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{{quote|'''Obi-Wan:''' We're messing up the GM's plans again. He probably had this whole city mapped out.<br />
'''GM:''' No, you guys have been great for my improvisation. [[Indy Ploy|I've learnt not to plan ahead more than ten minutes.]]|''[[
{{quote| '''GM''': The Prophetess of Kell reads your omens and says that each of your number is destined to find one of the Signets of Power and be a Champion of Light in the coming Holy Wars. Once all of you have the Signets the Champions of Darkness will be released, and the fate of the world shall be decided.<br />
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'''GM''': ''*sobs quietly*'' }}
{{quote|I just blew up my first gate. I'm not sure why I did it, really. I am not playing by the rules anymore.|'''Rose Lalonde''', ''[[
{{quote|Heck, as far as I'm concerned, the presence of players is a necessary evil at best. I think most [[Game Master|gamemasters]] will agree that their world functions significantly more smoothly before the PCs ever show up.|'''Redcloak''', preface to ''[[
{{quote|'''The Mouth of Sauron:''' Is there anyone amongst this rabble with the authority to-<br />
'''"Aragorn:"''' Yeah, let's speed this up. (''[[Off
'''DM:''' What? [[Aggressive Negotiations|You attack him? During parlay?]] What is wrong with you guys? This is the third time you've killed someone during negotiations!<br />
'''"Legolas:"''' And yet they keep falling for it! It's hilarious.<br />
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'''"Aragorn:"''' What's the big deal? So he's dead.<br />
'''DM:''' I have like, four pages of dialog written for him.<br />
'''"Aragorn:"''' Oh now I'm ''really'' glad I killed him.|''[[
{{quote| ''Anything you expect your players to fight, they will run from or talk to. Anything you expect them to run from or talk to, they will fight.''}}
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