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{{quote| ''Candy is dandy,''<br />
''[[But Liquor Is Quicker]].'' }}
 
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* [[Analogy Backfire]]: The poem ''The Romantic Age'', about a lovestruck teenage girl who:
{{quote| Presses lips and tosses head, <br />
Declares she's not too young to wed. <br />
Informs you pertly you forget <br />
Romeo and Juliet. <br />
Do not argue, do not shout; <br />
Remind her how that one turned out. }}
* [[But Liquor Is Quicker]]: "Reflections on Ice-Breaking" is the [[Trope Namer]].
* [[Ceiling Banger]]:
{{quote| We might love the people upstairs wonderous<br />
If, instead of above us, they lived just underus. }}
* [[Least Rhymable Word]]:
{{quote| There are no rhymes for orange or silver,<br />
Unless liberties you pilfer. }}
* [[Little Did I Know]]: ''Don't Guess, Let Me Tell You''.
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* [[Painful Rhyme]]: Though done deliberately, and often lampshaded by changes in the spelling.
* [[Romantic Hyperbole]]:
{{quote| More than a catbird hates a cat, <br />
Or a criminal hates a clue, <br />
Or the Axis hates the United States, <br />
That's how much I love you.... }}
* [[Spotlight-Stealing Title]]:
{{quote| ''The Self-Effacement of Electra Thorne'':<br />
As for egocentricity, good heavens! <br />
What's egocentric about wanting the marquee to read<br />
ELECTRA THORNE<br />
IN<br />
OPHELIA AND HAMLET<br />
WITH<br />
MAURICE EVANS<br />
? }}
* [[Stuffy Old Songs About the Buttocks]]: ''The Clean Platter''
{{quote| Some singers sing of ladies' eyes <br />
And some of ladies' lips, <br />
Refined ones praise their ladylike ways, <br />
And coarse ones hymn their hips. }}
* [[Termite Trouble]]/[[Floorboard Failure]]: ''The Termite''
{{quote| Some primal termite knocked on wood<br />
Tasted it, and found it good<br />
And that is why your Cousin May<br />
Fell through the parlor floor today. }}
* [[The So-Called Coward]]: ''Custard the Dragon'' is about a woman named Belinda who lived with a kitten, a mouse, a dog, and a dragon. Counter-intuitively, the kitten, mouse, and dog were all described as being very brave, while the dragon was a coward. However, when a pirate broke into the house and threatened Belinda, the three supposedly 'brave' animals ran and hid, and Custard stood his ground, fought the pirate, and ate him.
* [[The Thing That Would Not Leave]]: ''Polterguest, My Polterguest''[http://www.eecs.harvard.edu/~keith/poems/polterguest.html\].
* [[Wendigo]]:
{{quote| The Wendigo, the Wendigo <br />
I saw it just a friend ago <br />
Last night it lurked in Canada <br />
Tonight on your veranda! }}