genius Ditz]] masochist who loves toppy women. In the first Nerd Rant, he's ''proud'' of how he tortures himself.
{{quote| '''Critic''': So what's the point in seeing The Lost World? For you, none. For me, I'm a glutton for fucking punishment.}}
* [[Break the Cutie]]: Finally driven home in the "Commercials Special" when he bemoans that he used to have such dreams and promise. And in a more simple use of the trope, any time he gets a seriously bad movie - ''[[The Neverending Story (Filmfilm)|The Neverending Story]] 3'' springs immediately to mind.
** It turns out that the fuck-up lists were breaking him. He stopped fighting it at the beginning of the third episode, and at the end his frustration over ''[[Battlefield Earth]]'' leads into a screaming tantrum about everyone being horrible. Even ''Douchey'' feels bad for him.
* [[Break the Haughty]]: He thinks doing a [[Let's Play]] is going to be '''so''' easy, much easier than actually analyzing something. He really gets proven wrong.
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* [[Cannot Tell a Joke]]: When whatever it is refuses to give him any more film clips for ''[[Lord of the Rings]]'' and tells him to actually make people laugh on his own, he's completely clueless about what to do.
* [[Can't Act Perverted Toward a Love Interest]]: Before his [[Freak-Out]] at the end, the date with the Chick was probably the first time we saw him mind-splittingly shy. Having [[The Masochism Tango]] benefits them much more.
* [[Can't Get Away Withwith Nuthin']]: {{spoiler|The Critic never suspected that God would be watching his "Old vs. New" video of ''[[The Ten Commandments]]'' vs. ''[[The Prince of Egypt]]''. He thought God was a benevolent and kind being, but God didn't let him get away with that statement.}}
{{quote| '''God:''' [[Pre-Mortem One-Liner|"Your ass is grass."]]}}
* [[Can't Hold His Liquor]]: Five minutes into the ''[[IT]]'' review and the audience was already spinning. Five minutes ''later'', he's having to knock his head on the desk to get some sense back into his brain.
** Even earlier in the Snob/Phelous crossover, he was drunk and weepy by 6pm, not even knowing who Rob was, messier than usual, craving Ninja Turtles (even the third movie) and crying that he used to like ''[[The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (Film)|The Garbage Pail Kids Movie]]''. Snob called it "shockingly depressing" and Phelous wanted to hang himself.
** When playing the ''[[Duck TalesDuckTales]]'' [[Drinking Game]], he passes out after six shots of Malibu.
* [[Cant Keep A Secret]]: He might have [[Undying Loyalty]], but his promise to Chester that he'd keep the Search For The Necronomicon just between them lasted for about twenty seconds.
* [[Casanova Wannabe]]: Before he got a [[Fan Service Pack]] and morphed into a [[Chivalrous Pervert|perverted]] [[Ethical Slut]], he was portrayed as an unattractive, overweight, chauvinist prick.
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* [[Caustic Critic]]: The fact that he's a [[Deconstructive Parody]] of one, focusing on how ''miserable'' the job is, has become more clear as time goes on.
* [[Character Development]]: He's an [[Adult Child]] with a [[Dark and Troubled Past]] and lots of issues. The past couple of years however, he's still of course a brat, but also a [[Papa Wolf]] who has basically declared himself a defender of kids well-being and intelligence.
** There's been a nice shift in power dynamics with his relationship with [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]]. At first, he's condescending and just treats her like an extension of him, also being so awkward that he has to pretend to be Rasputin to hit on her. But as she grew into the sociopath we know and love, he trusts her ([[Kickassia|to almost dumbass degrees]]), wants her to be proud of herself and wants to spend time with her.
** As probably part of [[Misery Builds Character]], his attitude towards Harley Quinn and the Joker's relationship. In his Top Eleven Animated Women, he has the hots for her (naturally) and likes the couple because it "gives homicidal maniacs like him a chance". In his Top Eleven Batman Episodes, he feels sorry for her, talks about how the pairing sums up [[Domestic Abuse]] in a nutshell and his one complaint about the episode is the [[Fan Service]] of doctors in mini-skirts.
** He's become a lot more respectful towards women, dislikes stereotypical manliness (he's quite a [[Sissy Villain]] himself) and has undying love for [[Badass]] girls. The "Top Eleven Hottest Animated Women" list had skeeviness reminiscent of [[Ask That Guy With the Glasses (Web Video)|Ask That Guy With theThe Glasses]].
** In his first top eleven, the Scariest Nostalgic Moments, he calls the [[Villain Song]] in ''[[Care Bears]] In Wonderland'' gay and mentions that if you watch ''[[Care Bears]]'' long enough you see the face of the devil. When he actually reviews the three movies, he of course still thinks they're sickeningly sweet but is a lot more mature about explaining his problems with them.
** He started being calmer(ish) and giving a general review at the end of his episodes after ''[[The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (Film)|The Garbage Pail Kids Movie]]'' became the utter pinnacle of badness in his eyes.
** After the ''[[My Pet Monster]]'' debacle, he's learned not to be entitled and complain about having to watch something when it's a movie he actually bought or rented.
** Compare the reviews of ''[[A Kid in King ArthursArthur's Court]]'' and ''[[Alien]]: Resurrection''. The former has him salivating over a [[Relationship Writing Fumble]] between two young-looking sisters and the latter a few years later has him irritated over how it was just advertised to get the male demographic in.
* [[Character Filibuster]]: If his "child abuse" [[Berserk Button]] gets hit, the review will stop for a few minutes so he can get all his rant out.
* [[Character Tics]]: If he's thinking he'll nearly always pucker his mouth. Another one as mentioned by [[BrentalflossBrental Floss]], when he's trying to be angry but just really wants to laugh, he'll give a [[Death Glare]] with his mouth slightly open.
* [[Characterization Marches On]]: Going from a happy, fanboying proto-Chester to a manic-depressive cynic.
** He used to mention playing basketball and having therapy a lot. Both have died out because A) can you imagine the Critic [[Sissy Villain|as]] [[Psychopathic Manchild|he]] [[The Ditz|is]] [[Designated Monkey|now]] being any good at sports? and B) the therapist wouldn't survive the hour.
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{{quote| '''Critic''': I really hate this episode.}}
* [[Chivalrous Pervert]]: He's a feminist who gets upset at unneeded [[Fan Service]], [[Princesses Rule|princesses]], [[Distressed Damsel|damsels in distress]], [[Shallow Love Interest|male-dependent women]] and so on, but he'll make it clear if he's attracted to a (usually toppy or curvy) lady.
** In the ''[[Cool Asas Ice]]'' review:
{{quote| '''Critic''': You know, I'm not for the objectification of women, but the only thing that can possibly save this movie is a nude scene. I mean, at least go for flat-out smut and entertain som- oh hey, I got my wish.<br />
*Kristin Minter starts undressing, Critic starts grinning, the brother comes in and his face falls*<br />
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* [[Cute but Psycho]]: Sometimes sweet and [[Adorkable]], sometimes blowing up an entire city by accident because of a tantrum.
* [[Cute Glasses Boy]]: It's not that Doug isn't attractive anyway, but his glasses make him look very baby-faced.
* [[Cuteness Proximity]]: He squees himself into teenage girl mode when he sees Snuffaluffagus in ''[[Sesame Street (TV)|Sesame Street]]''.
* [[Cute Mute]]: He's been traumatized into silence a few times, one of which was in Spooning With Spoony. Noah revealed in his commentary that the reason why Critic only had one line in that was because Doug wanted to play the victim as much as possible.
* [[The Danza]]: He's the only one of Doug's characters to share his name.
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* [[Dating Catwoman]]: According to Doug and Lindsay, he and the Chick have this sort of relationship. There's an interesting contrast between the Chick's crazed addiction to get Todd noticing her and her mutually bitchy but fun and almost warm at this point dynamic with the Critic.
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Mixed in with [[Stepford Snarker]] and bitterness.
* [[Deal Withwith the Devil]]: He's so desperate to have to have Sequel Month erased from his memory that he'll do whatever Sage tells him to do.
* [[Death Byby Despair]]: After fully breaking down about how his life has gone nowhere, he gets about an inch away from it in his first commercials special.
* [[Death Seeker]]: You know, you could just leave the room or switch off the TV instead of trying to off yourself constantly.
* [[Deliberately Cute Child|Deliberately Cute Man-Child]]: In "Return Of The Commercials" after "killing things smaller than gives you power!" and an [[Evil Laugh]], he giggles like a puppy-eyed girl when she's just been caught painting the walls.
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* [[Demonic Possession]]: In the AVGN vs. NC Final Battle, he gets possessed by the devil when he's losing and can only be killed for a short period by Super Mecha Death Christ.
* [[Designated Monkey]]: [[Word of God]] says he was ''created'' to suffer.
* [[Despair Event Horizon]]: He's already well past it when ''[[The Neverending Story (Filmfilm)|The Neverending Story]] III'' begins. He approaches it at the end of ''[[My Pet Monster]]'' and start of the following "Nostalgic Commercials" video, falling over the edge near the end.
* [[Determinator]]: He'll run all the way from Chicago to Philly to fight the Nerd (which apparently takes two weeks) and he won't even get tired.
* [[Determined Defeatist]]: He knows he's pathetic, but carries on because at least he's resilient.
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* [[Digging Yourself Deeper]]: Whenever he's in [[Cannot Tell a Joke]] mode.
* [[Distinguished Gentleman's Pipe]]: Like how Ask That Guy steals his gun when he wants to kill someone the old-fashioned way, he steals Ask That Guy's pipe for whenever he makes a posh detective joke.
* [[Distracted Byby My Own Sexy]]: When he's being all determined to face down the Nerd at Digital Press, he checks out his reflection in a shop window.
* [[Distracted Byby the Sexy]]: Dulcia of the ''[[Power Rangers]] Movie'' defeats a mob of "giant black chickens" by swinging two stick-weapons "throwing them into some kind of hypnotic trance":
{{quote| '''Critic''': Yeah, how's that supposed to put you in a trance, taking two sticks and putting them up and down, up and down, up and down, [''cut to Dulcia in her [[Battle Bikini]]''] up and down...up and down... [''picture slowly zooms in on her breasts'']...up and down...up and down... [''gets his hat knocked off''] [[[Beat]]] You win this round, Dulcea.}}
* [[Disappeared Dad]]: He's mentioned very rarely and Critic still lives with his mom. There's been a few hints that the parents got divorced. (This is in-character of course, Doug's dad - Barney Walker - has helped out a lot with music and such, therefore gets thanked in the credits.)
* [[Distressed Dude]]: He got kidnapped by the Game Heroes and was made to promote their stuff at gunpoint.
** When he was chloroformed by [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]], he got just as much into the victim role.
** Spooning With Spoony II probably counts, seeing as how he was the only canon one who was roofied and judging by the details, Spoony really went to town on humiliating him.
** Made fun of in the ''[[Sidekicks]]'' review where he acts like he's chained up.
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* [[Nobody Calls Me Chicken|Don't Call Me Chicken]]: He could never resist a challenge from the Nerd, no matter how hard he'd got his ass beat the previous time.
* [[Dragged Into Drag]]: According to Spoony in his ''[[Captain America]]'' video, he forced Critic to dress up like a dirty ballerina during Spooning With Spoony 2 and took pictures for blackmail.
* [[Dragon Withwith an Agenda]]: The other contributors think that he's the (ineffectual) [[Bad Boss]] of the site. In reality, it's The Other Guy and Critic's just a puppet with woefully poor self-esteem.
* [[Driven to Madness]]: ''[[Battlefield Earth (Filmfilm)|Battlefield Earth]]'' does this to the Critic in his 100th episode. It does it out of the ''sheer stupidity'' of the movie. So much so they sped the camera up for most of his breakdown.
** And ''[[Batman and Robin (Filmfilm)|Batman and Robin]]'' drives him [[Incredibly Lame Pun|'batshit insane']], until he takes some pills. "Tranquilizers. Always come prepared when Schumacher is involved."
* [[Driven to Suicide]]: In [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Spoony's]] review of Captain America, he asks for the Critics opinion on the movie, [[Serious Business|making sure he knows that if he doesn't]], [[Kick the Dog|he'll get blackmailed with crossdressing pictures from when he was roofied and raped]]. Cut to a shot of the Critic's elevated feet dangling from side to side while squeaking from a rope is heard.
{{quote| '''Spoony''': "That's the coward's way out, and you know it, Critic!"}}
** Also became a [[Running Gag]] throughout the ''Batman and Robin'' review. Though it's actually subverted, as precautions were apparently made to prevent him from killing himself.
** He also becomes suicidal during a scene in ''[[Howard the Duck (Filmfilm)|Howard the Duck]]''.
** After his "''[[Superman]]'' Top 11" review, the Critic mentions how the movies always make him smile, before remembering the tragic fates of Christopher Reeve, Margot Kidder and the World Trade Center.
{{quote| ''"I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I'm going to go kill myself."''}}
*** Not all ''Superman ''movies make him smile. From his ''Superman IV'' review. "How long is this movie again?" "Hour and a half." "BLAM!"
** ''[[Bio -Dome]]'' made him slash his wrists, although either he or someone else put plasters on them afterwards.
** The songs in ''The Pebble And The Penguin'' make him feel so dirty that he takes a bath with a toaster.
* [[Drunk Withwith Power]]: Seeing as how he has so little of it usually, when he does get the faintest whiff of power he'll try and cling to it as hard as he can.
* [[Dude, She's Like, in Aa Coma]]: He pinches [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]]'s ass--while almost unconscious himself.
* [[Dude, Where's My Respect?]]: At the start of his ''[[Full House]]'' review, he very pissily hopes we appreciate what he does for us.
* [[Dumb Struck]]: Because Doug lost his voice again, ''[[Alone in The Dark]]'' was so awful that Critic lost the ability to talk.
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* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: As much as he couldn't stand the Nerd, calling him [[The Irate Gamer]] is going too far.
** He does a [[Not Me This Time]] when Todd, Jesu, Y and Rollo T accuse him of making them watch ''[[The Last Airbender]]''. He doesn't even know who they are.
* [[Even Nerds Have Standards]]: The dorky dancing Peter does in ''[[Spider -Man]] III'' is too dorky even for him.
** Subverted in the Harry Potter book launch. After spending the majority of the video bitching about it, he has a [[Freak-Out]] [[Squee]] larger than anyone when the books start coming out.
** There's an affectionate potshot at erotic fanfic writers when George Lucas and Carrie Fisher are the couple in ''[[Hook (Film)|Hook]]''.
** He gets to be on the other side of it when even [[Bum Reviews (Web Video)|Chester]] laughs at him because he watches ''[[Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa]]''.
* [[Even the Guys Want Him]]: Falls for this trope with regard to [[Will Smith]] when reviewing ''[[Independence Day]]''.
** [[Keith David]] as well. It's the [[Audio Erotica|voice.]]
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{{quote| '''Critic''': I know it's just my opinion but I'm right.}}
* [[Fan Service Pack]]: He looks much more put together physically than he did at the start, going from lazy nerd to [[Hollywood Nerd]]. Although better lighting and his older clothes getting worn out have probably helped.
** [[Lampshaded]] in the ''[[Battlefield Earth (Filmfilm)|Battlefield Earth]]'' review:
{{quote| '''Critic''': ([[Smug Snake|being completely up himself]]) "It's hard to believe that such a handsome man could become even handso... hansomen... prettier."}}
* [[FBI Agent]]: Special Agent in the Department of Criticism, if you believe the ''[[The X -Files]]'' expy intro.
* [[Fetish]]: Plenty. As stated in a few reviews; strong, toppy women, charming black guys, masochism, being humiliated, dildos, roleplay, bondage, fingering, crossdressing (for some reason ''this'' is the one he's ashamed of the most), fictional incest couples that are the right age and not parent-child <ref> he says this is the only way He-Man and She-Ra could get his attention</ref>, the Chick's firey temper and [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|six-breasted cats from outer space]].
* [[Fetish Fuel Station Attendant]]: [http://whytheyrehot.com/post/376763884/why-hes-hot-hes-the-nostalgia-critic-not This] "Why He's Hot" entry makes a pretty good case for his appeal.
* [[Fluffy Tamer]]: He hates meant-to-be-liked animals in movies (and they usually hate him right back), but falls completely in love with the gross ones, like the targ from ''Star Trek III''.
* [[Foe Yay]]: Invoked with the Nerd. "Nerd-on-Critic action" (which was lampshaded by Chester), the retrospective with "[[Nightwish (Music)|Ghost Love Score]]", one of the TGWTG women telling them to make out in the Brawl bloopers... what more could you ask for?
* [[The Fool]]: Deconstructed. ''[[Baby Geniuses]]'' and "NC Fuck-Ups III" proved once and for all he doesn't care if people find him stupid, but if they think he's not creative or funny, then life isn't worth living.
* [[Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling]]: The foolish to the Other Guy's responsible. He's the [[Hot-Blooded]] [[Psychopathic Manchild]] who gets wasted by 6PM.
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** ''[[Barb Wire]]'': "I remember it so you don't boobies! I mean, boobies, in the boobies boobies..."
* [[Funny Character Boring Actor]]: Doug isn't really ''boring'', he's funny and the commentaries on his own have some very nice character information, but he's gold bantering with Rob.
* [[Gag Penis]]: {{spoiler|Thanks to Catherine Zeta-Jones, The Critic is unable to stand up from his chair and walk away at the end of his review of ''[[The Phantom (Filmfilm)|The Phantom]].'' Even he's embarrassed by it.}} It's also big enough that it keeps thumping against the desk during his review of ''[[Blank Check]]''.
* [[Genius Ditz]]: He's silly, gullible and not all there, but he's eloquent when not swearing up a storm, is very fond of black-and-white movies, can apparently follow black hole theories, is disgusted by the lack of history awareness in ''[[The Magic Voyage]]'' and has a brain when it counts.
* [[Genre Savvy]]: "I know how this works. If I say the entire title that means that I've got to review it next week."
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* [[Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!]]: Getting splashed with water is probably one of the [[Wet Sari Scene|nicer]] ways of doing that.
** When he has a whimpering breakdown about the [[Nightmare Sequence]] in ''[[Good Burger]]'', he has to take a minute to hit himself in the head and "pull it together". He needs to do it again at the bizarre yet so unfunny scene of Ed's hijinks as he tries to get to work.
* [[Getting Smilies Painted Onon Your Soul]]: The heart ring in ''[[Captain Planet]]'' makes him feel perfectly fine before a ruler snaps him out of it.
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]]: He appreciates two girls together very much. This has lessened lately however, in the ''Haunting'' remake his [[Celeb Crush]] Catherine Zeta Jones plays a bisexual woman. He loves this plenty, but also calls out the movie for her offensively [[Fan Service|fanservicey]] writing.
** Lessened even more by ''Alien: Resurrection'', as he's mostly just confused by the Sigourney Weaver/Winona Ryder character flirting and gets angry by how they didn't even have all the balls to go beyond just teasing.
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* [[Girly Run]]: Shows off an adorably flaily one in the beginning of ''Star Trek Insurrection''.
* [[The Glasses Come Off]]: Parodied. He takes them off for the big clapping scene in ''[[Rocky IV]]''.
* [[Good Counterpart]]: To [[Ask That Guy With the Glasses (Web Video)|Ask That Guy With theThe Glasses]].
* [[Good Is Not Nice]]: He's a good man, but don't mistake that for him being nice.
* [[Going Commando]]: When he creams himself at the end of ''[[The Worst Witch]]'', he sults that he's wearing a white suit so it's no problem.
* [[Go-Go Enslavement]]: In the Game Heroes promo. He's surprised and scared that he's wearing a different shirt, so he must have been unconscious and at least shirtless at some point.
* [[Go Mad From the Revelation]]:
** [[Batman and Robin (Filmfilm)|A Bat... credit card?]] A ''BAT'' '''CREDIT''' '''''CARD'''''!?!
** ''TMNT 3'' is horribafuckus (tm).
** "[[Tom and Jerry (Animation)|A cat and mouse]] are driving a ship trying to save the daughter of [[Indiana Jones]] while being chased by a purple people eater, a dog on a skateboard, a performing ship captain, his hand puppet Squawk, two Mexican wrestlers and a doctor riding an ice cream cart. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the [[Mind Screw|Mind Fuck]]."
** He does this in his ''[[Jingle All the Way]]'' review. He has a "WE DON'T CARE" outburst when the chase scene pisses him off.
** The opening of "[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/30972-the-other-animated-titanic-movie The OTHER Titanic animated movie]" is a parody of [[Star Wars|Darth Vader's]] birth in ''[[Revenge of the Sith]]'', where Rob dressed as Palpatine tells the Vader-Critic that he has to review the movie... cue [[Big No]].
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* [[Her Codename Was Mary Sue]]: Critic in the title cards is far more villainous, masculine and competent than our version.
* [[Heroic BSOD]]: Has one during ''[[Black Comedy Rape|Spooning With Spoony 2]]''.
** Also, the Critic's "mourning" of ''[[Tom and Jerry (Animation)|Tom and Jerry]]'' a la ''[[Hamlet]]'' seems to have him rather depressed.
** ''[[The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (Film)|The Garbage Pail Kids Movie]]'' has him starting the review feeling like he just got raped.
** The Critic opens the ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' review like this, apparently still in shock from the insanity of the show.
** Another one happens in his ''My Pet Monster'' review, where in the end he gets asked by the producers of the movie why he is reviewing kids movies and getting incredibly wound up by them at the age of 28. He decides he needs ask himself some hard questions, and spends the credits just sitting on a chair while sad music plays. The depression lasts until the next week where he's pigging out on junk food, his self-esteem is six feet under and he would have given up completely if it hadn't been for an epic [[He's Back]] number.
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* [[Honor Before Reason]]: He couldn't stop himself from saving a little girl in ''Care Bears II'' even when he knew it was a trap (thus getting himself kidnapped), and he still tried to protect his team against [[Suburban Knights|Malachite]] even after his groin must have been smashed into jelly.
* [[Hope Spot]]: His hopes for actual comedy in ''[[Bio-Dome]]'' went up when [[Tenacious D]] made a cameo. [[Something Completely Different|They were crushed quickly.]]
** During his review of ''[[Howard the Duck (Filmfilm)|Howard the Duck]]'', near the end, he sees Howard talking like a Dark Overlord, and says, "Oh good, he's possessed! Does that mean we can kill him?"
* [[Hot-Blooded]]: He finds it incredibly difficult to hide any emotion, whether it's happy, depressed or angry.
* [[Hot Dad]]: For a [[Mister Seahorse]] joke in the ''[[Fern Gully]]'' review.
* [[Horrible Judge of Character]]: While easily being able to spot [[Obviously Evil]] in the movies he looks at, he's not so good when it comes to people in his own life. [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]] and [[Ask That Guy With the Glasses (Web Video)|Ask That Guy With theThe Glasses]] are perfect examples.
* [[Humiliation Conga]]: Pretty much the entire reason for the existence of the ''[[James and Thethe Giant Peach]]'' review is because the Critic was forced at gun-point to give a ''positive review of a movie everyone liked'' to rectify the public's shameful opinion of his first (and probably last) [[Let's Play]], which was posted a week earlier.
* [[Hotblooded Sideburns]]: In episodes where Doug's grown his hair out more.
* [[Hypocrite]]: Demanding pure logic in the silliest of cartoons, but running totally on emotion himself.
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* [[Iconic Item]]: His tie has become this, and his gun to a lesser extent.
* [[Identical Stranger]]: He shared a great resemblance to comic book writer [[Ed Brubaker]], known for his run on [[Captain America]]. And yes, that does make his review of the Matt Salinger [[Captain America]] movie hilarious for those that follow [[Captain America]] more than they do the Critic.
* [[If You Taunt Him You Will Be Just Like Him]]: During one exchange with the [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]].
* [[Ignored Epiphany]]: At the end of ''[[Surf Ninjas]]'', after having a [[Dying Dream]] where he likes it, he says he'll never like anything ever again. The next episode after was the "Top 11 Nostalgic Animated Shows", so that really didn't last.
* [[I Just Want to Be Loved]]: The business in the ''[[James and Thethe Giant Peach]]'' was partly [[Happiness Is Mandatory]] and partly he really needs people to like him again. Another instance of showing just how bad this is, he's overflowing with joy at the end of the [[Little Nemo]] review because "he's never felt so loved". Seeing as he's only being celebrated because he didn't make a ''[[Finding Nemo]]'' joke... oof.
* [[Ill Boy]]: As we all know, he's very prone to losing his voice. Although when you shout the [[Losing Horns]] by yourself, you only have yourself to blame.
* [[Informed Attribute]]: His AVGN-style song brags that he's the world's biggest and greatest cynic. If you say so.
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* [[The Insomniac]]: Nyquil and Vicodin together? Ain't so healthy.
* [[Internalized Categorism]]: He's Catholic and yet the religion is one of many on the list he's prejudiced against.
* [[In Touch Withwith His Feminine Side]]
* [[I Need a Freaking Drink]]: Particularly bad reviews will have him reaching for stuff like Jack Daniels or Jagermeister. ''[[Titanic: theThe Legend Goes On]]'' had him reaching for progressively larger bottles, culminating in one larger than ''he'' was.
* [[Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain]]: His screaming rants have become little boy tantrums and Doug revealed he shouts at things because what's on the screen is scaring him, he can't hold onto being the "bad guy" for very long and he's easily prone to crying.
* [[Inelegant Blubbering]]: His knowledge of a traditional breakdown is one where you're puffy-eyed, sniffing, snorting and can barely talk.
* [[Innocent Fanservice Boy]]: Deconstructed. He likes teasing his audience and bragging about how cute he is, but it's been hinted a few times that he has no idea what he's doing. As examples, the skirt in ''[[Suburban Knights]]'', drinking with [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Spoony]] when he's a complete lightweight and getting a stalker partner when he was a teenager.
* [[Inferiority Superiority Complex]]: He finally breaks down and says in the CR crossover that he doesn't want anyone going into his territory because they'd do it better than him, while the "Commercials Special" goes into his lack of self-esteem even more.
* [[In-Universe Catharsis]]: Shooting things mainly. When he was a child, it was particularly goofy acting, the kind that he would want to bury from the public forever.
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* [[It's All About Me]]: He cares about other people certainly, he's still pretty self-obsessed. He's not based off [[Daffy Duck]] for nothing.
* [[I Want My Beloved to Be Happy]]: Done in a more passive-aggressive style and God knows what the real situation, but even though there's hints that he feels abandoned by the Chick's obsession with Todd, he doesn't push anything too much and he generally just wants her to be okay.
* [[I Want to Be Aa Real Man]]: In his Top 11 Cereal Mascots, he mentions that the cool, strong, athletic Tony the Tiger is the cereal mascot everyone wanted to be, and he praises the Geek Fight cards for making him look strong and masculine. He's mostly grown out of the mindset and gone into full [[In Touch Withwith His Feminine Side]].
* [[Jade-Colored Glasses]]: Put on when he's faced with [[Tastes Like Diabetes]] films, although they keep falling off when it comes to ''[[Sesame Street (TV)|Sesame Street]]''.
* [[Jaded Washout]]: He's usually too childish to notice how pathetic he is, but he has a few moments of self-awareness. The "Commercials Special" is a good example.
* [[Jerkass Facade]]: Not that he isn't a genuine dick, but coupled with [[Sympathetic POV]], there's no indication that the other characters know what we know about him. Or that he'd be willing to tell them.
* [[Jerk Withwith a Heart of Gold]]: He fiercely protects kids but has no patience for annoying dogs, he trashes other people's nostalgia but can't make it through ''Follow That Bird'' without [[Squee|squeeing]], he's demanding of Chester but is the only to give him money and a place to stay, he's a bastard to people but is so very loyal to the ones he cares about, he has a temper but heartwarming moments come regularly... let's just say this guy can get complicated.
* [[Keet]]: When he's actually enjoying himself.
* [[Kick the Dog]]: Played for [[Black Comedy]], but how he treats animals - gleeing when dogs have a chance of dying, throwing rocks at pets to see if their owners laugh, chucking a spider through a window because he's scared of it - will remind you that he's a [[Psychopathic Manchild]] if you ever forget it.
** While he's actually pretty nice (or at least high on tolerating Douchey's shit) in the Top 11 NC Fuck-Ups, he beats on a guy who mistakenly caused him trouble until he's collapsed and bleeding.
* [[Kick the Son of Aa Bitch]]: Usually done with The Last Angry Geek. Like when Geek put massively pricey, not needed shoulder pads on his bill, he said he was going to stop the Geek's show.
* [[Kidanova]]: After calling a kinky fantasy starring [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|April]] every kid's dream, he defensively reminds people that he was an early bloomer.
* [[Kiddie Kid]]: At first it sounds like he's being sarcastic about acting like a monkey in eighth grade, but then he turns out he actually did.
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* [[The Klutz]]: Parodied when Phelous throws a sock at his head. He falls around his house so much that he ends up shooting himself with his gun.
* [[Kubrick Stare]]: He often makes this expression (the grimacing kind) while reviewing movies that are frustrating him, most notably in ''[[North]]''.
* [[Large Ham]]: [[Word of God]] says that the hamminess comes from [[Daffy Duck]], Jack Lemmon's performance as Professor Fate in ''[[The Great Race]]'', and the Red Queen in ''[[Alice in Wonderland (Disney film)|Alice in Wonderland]]''.
* [[Laughing Mad]]: In ''[[The Neverending Story (Filmfilm)|The Neverending Story]] III'' review, after finishing the movie and [[Go Mad From the Revelation|getting mad]], in ''Chairman Of The Board'' where he laughs manically when he gets the meaning of Edison's name, when ''[[Jingle All the Way]]'' ruins the one funny joke they had and when Zack shows his new haircut in ''[[Saved Byby the Bell]]''. That last one gave him an orgasm.
* [[Leaning Onon the Furniture]]: In a brief cool moment, he leans against the wall while the Grinch narrator is talking.
* [[Licked Byby the Dog]]: Even though they have their arguments, Chester always calls him nice and will be the first to defend him.
* [[Leitmotif]]: You'd expect a theme of his to be loud and fast-paced, so it's a surprise when different parts of this soft, sad [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFZ7bBaYpcw piece] play for him the most instead.
* [[Limited Wardrobe]]: According to the drawing in the Willy Wonka episode, he's worn the same clothes since kindergarten. However, he has another shirt with the words "I [donut] donuts" when he needs a break and watches commercials, and in the beginning he had the jacket, hat and jeans but he'd wear a different t-shirt each episode and the tie would come later.
* [[L Is for Dyslexia]]: He's ''seriously'' prone to misspellings.
{{quote| '''Critic''': It's like if you cross a dyslexic with a complete idiot.}}
* [[Literal Minded]]: To give an example from ''[[James and Thethe Giant Peach]]''.
{{quote| '''Earthworm''': Remember what your parents said, James!<br />
'''Critic''': ..."Look out, a rhino"? }}
* [[Little Bit Beastly]]: Coming back from the future of seahorses gave him a temporary tail. The [[Furry Fandom]] suddenly started liking him then.
* [[Locked Out of the Loop]]: He complains in his ''[[Ernest Saves Christmas]]'' review that nobody ever tells him things like why the dinosaurs died out.
* [[Looking for Love In All Thethe Wrong Places]]: His love life sucks. He has much more of an enjoyable time [[Foe Yay|fighting]] with people.
{{quote| '''Critic''': Ain't love a bitch?}}
* [[Looks Like Cesare]]: Made fun of in the "Top 11 NC Fuck-Ups". He mentions the emails he got saying he looked like a goth's drag show when he wore eyeliner, when really he just looked slightly girlier.
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* [[Made Myself Sad]]: Remembering all the bad things that happened to the ''[[Superman]]'' cast makes him [[Downer Ending|end]] the episode by miserably going off to kill himself.
* [[Madden Into Misanthropy]]: His temper usually builds up using this method.
* [[Madness Mantra]]: All he could write while watching ''[[Bio -Dome]]'' was "why why why why why why...", and in ''[[Drop Dead Fred]]'', after the friend praises the lead for her craziness: "No! No! No! No! No! No!..."
* [[Magnetic Hero]]: In a stereotypically feminine way. No matter how much the others like hurting him, no matter how dickish he can get, if there are tears they'll get sucked right in and want him to be okay.
* [[Female Misogynist|Male Misandrist]]: Oddly (given what [[Straw Feminist|she's]] [[Does Not Like Men|like]]), he's complained more about [[Male Gaze]], the [[White Male Lead]] trend and apparent "what about teh menz" feelings in movies more than the Chick ever has.
* [[Man of a Thousand Voices]]: Every episode he does will feature at least one impression or fake accent. He's usually very good at them, but his [[Morgan Freeman]] voice sounds nothing like the man.
* [[Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy]]: Feminine Boy to the Nostalgia Chick's Masculine Girl. He also acted as the Feminine Boy to [[Obscurus Lupa]] in ''[[Suburban Knights]]''.
* [[Mean Character, Nice Actor]]: Doug Walker is ''nothing'' like his pathetic, crazed character in real life. Most audio commentaries are far more lenient to the show/movie's good points. Even on ''[[The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (Film)|The Garbage Pail Kids Movie]]'', which he finds irredeemable, he's a lot calmer as to explaining why.
** If there was any doubt that Doug is one of the nicest guys ever, check out Noah's commentary of "Zombie 5". They both had the same idea of acting like [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]], Doug got there first and felt so guilty that he called Noah to apologize profusely when he really didn't have to. We imagine Noah felt like he had just kicked a puppy.
* [[Memetic Outfit]]: Baseball cap, white t-shirt, black suit jacket and a loose red tie. (And jeans of course.)
* [[Men Are Uncultured]]: Back before he became a [[Sissy Villain]], he was much more interested in sports and it was far easier to get him bored.
* [[Miles to Go Before I Sleep]]: He admits in the ''[[Gordy]]'' review that he's so tired.
* [[Misaimed Fandom]]: In-universe, he totally looked up to [[Grumpy Bear|Oscar]] from ''[[Sesame Street (TV)|Sesame Street]]''. Oscar is supposed to be an [[Anti Role Model]], albeit a endearing one.
** You also get it in his "Top Eleven Villain Songs" when it comes to The Cell Block Tango from ''[[Chicago]]''. It's supposed to be an indictment of these horrible women who committed [[Disproportionate Retribution]] on their husbands, yet he'd actually be fine with them killing ''him'' if they played the song.
* [[Misery Builds Character]]: It's been said by fans and by Doug, he's far more entertaining and interesting when he's being a victim or breaking down.
* [[Mister Seahorse]]: [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]] forced him to get preggers through fairy sex one time.
* [[Mood Swinger]]: He's a bit like a Hollywood-style manic depressive.
* [[Momma's Boy]]: A rare tragically-funny one. Even in the ''[[Tank Girl]]'' review, his "better things to do than watching this movie" list includes calling your mother.
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** In his third Nostalgic Commercials special, he orders an off-screen minion to inject five people with diabetes (however ''that's'' supposed to work...) then stops and says, "Dear God, I think I might be horrible."
** Accidentally killing [[Mary Poppins]], his first childhood icon, crushes him.
** After making the obligatory gay joke about Bert And Ernie, he breaks down to all the cast of ''[[Sesame Street (TV)|Sesame Street]]'' and apologizes for trying to review the first show he ever saw.
** The lyrics Lindsay used at the end of "Thanks For The Feedback" implies this:
{{quote| "Baby come back, you can blame it all on me. I was wrong..."}}
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== Critic character tropes N-Z ==
* [[Necktie Leash]]: Done more and more as times goes on, but averted in his review of ''[[Batman and Robin (Filmfilm)|Batman and Robin]]''. They took it away so he wouldn't hang himself.
** In their battles, [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] has pulled his tie so many times, some of which he didn't even need to do.
** Three words, given by Spoony: "ride the pony".
** The Game Heroes also pull his tie while forcing him to promote their t-shirts. Slightly unnecessary as he's also tied up, at gunpoint and clearly not going anywhere, but nobody's complaining.
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* [[No Sense of Personal Space]]: With the Chick. Seeing as how she's just as bad, she doesn't seem to mind too much.
** In ''Star Trek Insurrection'', he was close enough to That Sci-Fi Guy to look particularly molesty. Not to mention they were lying in bed together.
* [[Not Distracted Byby the Sexy]]: Although he's shown a lot of attraction to the Chick before, he's more annoyed that even she enjoys ''[[Moulin Rouge]]'' than anything else. He doesn't even seem to notice that she's wearing burlesque.
* [[Not So Above It All]]: At the end of his ''[[Lost in Space]]'' review, he rants to the first appearance of Dr. Smith about nobody can trust him, but then he's easily manipulated and gets shot by his own gun.
** He calls out the Care Bears for falling for Christie's and Darkheart's trap, but her screaming breaks him down and he goes to help, getting bagged in the process. He can't resist their [[The Power of Love]] moment either, and shouts out for Santa Christ.
* [[Not So Different]]: There are an essay's worth of similarities between him and [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]]. Ask That Guy is also his [[Evil Counterpart]].
** In his review of ''Bio-Dome'', the Critic screams "ASS!" to express rage - a trademark of [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|his rival.]]
* [[Not So Harmless]]: Shown in ''[[Kickassia]]'' where he's willing to commit mass murder-suicide through dynamite if anyone threatened the power he'd finally managed to gain.
* [[No Social Skills]]
* [[Not That There's Anything Wrong Withwith That]]: In the ''[[He -Man and Thethe Masters of Thethe Universe (Animation)|He Man and The Masters of The Universe]]'' review. Even Doug and Rob admitted soon after that the review was not one of their finest moments, and maybe it's not a coincidence that the Critic character started getting progressively girlier in later episodes.
* [[Older and Wiser]]: To a degree. A lot of his anger about Bella comes from the fact he at seventeen ''didn't'' make good choices or have results that worked out in his favor.
* [[Older Than They Look]]: He's thirty but the only thing's that changed in his basic face since he was sixteen is that he's lost the chubbiness. And when he got rid of the beard for two episodes, most of the comments were about how he looked like a teenager.
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* [[One-Note Cook]]: He can only make cereal. Lampshaded in "Fuck Ups Part Three" where he notes he should probably spend more time in the kitchen and less time gobbling junk food.
* [[The Only One]]: It's in the [[Catch Phrase]], although if the movie's bad enough or he's miserable enough, it'll be forced on him.
* [[The Only One Allowed to Insult You]]: When he [[Insult Misfire|thinks]] Linkara is calling [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]] a wussy, he tells him he's not allowed to insult her in that way.
* [[Only Sane Man]]: But only when compared to Chester and Ask That Guy. Which probably says a lot about them.
{{quote| '''Critic''': If the KGB is watching you, then there's something wrong with you!}}
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* [[Out-of-Character Moment]]: In the middle bit of ''[[Airborne]]'', he comes across (unintentionally) as a bit of a [[Heteronormative Crusader]] who thinks the lead isn't a proper man because he wants to be a pacifist and not fight. He gets out of it near the end, but it was a weird period for a [[Sissy Villain]] who hates morals of "solve problems by fighting".
** In the ''[[Tank Girl]]'' review, he freaks over a possibly horny woman director wanting a [[Shirtless Scene]] for a man. He never acted like that before, he's never acted like that again and he's even made much use of the [[Female Gaze]] himself.
** In the ''Child's Play II'' review; "Yeah, when you're going to tie up a child, do it for the same reason I would. To beat him." 'Cos that sounds like the guy who invokes [[Godwin's Law]] on [[BebesBebe's Kids|someone who is an asshole to their kids and then leaves them]].
* [[Papa Wolf]]: Even if he thinks the kid's a [[Bratty Half-Pint]], treat a child badly or don't take responsibility, and Critic will '''hate''' you.
* [[Patriotic Fervor]]: Subverted. He apologizes on behalf of America for the corny lines of ''[[Spider -Man]]'', explaining that it was after 9/11.
* [[The Perfectionist]]: One of his major problems is that he always expects too much out of everything and so sets himself up for disappointment.
* [[Persona Non Grata]]: In his review of ''[[Jaws 3|Jaws 3D]]'', NC states that due to an [[Kickassia|incident]], he can never go back to Nevada.
* [[Person of Mass Destruction]]: In his ''[[Quest for Camelot]]'' review, he got so angry with the movie for not explaining anything that he accidentally caused a massive explosion that destroyed an entire city. ''Twice''.
* [[Perverse Sexual Lust]]: For Catherine Zeta Jones, as we find out in his [[Top Ten|Top]] [[Up to Eleven|11]] [[Villain Song|Villain Songs]] video. It's an inverted example as the Critic is a fictional character while Catherine Zeta Jones is a real life actress.
** He also has one for most of his Top 11 Hottest Animated Characters, especially [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 (Animation)|April O'Neil]].
** [[Jennifer Connelly]] can roam his labyrinth any day.
** Shay in ''[[Blank Check]]'', although he's still squicked by the [[Shotacon]] aspect of the movie and doesn't get why she's not pissed at a nice outfit getting destroyed.
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* [[Pink Means Feminine]]: His bedroom has pink curtains. Amusingly, the first time we saw them was when he was writing in his diary like a teenage girl in the ''[[My Pet Monster]]'' review.
* [[Plain Jane|Plain John]]: You wouldn't think it now with the way he brags about being cute, but he used to think of himself as just another doughy nerd. But even then he had half-clothed [[Shower of Angst|Showers Of Angst]].
* [[Please, I Will Do Anything!]]: Quite frequently. He did it when ''[[Tom and Jerry (Animation)|Tom and Jerry]]'' were going to sing another song, when he was made to review the Star Wars Holiday Special and even though it wasn't begging, he did say he would give Devil Sage everything if he took his memories of Sequel Month away.
* [[Prematurely Bald|Prematurely Balding]]: Lampshaded this, noting that he used to have a mop of hair back in high school. He promptly breaks down in tears. Also inverted. For comedy and bad wigs, older versions of him have his hair longer and blonde.
* [[Pretty Boy]]: He and others certainly think so: he calls himself pretty rather than handsome in his ''[[Battlefield Earth (Filmfilm)|Battlefield Earth]]'' review, Spoony made him dress in drag and took pictures while raping him, the Chick went into bad touch land after chloroforming him, the Game Heroes had fun manhandling him while he was their [[Distressed Dude]] and both Linkara and [[Bad Movie Beatdown (Web Video)|Film Brain]] have fairly obvious crushes on him.
* [[Properly Paranoid]]: He drives himself crazy trying to decipher the Nerd's "compliment", but when he's ready to give up and admit that the Nerd might be a nice guy, he finds the insult.
** When he's ready to snap and cry because he thinks he and his world is all Alec Baldwin's delusion, he's only a couple steps away from the truth.
* [[Proud to Be Aa Geek]]: He calls himself enough of a dork to purchase the ''[[Tom and Jerry (Animation)|Tom and Jerry]]'' limited edition [[DV Ds]].
* [[Puppy Dog Eyes]]: Usually a side-effect of when he's really suffering, and not just because of bad movies. Turns into [[Quivering Eyes]] occaisonally.
* [[Psychopathic Manchild]]: He's like a twelve year old kid with a gun.
** In the ''[[Captain America]]'', he electroshocks the lead three times while giggling that he hates humanity.
** As much as he adores Christmas, ''[[Jingle All the Way]]'' pisses him off so much that he hunts down and shoots Santa. [[Kickassia|Before that other time.]]
** During his Disneycember review, Doug says he took a lot of the character's "pathetic whiny brat in a grown person's body" part from the Red Queen in ''[[Alice in Wonderland (Disney film)|Alice in Wonderland]]''.
* [[Raised Asas the Opposite Gender]]: For a short period.
{{quote| '''Critic''': Now granted I didn't grow up as a girl... for long. *looks embarrassed and about to cry* I have a history.}}
* [[Raised Catholic]]: Most obviously implied in the ''[[IT]]'' review where he kisses a tiny silver cross out of fear. (Plus Doug is/was Catholic.)
* [[Rage Against the Reflection]]: In the "OTHER Titanic Movie", he has to take a few breaks to look at himself in the mirror and cry. According to the commentary, Doug helped the broken look by ''attaching clothespins to his scrotum''.
* [[Raging Stiffie]]: The target of the odd joke or two.
* [[Rape Asas Backstory]]: On his prom night, even. Low blow.
* [[Rape Is Love]]: Somewhat creepily, seeing as how he was so traumatized when it actually happened. In the big ''Avatar'' review, Critic was getting off to the same book Spoony had in SWS2 remarking on the prospect of "The Spocker", and at a con, he dreamily remembered Spoony as very giving as well as taking.
* [[Raven Hair, Ivory Skin]]: He's incredibly pale (he even disappears due to ''[[Cool Asas Ice]]'' being far too white), and is at least meant to be attractive. The downside of this is that it makes it very obvious when Doug demonstrates his lack of familiarity with sunscreen.
* [[Really Gets Around]]: Just not quite in the way he wants.
* [[Real Women Never Wear Dresses]]: [[In-Universe|Believes]] in this pretty heavily. As an example, Princess Peach using a frying pan to knock out an enemy disgusts him. As another example, he calls the possessed person in ''[[Star Trek]]'' with "no emotions, no feelings and no needs" the perfect woman. Although like Chick and Lindsay, this is just meant to be the character being an idiot and not Doug's real feelings on the subject. In Doug's own reviews of Disney movies, he even argues why leads like Ariel, Cinderella and Snow White aren't the feminist nightmares they're made out to be.
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* [[Repressed Memories]]: From the review of ''[[Hook]]'': "I have the same unquestioned repressed childhood memories that everyone has." [[Beat]] "What?"
* [[The Resenter]]: Well-deserved or not, he's no good at moving on or letting go of a grudge.
* [[The Rival]]: To [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]], who really doesn't know why he hates him so much.
* [[Reluctant Fanservice Girl|Reluctant Fanservice Boy]]: Whenever someone else ([[Distressed Dude|Game Heroes]], [[Black Comedy Rape|Spoony]], [[Bastard Girlfriend|Chick]] etc.) makes him the victim.
* [[Sad Clown]]: Under all the jokes and snark, he's really quite depressed. He even takes it one step further by feeling insecure about his abilities for comedy.
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* [[Sissy Villain|Sissy Anti-Hero]]: Although not with the usual [[Unfortunate Implications]]. He's a pathetic jackass, but not because he's "sissy". That's just part of his personality.
* [[Sir Swearsalot]]: The only episode where he didn't swear was in ''Follow That Bird'', which is very sweet.
* [[Sitcom Arch Nemesis]]: [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game]] ''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|NEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!]]''
* [[Skewed Priorities]]
* [[Slasher Smile]]: Not quite as much as Ask That Guy, but it can get creepy. Although at least he invokes [[When He Smiles]] just as much.
* [[Sleepyhead]]: While finding it hard to sleep at night, if it's a boring movie he'll go right to having a nap.
* [[Something Else Also Rises]]: Nostalgic Critic's finger in his reviews of ''[[Red Sonja (Film)|Red Sonja]]'', ''[[Barb Wire]]'' and ''[[Full House]]'' (Becky was talking about playing Romeo in her all-girl high school's production of ''[[Romeo and Juliet]]'', where he reconsidered then kept it up).
** Also occurs in his ''[[Tank Girl]]'' review, where his hat flies off his head when the title character kisses another girl. He says, "This movie just went up a notch... Or something else just went up a notch."
* [[Some of My Best Friends Are X]]: Parodied when people accuse him of being an anti-groundite. He goes on to say they're hard-working, have feelings and some of his good friends are floors. His own floor then tries to shoot him.
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]: Showcased in ''[[The Room]]'' where he ends up shouting the "Dead Parrot Sketch" from ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'', and uses a quote from ''[[Shakespeare]]'' seconds later.
* [[So Proud of You]]: Doug most likely knew that Lindsay didn't invent the concept of [[The Smurfette Principle]], but Critic acted like the Chick did.
* [[Sore Loser]]: When he loses the third match against [[The Angry Joe Show (Web Video)|Angry Joe]], he's a whiny, angry brat who accuses Joe of cheating. Possibly justified, as he won the first two, Joe was not particularly gracious either and since when does he ever win?
* [[Smart Ball]]: Invoked in ''[[The Chipmunk Adventure]]''. When he gives a too-well-reasoned argument about the Chick growing out of the site-planned [[Girl Show Ghetto]] and doing her own thing, Chick meta-brags that what he's saying sounds like her writing.
* [[Speak of the Devil]]: He pops up in the Chick's review of ''[[Transformers]]'' when she says the word "manchildren".
* [[Split Personality]]: Done in the more realistic fashion. Three times now something bad has happened to really trigger him off, he'll react with intense distaste ([[Hearing Voices]] with the ''[[Doug]]'' bullies, long [[Angrish]] with how childish ''[[The Happening]]'' remake was, exploding cities with ''[[Quest for Camelot]]'') and then he'll come back with apologies or would have to be made aware of what he just did.
* [[Spoiled Sweet]]: He has a [[Running Gag]] of whining after Christmas that he didn't get one specific thing in a large array of goodies, but he's the only TGWTG member nice to Chester, does charity work if the ''[[Tank Girl]]'' list is any indication, knows his economics and is naturally on the 99 percent's side in the Wall Street debate.
* [[Stalker Withwith a Crush]]: In his teenage years, he broke up with someone three times.
{{quote| '''Nostalgia Critic''': How many times can you break up with someone before they turn into a psycho and start stalking you? *looks around scared and whispers* Three. }}
** He himself approaches stalker territory when he first pretends to be Rasputin to have a conversation with the Chick and secondly hides in the bushes to capture her and make her watch ''[[Bratz]]''. She finds the former endearingly annoying and doesn't seem to mind the latter, however, probably because she chloroformed him first.
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** He even squees the trope name in his review of ''[[Alaska]]''.
* [[Sweet Tooth]]: He downs an entire bag of candy in ''[[Nicktoons]]''.
* [[Sympathetic POV]]: It's his show, so we get to see him break down, fanboy, be a victim, be a jackass, be smart, be dumb... the works. If we knew him from [[Bad Movie Beatdown (Web Video)|Film Brain]]'s POV for example, he wouldn't nearly be as likable.
* [[Take a Third Option]]: When Spoony gives him a choice of reviewing the Reb Brown ''[[Captain America]]'' movie or letting the forced crossdressing pictures of Spooning With Spoony 2 leak out, he chooses a noose instead.
* [[Take This Job and Shove It]]: When he didn't get promoted in his [[Crusty Caretaker]] job, we get to see Doug's video of that "I QUIT!" [[Shirtless Scene]].
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** He almost certainly was trying to invoke this at the beginning. Sexist, homophobic, a lower-pitched voice, still wasn't smart but had much more [[Common Sense]], owned a [[Hair-Trigger Temper]], slobby, easily bored and none of the femmy, childish behavior we know him for.
* [[They Changed It, Now It Sucks]]: Even though it's his job to smash the [[Nostalgia Filter]], he's only human and can fall right into it, especially when there's a remake of something he loved as a kid.
* [[Throw the Dog Aa Bone]]: Santa Christ showing up to erase his memory of the [[Star Wars Holiday Special]]. And "Poor Critic" at the end of his Commercials Special has him getting his self-confidence back.
** In the ''NickComs'' episode, [[Tempting Fate]] actually works in his favor for once and gives him ''[[The Adventures of Pete and Pete]]''.
** After being so deathly boring for the majority of time, ''[[Junior]]'' gets funny and stupid with Arnold in a dress and spouting one-liners.
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** And then again for ''[[Blank Check]]''.
** For ''[[Quest for Camelot]]'' he gets so angry that the movie keeps making shit up with absolutely no explanation that his anger destroys a town with a nuclear explosion. Then it happens again mere moments later when one of the characters makes a horrible [[Dirty Harry]] pun.
** ''[[The Neverending Story (Filmfilm)|The Neverending Story]] 3'' certainly did piss off the NC to no end, but the last straw was, instead of the theme song to the series, they place Rockbiter singing "Born To Be Wild" during the motorcycle scene on the end credits. This sends the NC laughing all the way to Home Depot, buying a crowbar, coming home, and then mercilessly beating ''and raping'' the DVD to pieces.
{{quote| ''[[Captain Obvious|I'm fucking the DVD! I'm fucking the DVD!]]''}}
* [[Used to Be Aa Sweet Kid]]: Not in the "was nice but is now evil" way, but the "hoped for far more than this" version.
* [[Vanity Is Feminine]]: He frantically paws at his face before running off to print out pictures of it in the photocopier. This is apparently his secret hobby.
* [[Verbal Tic]]: The Critic has an extremely prevalent one that typically appears multiple times in the span of every single review. Once you notice it you'll hear it all the time. <ref> It's "on top of that".</ref>
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* [[What Beautiful Eyes!]]: They're large, change between gray, blue or green and he uses them to his [[Puppy Dog Eyes|advantage]].
* [[When She Smiles|When He Smiles]]: Look at the top picture of the three Critics on his blip page. The first is him being goofy, the second is him looking angry while pointing a gun, and what does the third involve? A cute smile with his dimple showing.
* [[White Knighting]]: While [[Double Standard|obviously]] not as hardcore as [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]]'s fanbase, his fangirls do have a tendency to believe that he's like a four year old boy who needs protective [[Mama Bear|Mama Bears]] to save him from the trolls.
* [[White Male Lead]]: He doesn't fit the description (you couldn't really view him as privileged other than having a fair amount of money and he's not overshadowing any minority), but he views himself as one.
* [[Wholesome Crossdresser]]: On the TGWTG Vol. 1 DVD, he dresses up like an airline stewardess.
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** When his early teenager self says "I like to wear women's clothing" and dresses up in a blonde wig, present!Critic's already high embarrassment goes through the roof.
* [[Who's Laughing Now?]]: He's ''killed'' people who bullied him about ''[[Doug]]''.
* [[Wife-Basher Basher]]: Due to that scene in ''[[A Clockwork Orange (Filmfilm)|A Clockwork Orange]]'', he shoots the lead in ''[[Singinginthe Rain]]'' because he thinks he's a rapist.
** A bit more noble example occurs when he tries to shoot Lady Tremaine for her abuse of Cinderella.
* [[Worthy Opponent]]: [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]. He even says "You are indeed the most worthy adversary" during the second episode of the feud.
** [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] is probably the only reoccurring person in his reviews that he can both make fun of and have affection for.
* [[Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds]]: He pouts pretty hard when he learns his temper tantrum destroyed a whole city in ''[[Quest for Camelot]]''.
* [[Would Hit a Girl]]: Mostly [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]]. Naturally, she likes beating on him just as much.
** Although it seems he only does this with women who can give as good as they get. He's disgusted with ''[[Good Burger]]'' for Carmen Electra getting beaten up and having it played for laughs.
* [[Yaoi Fangirl|Yaoi Fanboy]]: He sees the [[Ho Yay]] in [[Superman|Superman/Lex Luthor]], [[Lord of the Rings|Frodo/Sam]], [[American Idol|Simon Cowell/Ryan Seacrest]], [[Batman|Batman/Robin]] and [[TMNT|Leonardo/Raphael]].
* [[Yank the Dog's Chain]]: Looking forward to ''[[The Neverending Story (Filmfilm)|The Neverending Story]]'' theme at the end of ''[[The Neverending Story (Filmfilm)|The Neverending Story]] 3'', Critic? {{spoiler|How about a montage of extreme [[Character Derailment]] instead?}}
** When he starts to be sure that ''[[Jingle All the Way]]'' has ended on at-least-not-so-bad note, the movie proves him wrong. He doesn't take it well.
** He was on the verge of solving world hunger and cure all unknown diseases when ''[[Duck TalesDuckTales]]'' popped into his head and broke all concentration.
** After having an adorably fun time with the creators of ''[[Animaniacs (Animation)|Animaniacs]]'', he fucks up at the end because of an immature request.
** In ''[[Simon Sez]]'', when [[Obscurus Lupa]] accepts him not wanting to do a crossover with her, he's almost heartbreakingly delighted that someone actually ''listened'' to him. Of course she's only messing around.
** At the end of ''[[Exorcist II the Heretic]]'' review, the "great spirits" let him know that he doesn't have to do Nostalgia-Ween anymore. What he has to do instead? ''[[Doug|Dougs]] First Movie''.
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* [[Aesop Amnesia]]: No matter how many times he gets humiliated, insulted or beaten up for his crap, he'll keep annoying the TGWTG crew.
* [[Amazingly Embarrassing Parents]]: DOUCHEY!!! ARE YOU MASTURBATING AGAIN??!!
** And she agrees with [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]] when she tells Douchey he needs to bathe.
* [[Annoying Laugh]]: And he even thinks he's funny.
* [[Anti Role Model]]: The Critic tells you it's okay to point out any errors you find in his videos, as long as you're not an ass about it like Douchey.
* [[Basement Dweller]]: As of ''The Next Top 11 NC Fuckups''.
* [[Breakout Character]]: Due to the fact that he can easily represent [[In-Universe|any]] [[Fan Dumb]], he's annoyed both [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]] and [[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Linkara]].
* [[Catch Phrase]]: "Hold it right there!", "OOOOOH!", and "(insert INSULT here)"
* [[Cut Lex Luthor a Check]]: Invoked. The Critic eventually offers him a position as his official fact checker, and he turns it down because then he wouldn't be able to complain about things.
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* [[Everyone Has Standards]]: He's able to pity the Critic for his breakdown in part three of the fuck-ups, and tells the rest of the audience to pray for him.
* [[Fail O'Suckyname]]
* [[Fan Dumb]]/[[Hate Dumb]]: An [[In -Universe]] spoof of them.
* [[Fetish]]: He keeps ordering midget porn.
* [[Grammar Nazi]]: "'Made' is spelled wrong!"
* [[Heteronormative Crusader]]: He hates the Chick for not being his standard of beauty and one of the things he considers a fuck-up is the Critic wearing eyeliner. On the other hand, his standard of beauty turns out to be [[Everything Sounds Sexier in French|Benzaie]].
* [[Hoist Byby His Own Petard]]: It takes Linkara less than a minute to confuse Douchey by easily countering his [[Insane Troll Logic]] right back at him.
* [[Hollywood Nerd]]: The first kind; [[Nerd Glasses]], a permanent scowl, an unflattering shirt and unwashed, stringy hair.
* [[Insane Troll Logic]]: According to him, posting on the internet makes him right, using people you admire for cameos is stupid, and [[Frank Miller]] is God.
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* [[Parental Obliviousness]]: His mother doesn't get that he and the Critic ''aren't'' friends.
* [[Perpetual Frowner]]
* [[Perverse Sexual Lust]]: While arguing with [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]], we get this little line in the rapid fire insults.
{{quote| "Jokes on you! I'm still going to masturbate to your picture tonight!"}}
** When he's not masturbating to the Green M&M.
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* [[Shadow Archetype]]: To Chester. Both have [[No Indoor Voice]], go off on random tangents and have the same wi- hair, but while Chester is generally a good guy who gets idealistic about every movie he sees and deals with a sucky life through drugs and alcohol, Douchey is an entitled whiner who disproportionately complains about ''everything''.
* [[Shut UP, Hannibal]]: Whenever he pops up to complain now (outside of fuck-up lists), Critic either just agrees or disagrees and then shoots him offscreen.
* [[Stalker Withwith a Crush]]: He's just a ''touch'' too obsessive, what with waiting until three in the morning to watch the videos as soon as they come out.
* [[Static Character]]: He's a personification of [[Jerkass]] fans, why would he change?
* [[Straw Fan]]: Doug and Rob have even reduced his appearances so that it doesn't look like they hate all their fans.
* [[Straw Man Has a Point]]: Invoked. He comes up whenever Critic does something "wrong", but does it in such a [[Jerkass]] way.
* [[Straw Misogynist]]: He calls [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]] a whore for not conforming to his standards of beauty.
* [[They Copied It, So It Sucks]]: His in-universe reaction to both Linkara's Top 15 Screw-Ups and his comic book advertisement reviews.
* [[Throw the Dog Aa Bone]]: Not like he really deserves it, but he's had two doses of satisfaction; in the "Old Vs. New: Willy Wonka" where he got to torture Critic with evil [[Ear Worm|ear worms]] with no retribution and in the "You're A Dirty Rotten Bastard" special where without the Critic being alive, he would have been the best fan ever.
** The Critic asks him honestly if he wants a job as a fact-checker, but Douchey refuses him.
* [[Troll]]: An [[In -Universe]] spoof.
* [[Too Dumb to Live]]: If he's the Critic's "biggest fan", then wouldn't he realize that pushing his patience beyond its limits (especially when Critic is trying his best to keep calm) is a ''really'' bad idea?
* [[Unpleasable Fanbase]]: [[In-Universe|He]] declares a pox on the Critic, IMMEDIATELY after the Critic sarcastically says "Who am I to doubt the logic of internet commentators?"
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=== Raoul Puke ===
 
A pioneer in "<s>Gonzo</s> [[The Muppet Show|Fozzie]] Journalism", essentially a [[Shout-Out]] to [[Hunter S. Thompson]], who reviewed ''[[WereWe're Back! aA DinosaursDinosaur's Story]]''. His name is a pun on [[Fear and Loathing Inin Las Vegas]]' Raoul Duke.
 
* [[Affectionate Parody]] / [[Shout-Out]]: Doug is a fan of [[Fear and Loathing Inin Las Vegas]] and prefers it over [[Citizen Kane (Film)|Citizen Kane]].
* [[And Now for Something Completely Different]]: The whole reason he exists.
* [[Captain Ersatz]]: Raoul Puke (pioneer in <s>[[wikipedia:Gonzo journalism|Gonzo]]</s> [[The Muppet Show|Fozzie]] Journalism) is based on [[Hunter S. Thompson|Hunter S. Thompson's]] [[Fear and Loathing Inin Las Vegas|Raoul Duke]].
* [[Cool Shades]]: Just like the ones in ''[[Fear and Loathing Inin Las Vegas]]''.
* [[Hostile Show Takeover]]: Inspired by the Raoul Duke shoutout in ''[[Rango]]'', he takes over the movie's Bum Review.
* [[Insufferable Genius]]: He knows his stuff, but he's an asshole to be around.
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* [[The Stoner]]: Like Critic, none of the stereotypical traits, but he stops the review of ''[[Reefer Madness (Film)|Reefer Madness]]'' to complain about the inaccuracies.
 
=== [[Captain Planet and Thethe Planeteers|Ma-Ti]] ===
 
The TGWTG version of the ''Captain Planet'' character with [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|the power of heart]] (or at least someone CLAIMING to be him), as played by Doug's friend Bhargav. Appears in the Nostalgia Critic's ''Captain Planet'' review, the anniversary brawl video, NC's ''[[Battlefield Earth]]'' review, ''[[Kickassia]]'', and ''[[Suburban Knights]]''.
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* [[Everything Is Racist]]: His theory as for why he got the short end of the stick is that Ted Turner is prejudiced against Indians. This immediately raises suspicion, since Ma-ti is ''Brazilian'' on the show...
* [[Granola Girl|Granola Boy]]: In "Ask That Guy VIOLATES Ma-Ti", he comes to the house with a leaflet on how to save the environment.
* [[I Am Not Spock]]: [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Spoony]] and [[Bad Movie Beatdown (Web Video)|Film Brain]] have stated that Bhargav wants to avoid being typecast as Ma-Ti.
* [[I Just Want to Have Friends]]
* [[Innocently Insensitive]]: There's a joke in the "Siskel & Ebert" tribute about him going to the hospital to get his balls removed, which makes him a pussy. Critic tries to set him straight, but he firmly confirms it.
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* [[Messy Hair]]: Although it ''is'' Bhargav, he probably can't help it.
* [[Race Lift]] / [[Ambiguously Brown]]: Ma-Ti is supposed to be Brazilian; Bhargav is Indian. [[Lampshaded]] when the Critic first realizes he's a fake.
* [[Throw the Dog Aa Bone]]: He gets to have an amazing, honorable {{spoiler|death and funeral}}, despite the Quakers Can.
* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?]]: He is a living [[Lampshade]] for this trope.
** [[Heart Is an Awesome Power]]: As of [[Suburban Knights]].
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* {{spoiler|[[Face Heel Turn]]}}
* [[Light Is Not Good]]: Unless [[God Is Evil]], killing the guy he's supposed to be looking after would have immediately made him "fall".
* [[Parody]]: Of Clarence from ''[[ItsIt's a Wonderful Life]]''
* {{spoiler|[[Took a Level In Badass]]: He explodes into a ninja costume and proceeds to whoop the Critic's ass once he realizes that he would become God's number one man and buddy if the Critic did not exist.}}
* {{spoiler|[[Who's Laughing Now?]]: And he ''still'' fails.}}