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{{quote|'''Obi-Wan:''' We're messing up the GM's plans again. He probably had this whole city mapped out.
'''GM:''' No, you guys have been great for my improvisation. [[Indy Ploy|I've learnt not to plan ahead more than ten minutes.]]|''[[Darths and Droids]]'', [http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0041.html #41]}}
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'''Player''' ''[[[Out of Character]]]'': Champion of Light huh? So that explains all the stupid stuff going on lately. I ask the Prophetess where my Signet is to be found....
'''GM''' ''[as Prophetess]'': Ritualist Timon, your Signet may be found in the ruins of the Tower of Theurgy, guarded by wards only your hand may breach.
'''Player''' ''[[[In Character]]]'': Tower of Theurgy huh? I pull out my map and a compass. I draw a 10-mile radius circle on the map, centered on the Tower of Theurgy.
'''GM''' ''[looking confused]'': Okay....
'''Player''': I then ritually Geas myself to never set foot within the area represented on the map, lest I instantly die.
'''GM''': WHAT????
'''Player''' ''[addressing the Prophetess]'': Looks like the war has been called off...
'''GM''': ''*sobs quietly*'' }}
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{{quote|Heck, as far as I'm concerned, the presence of players is a necessary evil at best. I think most [[Game Master|gamemasters]] will agree that their world functions significantly more smoothly before the PCs ever show up.|'''Redcloak''', preface to ''[[The Order of the Stick]]: On the Origins of PCs''}}
{{quote|'''The Mouth of Sauron:''' Is there anyone amongst this rabble with the authority to-
'''"Aragorn:"''' Yeah, let's speed this up. (''[[Off with His Head|decapitates the]] MoS'')<br />
'''DM:''' What? [[Aggressive Negotiations|You attack him? During parlay?]] What is wrong with you guys? This is the third time you've killed someone during negotiations!<br />
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'''"Aragorn:"''' Oh now I'm ''really'' glad I killed him.|''[[DM of the Rings]]''}}
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