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== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* ''[[Lupin III]]'' episode "Lupin Becomes a Bride"
{{quote| .'''Lupin III''': Now I know [[Some Like It Hot|how Jack Lemmon felt]]... }}
 
== [[Film]] ==
* [[Die Hard]] - [[Air Vent Passageway|Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.]]
* [[My Little Pony]]: The Movie
{{quote| '''Danny:''' Now I know how an ant feels. }}
* ''Meet the People'' (1944)
{{quote| '''Julie Hampton:''' [after kissing hundreds of shipyard workers] Now I know how a trumpeter feels! }}
* [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (film)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] II: The Secret of the Ooze''. Michaelangelo has been spun in circles, been thrown through the air and hit a wall.
{{quote| '''Michaelangelo:''' Now I know what a postal package feels like. }}
* ''How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog''
{{quote| '''Peter McGowan:''' [after a prostate exam] Now I know what a [[Muppet]] feels like. }}
* ''Patterns'' (1956)
{{quote| '''Nancy Staples:''' [dropping Fred off at work] Now I know what a mother feels when her child goes to school for the first time. }}
* ''Citizen Cohn''
{{quote| '''Roy Cohn:''' [after being paid a compliment by an opponent] Now I know what a pancake feels like after it's had syrup poured all over it. }}
 
== [[Literature]] ==
* The classic children's book ''Bread and Jam for Frances'' after she goes through the [[Radish Cure]].
{{quote| Jam for breakfast <br />
Jam for meals <br />
Now I know how a jam jar feels <br />
[[This Is Sparta|Full. Of. Jam]]. }}
* ''[[The Hobbit]]''. Bilbo, after being rescued from the top of a burning tree by an eagle, says that he now knows what a piece of bacon feels like when it is taken out of the pan and put back on the shelf.
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== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* [[NCIS|NCIS: Los Angeles]] episode "Anonymous"
{{quote| '''Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange:''' March! <br />
'''Marty Deeks:''' Now I know how [[Cinderella (novel)|Cinderella]] felt with her evil stepmother. }}
* ''[[Married... with Children]]'' Unknown episode
{{quote| '''Peggy:''' Al, how am I supposed to do my job and yours? I tell ya, now I know how Hillary [Clinton] feels. }}
** "Valentine's Day Massacre"
{{quote| '''Bud:''' [after being raped by a very large older woman] Now I know how Tom Arnold feels. }}
* ''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]'' episode "Sleepless in Bel-Air". Philip is bothered by a noisy cricket.
{{quote| '''Philip Banks:''' Now I know how Captain Ahab felt when he was chasing [[Moby Dick]]. }}
* ''[[Star Trek: Voyager]]'' episode "Parallax". The Doctor is activated to provide hydroponics supplies.
{{quote| '''The Doctor:''' Now I know how Hippocrates felt when the king needed him to trim a hangnail. }}
* ''[[Knight Rider]]'' episode "The Wrong Crowd"
{{quote| '''Bonnie Barstow:''' Now I know how Michael felt when K.I.T.T. was destroyed. Like half of me is missing. }}
* ''[[The Bionic Woman]]'' episode "The Jailing of Jaime"
{{quote| '''Jaime Sommers:''' Boy, now I know how [[Bambi]] felt on the first day of deer season. }}
* ''Half and Half''
{{quote| '''Big Dee Dee Thorne:''' Well, since no one has offered to buy me a drink, I guess I'll buy my own. Now I know how Phyllis feels. }}
* ''[[The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones]]'' episode "Daredevils of the Desert"
{{quote| '''Indiana Jones''': [about the rugby match] Too bad I got pounded by British artillery. Now I know how the Turks feel. }}
* ''The New 3 Stooges''. Moe hits Curly Joe in the nose with a broom.
{{quote| '''Curly-Joe:''' Now I know how [[Pinocchio]] felt. }}
* ''[[The Office]]'' episode "Cafe Disco"
{{quote| '''Michael Scott:''' Now I know what the founders of Philip Morris felt like. You just want to give people a smooth, fun way to relax and suddenly you're just some terrible monster. }}
* ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode "Planet of the Spiders: Part Five"
{{quote| '''The Doctor:''' [being held in a giant cobweb] Now I know what a fly feels like. }}
* ''[[Jackass]]'':
{{quote| '''Johnny Knoxville:''' [being doused with red wine] Now I know what it feels like to be my liver! }}
* ''Electra Woman And Dyna Girl'' episode "Glitter Rock: Part 1"
{{quote| '''Glitter Rock:''' Those walls are gonna keep moving in, and hit with a big bang! <br />
'''Dyna Girl:''' Now I know what a sardine feels like! }}
 
== [[Puppet Shows]] ==
* ''[[The Puzzle Place]]'' episode "Cute Is as Cute Does"
{{quote| '''Jody Silver:''' [after being caught by the vine] Now I know what a tossed salad feels like. }}
 
== [[Video Games]] ==
* ''[[Monster House]]''
{{quote| '''Chowder''': Now I know how taco meat feels.}}
* ''[[The Dig]]'': After the first time he uses the planet's tram system, Commander Lowe comments, "Now I know what my pet hamster felt like."
 
== [[Web Comics]] ==
* In ''[[Gunnerkrigg Court]]'', Annie, falling into a canyon, remembers dropping and breaking a glass, and thinks:
{{quote| "Now I know how the glass felt." }}
 
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* From the ''[[Super Mario World (animation)|Super Mario World]]'' episode "[[Memetic Mutation|Mama Luigi]]":
{{quote| '''Mario:''' Now I know how a meatball feels! }}
* A Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade announcer does this on ''[[The Simpsons]]'', to the perplexity of his colleagues.
{{quote| '''Bill:''' Ha ha. Wait, what did... Did what I say make sense? <br />
'''Marty:''' Well, no, not really, Bill. <br />
'''Bill:''' Boy, now I know how the Pilgrims felt. <br />
'''Marty:''' What are you talking about, Bill? }}
** The episode "Mypods and Boomsticks":
{{quote| '''Bart Simpson:''' Stupid angry mob chasing me for shining a harsh light on modern society. Now I know how Dane Cook feels. }}
** During the episode "Missionary Impossible", after Homer introduces gambling to the natives:
{{quote| '''Homer:''' Now I know how Bob Stupak feels. }}
* ''[[Family Guy]]'', "Emission Impossible" - Peter and Lois are trying for another baby, and Stewie doesn't fancy the competition:
{{quote| '''Stewie Griffin:''' My God, they're at it again! All this time keeping people from having sex...now I know how the [Roman] Catholic Church feels. BA-ZING!}}
** "Wasted Talent"
{{quote| '''Peter Griffin:''' Oh man, this is the happiest day of my life. Now I know how [[Barbra Streisand]] must've felt the day she married James Brolin. }}
* ''[[King of the Hill]]'':
{{quote| '''Bobby Hill''': Everybody's got a deer and I don't. Everything looks so Christmasy. Now I know how the Jewish kids feel. }}
* ''[[Teen Titans (animation)|Teen Titans]]'':
{{quote| '''Beast Boy:''' Now I know how [[George Washington]] felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor. }}
* ''[[Captain Planet and the Planeteers]]'' episode "A World Below Us":
{{quote| '''Kwame:''' [While imprisoned in a net] Now I know how fish feel! }}
* ''[[G.I. Joe]]'': The Cobra troops are surrounded.
{{quote| '''Major Bludd:''' Now I know how Custer felt! }}
* ''[[Totally Spies]]'': The girls are tangled in seaweed.
{{quote| '''Clover:''' Now I know what sushi feels like.}}
* ''[[The Perils of Penelope Pitstop]]'' episode "Hair-Raising Harness Race", after the Ant Hill Mob land in fresh concrete:
{{quote| '''Clyde:''' Now I know what a statue feels like.}}
* ''[[The Magic School Bus]]'' episode "Revving Up", while in the bus' carburetor:
{{quote| '''Wanda:''' [[Have a Gay Old Time|Now I know how a tossed salad feels.]]}}
 
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