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'''Mr. Freeze''': [[Be Careful What You Wish For|First, Gotham. And then...THE WORLD!]]<br />
''(Critic suppresses an aneurysm, then puts a tape recorder and a pillow dolled up with a mask, hat, jacket, and glasses to somewhat look like him. He makes a "shhhh..." at the camera, hits "play" on the tape deck and leaves the dummy.)''<br />
'''Recording''': {{smallcapssmall-caps|I hate this. Look at that. That's so lame. This is idiotic. I really hate this. This is so stupid. I wish I could kill myself. Wow, that's horrible. Oh my god, I can't believe how bad this is. I wish I could kill myself.}}<br />
''(Sounds of beatings, taken from Tom and Jerry, before Critic is forced back into frame.)'' }}
** "''GODDAMN THIS MOVIE!'' It did it! it finally did it! Batman has driven me BATSHIT CRAZY!!!"
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== Top 11 Catchiest Theme Songs ==
* The Critic demonstrating the various ways the [[DuckTales (1987)]] theme song will destroy your life.
* And before that, him imitating the synth at the beginning of the ''[[Reading Rainbow]]'' theme song.
 
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== Captain Planet ==
* From the ''[[Captain Planet and the Planeteers]]'' review, his reaction to learning the topic of one of the [[Very Special Episode|Very Special Episodes]]s. His face is all that needs to be said.
{{quote|'''Critic''': So, Captain Planet, what other issues are you going to talk to grade school kids about?
'''Kid''': AIDS?
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(Audience cheers) }}
* The Critic tries the Heart ring but gets his rings mixed up.
{{quote|'''[[The Lord of the Rings|Sauron]]''': {{smallcapssmall-caps| I see you}}!}}
* The alternate ending to the gang violence episode where the gangbangers [[Shut Up, Kirk|shoot the Planeteers]].
* Wheeler comments on [[Beakman's World]].
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== Double Dragon ==
* "This is like waterboarding by [[Popeye]]!"
* And when he complains that the [[Mook|Mooks]]s' designs are so random and [[Narm]]-y that he wouldn't be surprised if [[Mickey Mouse]] suddenly appeared amidst them...
{{quote|'''[[Mickey Mouse]]:''' ''Ha-ha! Aim for the jugular!''}}
** "...Did the music just belch?"
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'''Nostalgia Critic''': (points to screen) Dat's a duck! (points to tie) Dat's a tie! (points to desk) Dat's a desk! (holds up copy of movie) Dat's a dupid, dupid movie! }}
* Hadouken!
* "[[DuckTales (1987)|DuckTits]]...[[Ear Worm|wooooo-ooo!]]"
{{quote|'''Nostalgia Critic''': What creepy pervert thought [[Non-Mammal Mammaries|that up]]?! (image of [[George Lucas]] flashes)}}
* "My god, he's transformed into [[G.I. Joe|Cobra Commander]]!"