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** This is pretty much the modus operandi for a good portion of White's cards. Being the color of light and law, [[Lawful Stupid|(though not]] [[Light Is Not Good|necessarily good,)]] White has no trouble using the Long Arm of The Law to strangle you to death. Of course, since the ''military'' falls under the technical definition of "law," they're just as likely to strangle you the old-fashioned way as well.
** And the [http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=3014 Aysen Bureaucrats] from the ''Homelands'' set.
{{quote|'''[[Big Bad|Baron Sengir]]:''' ''[[Even Evil Has Standards|All the tortures of my vault of horrors pale in comparison to dealing with those petty Bureaucrats.]]''
'''Murat, Death Speaker:''' ''I would say that our Bureaucrats are no better than vipers - [[Insult to Rocks|but I shouldn't insult the vipers]].'' }}
** Parodied with Bureaucracy, an Unglued card where the bureaucratese is not only in the flavor text but in ''the entire text of what the card does''.
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