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* Alan and Larry having to deal with the annual tradition of students dropping pumpkins frozen with liquid nitrogen from the University's rooftops.
** Followed by Charlie's reaction when Alan and Larry decide "when you can't beat 'em, join 'em":
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'''Charlie:''' The two great adult influences on my life are heading off to blow up pumpkins. }}
* In the episode 'Arrow of Time', several prisoners broke out using a rope made out of dental floss. Liz showed Larry, Charlie, and Amita the rope and this exchange took place:
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'''Amita:''' Floss is sold in containers of 20 to 150 yards... (gets questioning glances) I'm an informed shopper.
'''Charlie:''' Just eyeballing the density of this rope, I'm thinking it's gotta be... 18, maybe 19 thousand feet.
'''Larry:''' 3 and a half miles of dental floss, even assuming an average container size of 50 yards...
'''Amita:''' Mm, 127 rolls of floss.
'''Liz:''' You guys find new and special ways to freak me out all the time. }}
* The end of the fourth season episode ''Graphic'', featured this exchange between comic book artist [[Christopher Lloyd|Ross Moore]] and Alan Eppes:
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'''Ross Moore:''' ''(surprised)'' Whaaat??
'''Alan:''' ... Right! }}
* 'Black Swan' has a few good quotes when the team are breaking into a house full of bomb making equitment:
** Megan has just crashed into the suspets car to detract them.
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** Colby is about to climb up the trellis to get into a upper floor window.
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'''David''' I went out on the bridge with you, okay? }}
* A good quote about the running gag:
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'''Colby:''' 'Cause we wear suits, man. You always figure you can outrun a guy in a suit. }}
* Alan being a dad raises a smile every now and again.
** -->'''Alan:''' I hear Robin's back in town.
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'''Alan:''' Did you tell her that?
'''Don:''' Not yet, not in words, no.
'''Alan:''' You know, it's guys like you that make Beyonce sing that "Single Ladies" song. }}
** -->'''Alan:''' Great! Now I have two jaded, world weary sons!
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** After the house has been broken into and both sons are off to an crime scene:
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** Then he gets his own back later during Charlie's leature:
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'''Alan:''' Charlie, I'm as embarrassed as you are
'''Charlie:''' You were snoring! }}
* Charlie's example are good:
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** The one in 'Jacked' at a card table where Charlie is wearing a card dealer's outfit with Don and the bad guy sitting at the table wearing tuxedos, sunglasses and smoking big cigars.
** And occationally Charlie changes the anallogy:
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'''Ian:''' I thought it was an airplane?!
'''Charlie:''' Oh well, cats and dogs work better now. }}
* An episode in season 5, where the whole episode was rather bizarre (they were looking for a specific pair of ''shoes'', for christ sake! Well, the shoes ''were'' worth like a quarter of a million dollars, but anyway...), but all of the wtf-ness of the episode was made up for entirely when at the end of the episode, when they've finally pinned the shoes. {{spoiler|The dude who stole them goes into his closet, takes out a box... and doesn't find them there. They then hear footsteps outside... and find out that the thief's son was ''wearing'' them, in the '''rain'''. Apparently he thought they were a birthday present. The thief says, "New shoes... $250,000...". One of the agents then replies, "A smile on your kid's face: Priceless".}}
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